Let's Get Physical

Let me hear your body talk, body talk!!

STOP STRETCH REST REFLECT

we all need exercise to keep fit....if you are fat you should exercise so I don't have to look a fat tub of lard waddling down the street...if you smoke, you should stop smoking and exercise if you have any respect for yourself, your pathetic little self.. as an ex-smoker, your smoke bothers me although I don't think we should outlaw smoking just in case I start up again...

then I hear Olivia Newton-John is coming to the Casino for a concert..why not the Arlington or Lobero? because I heard Olivia is into Indian guys..well ok Olivia..whatever makes you happy but Olivia's boyfriends have a penchant for mysteriously disappearing

so I will not set foot in the casino..cheap desperate entertainment for lost souls who can't even make it down the Chumash Highweay of Death (Highway 154) without going over the side and crashing into a ravine...fuck, when I was kid I could navigate the Pass high on a jug a Colt 45 Malt Liquor, usually going to see some cowgirl

today I have no such pressing needs but I had to check out the Bird Refuge.. I heard tales of some exercise equipment being installed at the entrance where the ducks gather..I heard that Jill installed three stretch bars at a taxpayer cost of $25000!

I just had to see for myself so I went into SB and headed for the Bird Refuge after some procuring some coffee and foodstuffs...

Let's Get Vertical, Vertical!!

 

I get there and take a look around...I spot the exercise station and proceed.. I see a lady on her hands and knees with her ass sticking in the air...I get closer and ask if she's ok..

"FUCK ME!! FUCK ME IN THE ASS!! FUCK MEEEEEE!!" she screams

geez

nice touch, Jill