Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Manic Depression

got a hold over me...

Asperger Syndrome is a developmental disorder characterized by significant difficulties in social interaction and nonverbal communication....



ok, I did read Scott Steepleton's story about the Isla Vista landlord berating a gay guy on State St..the gay happens to be the IV Community Services Director... 

I was at a meeting once and two gay guys, two poofs, were causing trouble, so the cops escorted one drunk gay out and the other gay started screaming at me in Puerto Rican-infused English "are joo tocken ta me?" it was very funny, like a Seinfeld episode!

so I told him to go outside and join his wife..he freaked out and all of a sudden I'm a homophobe...hahaha...no, I just call a spade a spade



but Scott made some editorial assumptions about the sitch on State..that the video was provided by a "Democratic operative" hoping to get a felony hate-crime offense against the landlord...of  course Scott says "it appears"  that way because he has no facts..he interjected his irrelevant opinion into the story ...hey,  didn't Wendy say that her old reporters did that and that's why she fired them?? yes, she did because she's got Asperger's Syndrome, it appears


well if you want the real story from a real news publication, it's at the San Luis Obispo Tribune, complete with video and faggot-this and faggot-that

http://www.sanluisobispo.com/news/local/article184644368.html


now I have no issues with gay people or landlords for that matter


or do I??

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Don't Touch Me There

At this moment of surrender Darling, if you really care, Don't touch me there





so with all the sex stuff in the news, the Girls Scouts have gone and warned little girls not to hug their aunts and uncles during the holidays...a firm handshake should do..

hey, when I  was  a kid my aunts would hug and kiss me and rub their boobs on me 'cause they loved me not because they wanted to molest me.. they made me feel safe and loved..




look, just because President Trump,  Judge Roy Moore, Al Franken, Bill O'Reilly, Anthony Weiner,  Harvey Weinstein, and half the Catholic Church are perverts, doesn't mean  your aunts and uncles are! some were probably Girl Scouts when they were kids


oh... but don't let anyone from the News-Press hug you...


or touch you even

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Eye In The Sky

I am the eye in the sky, looking at you....





Dear President Trump,


what a piece of shit you are..what a disgusting fat pig you are..throwing your support to Judge Roy Moore, a liar and accused pedophile...you both are so fucking stupid I can't believe it...


For the second time in 13 years, Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore has been removed from the bench by the Alabama Court of the Judiciary, both times for essentially the same reason: Refusing to follow a federal court order. The vote was unanimous and his judicial career is now over.


Read more at 

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2016/10/01/roy-moore-removed-from-the-bench-again/#IFq2wP5QlY3eSfdc.99

oh,  and of course Wendy/News-Press supports the pedophile too... according to Andy Caldwell's opinion, Judge Roy is a highly moral fella who could not possibly have seduced a fourteen year old when he was 30 and a DA in Alabama...or groped some teens..or hung out in malls trying to date teens..as the Judge said, he generally didn't date teens and always asked their mothers for permission..and if the teens said they dated, then Judge Roy doesn't dispute it..then he says he doesn't know any of his accusers!!

we are not in a court of law here...the presumption of innocence is for a jury trial..


in the court of public opinion, we need to use logical deduction to determine if the Judge is telling the truth..obviously, he is lying and can't get his stories straight


and yet, Trump still supports Judge Roy because he's a conservative!!


I know Alabama has some good people and will do the right thing by electing the Democrat Doug Jones, who fought and won some justice for the 4 little girls killed by the KKK


what did Judge Roy Moore do? he molested little girls


fucking turkey

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Sit Down, I Think I Love You

baby can't you see that I'm a desperate man...



ok, so this Louis CK guy, a comedian got busted for masturbating in front of women without their consent

'without their consent' ....like they gonna say "ok" if I asked them



 
masturbation is a gift from God and you don't want to go against God, do you ladies?

besides, if God didn't want us to jerk-off, He would've given us guys shorter arms

that's how I see it

Tuesday, November 14, 2017

My Sharona

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Sharona





well I was born in the USA but I thank my lucky stars I wan't born in Alabama else I'd be preaching the gospel to you in hillbilly English

ok..so...if you wanna have sex with a teen you don't have to go all the way to Thailand, just go to Alabama! the age of consent in Alabama is sixteen..16 years old and I can get it on with teen girls...that's a dream!! sugar and spice ....mmmmmm...juicy and tender girls with grits n gravy!!


Sodomites!!

 Judge Roy Moore, the bible-thumping ignorant hillbilly from Alabama is running for a senate seat and allegations popped up against him...apparently Judge Roy likes teens and one gal (of many) says the judge sexually molested her when she was 14 years old...and he was 32

14 years old..still old enough biologically to bear children, but mentally they're all giggly 'n stuff

so the question is did Judge Roy really do it..is he a pedophile? Judge Roy: "Crime, corruption, immorality, abortion, sodomy, sexual perversion sweep our land"


and he tried to keep a statue of the Ten Commandments on gov't property in Alabama and is a homophobe....he's a real southern baptist ignoramus and the folks who defend him say the bible permits this type of behavior as Mary was a teen who banged an older man

look, I like my women between 20 and 78 years old,
with soft hair, a captivating smile, and big tits


Judge Roy likes dirty little southern girls

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Cathy's Clown

here he comes...that's Cathy's Clown


 

see? what'd I tell ya..the News-Press was so afraid of Cathy Murillo beating Frank Hotchkiss, they printed a front page fake news story and tried to smear Cathy because of a debate question from an old boyfriend!! it backfired Wendy and you got burned..Frank's debate performance was so bad..

big fat Andy Caldwell

WOWEE!! the libs won big in Santa Barbara last night despite the News-Press efforts to push ol' Frank across the finish line...even the Three Stooges- Andy Caldwell, Joe Armendariz and Lanny Ebenstein- sang the praises of Frank but fell flat...all these guys used to call themselves gov't watchdogs but they simply are Wendy's lapdogs

sit Frank..SIT..good dog!
 
Measure C passed and the cops will finally get a better headquarters downtown...Wendy was against the measure so we know she really hates cops...

the city council will be mostly liberal now and that should drive the News-Press nuts...I bet that Wendy and Nipper will blame illegals for Frank Hotchkiss's loss...

now I see Cathy and PODER locking arms, marching militant-style up to the News-Press front door, banging on that door and demanding...demanding..

RevoluciĆ³n!!!

Monday, November 6, 2017

I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home

She said: "I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home, so you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam. "We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall. "And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."


there was a time when you could get busted for DUI, hire News-Press pal and DUI lawyer Darryl Genis, run and pout to said News-Press and you'd get to write fictitious stories about law enforcement.... and you might get off scott-free and sue the cops/city for police brutality....and WIN A BIG SETTLEMENT!!!

of course, it helps if you are a conservative then you'd get special treatment from Wendy...and we know Wendy had lots of her pals busted for DUI or drugs..all victims of the big ol' meanie police

but those days are gone..people are waking up....Mallory Dies got killed by a drunk driver who was working for the Lois Capps camp...Lois is a liberal so the News-Press turned tail and did an investigative series on the drunk and Lois connection..the investigative reporter was Peter Lance, who got busted for DUI and ran to Wendy and she ran a front page series for him as he covered his own DUI hearings while defaming the cops... nutso!!

but those days are gone...Santa Barbara came up with a marketing plan to concentrate the drunks in one place: THE FUNK ZONE!!! so now the cops go down there and lecture the kiddies on the dangers of drunk driving instead of chasing them around town

but now I hear where the principal of Santa Ynez Valley High School was busted for DUI and he's on administrative leave...the SYV Star and Noozhawk had the story by the same reporter..Noozhawk was once sympathetic to drunk drivers, but they are starting to sober up..

the SYV school board is trying to soften up the crime and the guy's father is on the school board!!!

Darryl's in jail for tax evasion so who do the drunks hire to represent them? I don't know but I do know the principal should resign if he is guilty... 


I don't care who his daddy is

Sunday, November 5, 2017

Questions

of a thousand dreams


 
FOX News and the News-Press created the fake news, but the conservatives just blamed the New York Times for it...

in Sunday's News-Press, we have a situation whereby Wendy wants to censor an enemy, Cathy Murillo's former hubby, David Pritchett for axing a question at a recent debate..the event was hosted by KEYT and sexy but stern Beth anchored it while CJ, Jerry Roberts and Tom Bolton asked questions...

Jerry Roberts asked Frank Hotchkiss, Wendy's little sycophant, why he denies climate change and Frank's response was go read the News-Press article..I chuckled and said to myself: right on cue, Frank




now Pritchett's question was fair game: how much money do you make? the News-Press has pried into public workers' salaries so why shouldn't we know how much the mayoral candidates make, which would be in addtion to the mayor's salary ($50000/year) and any pensions/benefits...

Frank says it's none of your business..again, right on cue Frank..but a check of the internet will tell you Frank's net worth which ain't all that much and probably why he wants to ride on Wendy's gravy train

now the News-Press is wanking about the question because they don't like who asked it!!

if Trump has his daughter running our foreign policy, why can't Cathy's ex ask a question?

because Wendy likes free speech only when it benefits her, that's why..

and they must be worried that Cathy will beat Frank in the election next week
 

Friday, November 3, 2017

The House of the Rising Sun

oh mother tell your children not to do what I have done

Frank Hotchkiss is a whore...you don't want to elect a whore for mayor, do you Santa Barbara??



Frank works in the whorehouse down the street called the News-Press doing whatever Madame Wendy McCuckoo tells him to do....

 

I knew a gal once from Idaho..you know what she told me?

"I DA HO, YOU DA PIMP"

HAHAHAHAHA!!!