Cat Scratch Fever

Well, I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand

Ted the Songwriter?
"The first time that I got it, I was just ten years old
I got it from some kitty next door, I went and see the Dr. And
He gave me the cure, I think I got it some more"

Ted the Draftdodger?
Ted could've served in Vietnam but didn't..a list of excuses from student deferment (let the uneducated dumbasses fight the war...the Vietman war was a class war..lower classes fought it for the upper class), to faking mental illness (don't think Ted's faking that) but maybe that's why he wears Army camo all the time

ok Ted Nugent is coming to the Canyon Club in Santa Clarita in June...that's CALIFORNIA, the state the conservatives love to hate...but I wonder, have they ever even seen Big Sur??

so Ted, the NRA's chief stooge and propagandist who berated the Parkland Florida teens for speaking out about gun violence...this after they were subjected to their schoolmates being killed by a guy with an AR-15..Ted calls the Parkland teens like Emma Gonzalez and David Hogg "mushy-brained and soulless"

we got the 2nd Amendment and it's been interpreted by the Supreme Court (right or wrong) so the NRA is useless and still needs to have its non-profit status revoked

but Ted's act is old..he's 69 and every time a school shooting happens, he goes on a "I Love America" binge and clings to his guns for some reason... from the HOGBLOG: 'his recent right-wing patriot extremism flies in the face of the persona many of us fans recall from his heyday and seems fairly disingenuous.  I’ve always seen him as something of a buffoon, politically, spouting off whatever comes out of his head with the same aplomb as his impromptu, on-stage raps.'  

Ted the Ped??
“I was addicted to girls. It was hopeless. It was beautiful,” Nugent said at the time. “I got the stamp of approval of their parents… I guess they figured better Ted Nugent than some drug-infested punk in high school.”

In the song "Jailbait," Nugent sang about his affection for young girls: "Well, I don't care if you're just 13 / You look too good to be true. it's quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer, Dont put those handcuffs on me, Put them on her and I'll share her with you"

If he had sex with under-aged girls, that makes him a pedophile and just as liable under the statutory rape laws as the guy trolling playgrounds wearing nothing but a raincoat.

Ted the Hunter?
Here’s a quick synopsis of what went down, for anyone who hasn’t seen this yet.  Last fall, Nugent came out to the El Dorado County foothills to shoot a blacktail buck for his TV show, Spirit of the Wild.  In the process of filming the episode, Nugent and co. violated three DFG regulations.  He shot a spike buck, hunted with the use of bait, and he failed to have his tag countersigned. 

no real hunter uses bait

Read more: http://www.skinnymoose.com/hogblog/2010/08/17/ted-nugent-the-newest-adam-henry-award-winner-or-not/#ixzz5C5YM5Inj

EVENT DETAILS
Ted Nugent has carved a permanent place in rock & roll history as the ultimate guitar-shredding showman, selling more than 40 million albums, performing over 6,500 high-octane live shows, and continuing to set attendance records at venues around the globe.
Nugent was named Detroit’s Greatest Guitar Player of All Time by readers of MLive, and his no-holds-barred career spans five decades of multi-platinum hits. From the ground breaking Amboy Dukes’ hit “Journey to the Center of the Mind,” to classics like “Stranglehold” (ranked in the Top 100 Classic Rock Songs and #1 Guitar Lick), “Cat Scratch Fever,” (32nd Best Hard Rock Song of All Time) Damn Yankees chartbuster “High Enough,” and cult classic “Fred Bear,” (the most requested song for radio airplay in Michigan & Wisconsin), Ted and his inimitable sound have been featured on VH1’s Behind the Music, A & E’s Biography and more.
For millions of passionate music lovers everywhere, Ted delivers the Ultimate Life Soundtrack. A Ted Nugent show is not just a performance—it’s a fire-breathing celebration!
July 1, 2018
Doors 6pm. Headliner 9:00pm.
$48 / $58 / $68 / $88 + applicable fees

hmmmm, maybe it's time Ted and I met