on your door...
well the FBI raided Mar-a-lago, the richly appointed compound of ex-prez Traitor Trump and First Commie Melania...no one was killed and no windows were broken, and all they found was a bunch of coloring books!
now Trump groupies are very upset and calling for a Civil War, a War Between the States ...or should I say "States of Mind"
I heard an ad on the local radio station-some woman telling"ethnic minorities" they can get a small business loan..."if you are an ethnic minority"....my God how racist and condescending!! I can't help it if I'm white!
according to EDHAT, the County of Santa Barbara wants to hire two Hot Springs trail guides..I think I know the reason: dogs...the news is full of stories about people hiking with their dogs and the dog takes off to chase a mongoose and ends up over a cliff..then they both need to be rescued because the dog is stupid and the owner is traumatized over nearly losing his furry pal..we need a nanny state to hold your hand when people can't fend for themselves and hiking seems to be a big problem for some folks
in the good old days, you'd go up to a Mountain Drive trail, park by the creek and take off...maybe carry a knife in a holster to look cool...then check out the nature, the beautiful nature...the pools were full of water...cool clear water and you might catch a chick sunning herself on a rock...nude
here's a tip: if you wanna go for a hike, first learn to stand on your own two feet!
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