Thursday, September 11, 2014

Fly Away

Life in the city can make you crazy
For sounds of the sand and the sea
Life in a high-rise can make you hungry
For things that you can’t even see

Fly away, fly away, fly away



today is 9/11..so I thought I'd do a post about flying..as George Bush said: don't let the terrists scare ya!




with the drought upon us, I's a'waitin' for the hurricanes to dump some water...but Marie turnd her back and Norbert just dry humped everyone...

one be must prepared for the inevitable...the gov't can't make it rain....so I thought I'd better figure out a way to get water and food...as the supplies dwindle down to  a precious few, like the days of the News-Press




ok so you can give man food or teach him to fish...how hard can it be to fish? you got your pole line and bait and then you wait for a bite...then I thought about the squid boats..they shine green lights in the water and the squids come runnin'....

so I see me a Fish Finder..I don't know how it works but I bet it's faster than the line and hook method..I'll test it out later after I get back from Trader Joe's

then there's the water....I hear Oprah and her rich Montecito pals are trucking in water to keep the gardens green...but that will only last so long..it's not ..um... sustainable



so I see me this Turkish copper water boiler that I'll modify into a desal plant..a little one..it's already close to what I need!! the Turks were way ahead of us

just boil some sea water into steam and the condensed water will flow, minus the salt and give me fresh water!!

so I was down at Padaro Lane looking for a spot to fish and get water when above me I hear a whining noise..it's a flying machine...it's a guy in a parachute with a little motorized propellar attached...zipping around the cosmos

I got two words for these guys:

John Denver

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