so I'm driving around on Labor Day and head down Padaro Lane and see this chick walking her dog..I think it was a dog because it looked like a pony but no it was a dog ..... a big dog..so now I get it..dogs especially tempermental weird breeds are a status symbol to the rich folks....look..as far as I'm concerned dogshit is dogshit whether your dog is a mutt or a showboat....
and why can't dogs use those outdoor showers at the beaches the people use instead of Dog Spas??
because you dog people are sick, that's why....
next I see in on the front page of the News-Press a story about an FBI investigation into nude celebrity photographs....WTF???
then I see while I put down the Yarnbomber and his insane ideas to cover trees with yarn, I see some gals have taken up the cause to vandalize the County Administration Building with yarn..the gals are called "Yarnboobs" ....what they should do and what I totally support is them making some yarn knit bras or bikinis where you can see their nipples...mmmmmm..let's get creative, girls!!
then I see that Maria Shriver was having a torrid affair with Arnold's chief of staff years before Arnold hooked up with the maid...
I wonder what it would be like to get a blowjob from Maria Shriver...we could have some beer and chowda afterwards!! I wonder if she's up at Rancho Monte Alegre in Carp right now??
but it's true, a man does need a maid
just someone to keep my house clean, fix my meals and go away.....
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ISIS at the doorstep and nude celebrity photos as the top story? Feels like somebody desperately trying to sound "relevant" and "modern." They're definitely trying to shake things up a that crummy paper -- but they don't know how except to "think tabloid." A real insult to the intelligence. Here's the top story for tomorrow: "News-Press trying to make you pay the same for half the content."
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