Sunday, May 21, 2017

I Met Her In Church

I met her in church

ok so the two chief sycophant-brown-nosers at the News-Press are Andy Caldwell and Scott Steepleton..or Amos and Andy as I likes to call dem

first on the front page pf the News-Press, Scott, (Amos) informs us that the News-Press won some more awards...Scott's wife Charlotte won and another writer won for his story about donuts...I like maple bars!!

then Andy's guest opinion has him crowing about "patriots" Wendy and Nipper and how much fun he had at the La Cumbre Country Club emceeing the awards event and goes on to compare Wendy and Nipper to Jesus!! WTF....a very bizarre editorial from Andy whose meal ticket is secured so long as Wendy's  (ie Craig's) cash holds out

BTW, the Patriots Award is a bogus award and I guess with the subscribers shrinking, the News-Press has to print positive stories about itself to try to be credible..incredible!!

Wendy and Nipper are false patriots..the kind that Samuel Johnson warned about in 1775

"A man sometimes starts up a patriot, only by disseminating discontent, and propagating reports of secret influence, of dangerous counsels, of violated rights, and encroaching usurpation.

This practice is no certain note of patriotism. To instigate the populace with rage beyond the provocation, is to suspend publick happiness, if not to destroy it. He is no lover of his country, that unnecessarily disturbs its peace. Few errours and few faults of government, can justify an appeal to the rabble; who ought not to judge of what they cannot understand, and whose opinions are not propagated by reason, but caught by contagion."

but ok if Wendy is gonna give herself awards them I am gonna give myself an award....let's about Best Social Satire Blog On the Planet..

yeah I like that..thank you very much

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Of course, the News-Press failed to mention the awards won by the Santa Barbara Independent in the same competition. (Other local papers winning awards were the Santa Maria Times, Santa Ynez Valley News, Lompoc Record, Santa Maria Sun.)

Santa Barbara Independent
1st: Non-Profile Feature Story
1st: Illustration
1st: Sports Action Photo
1st: Artistic Photo
2nd: Coverage of Business News
2nd: Inside Page Layout & Design Tabloid
2nd: Agricultural Reporting