Monday, November 6, 2017

I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home

She said: "I'm gonna hire a wino to decorate our home, so you'll feel more at ease here, and you won't have to roam. "We'll take out the dining room table, and put a bar along that wall. "And a neon sign, to point the way, to our bathroom down the hall."


there was a time when you could get busted for DUI, hire News-Press pal and DUI lawyer Darryl Genis, run and pout to said News-Press and you'd get to write fictitious stories about law enforcement.... and you might get off scott-free and sue the cops/city for police brutality....and WIN A BIG SETTLEMENT!!!

of course, it helps if you are a conservative then you'd get special treatment from Wendy...and we know Wendy had lots of her pals busted for DUI or drugs..all victims of the big ol' meanie police

but those days are gone..people are waking up....Mallory Dies got killed by a drunk driver who was working for the Lois Capps camp...Lois is a liberal so the News-Press turned tail and did an investigative series on the drunk and Lois connection..the investigative reporter was Peter Lance, who got busted for DUI and ran to Wendy and she ran a front page series for him as he covered his own DUI hearings while defaming the cops... nutso!!

but those days are gone...Santa Barbara came up with a marketing plan to concentrate the drunks in one place: THE FUNK ZONE!!! so now the cops go down there and lecture the kiddies on the dangers of drunk driving instead of chasing them around town

but now I hear where the principal of Santa Ynez Valley High School was busted for DUI and he's on administrative leave...the SYV Star and Noozhawk had the story by the same reporter..Noozhawk was once sympathetic to drunk drivers, but they are starting to sober up..

the SYV school board is trying to soften up the crime and the guy's father is on the school board!!!

Darryl's in jail for tax evasion so who do the drunks hire to represent them? I don't know but I do know the principal should resign if he is guilty... 


I don't care who his daddy is

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