Saturday, April 23, 2011

foot locker...

cleanliness..is next to Godliness...

I don't know what's going on but I think I've slipped down the rabbit hole...the front page of the News-Press was more objectionable than anything I've ever done or seen on this blog..I think the Queen of Hope Ranch is trying to outgross me!! and gross me out!

the headline is bad enough: "Footwashing, feast assist the poor as Easter approaches"....I immediately lost my appetite....

then I see SB Councilman Grant House wearing rubber gloves, washing some dude's feet....do we need to see such foreplay on the front page of the News-Press?? but at least Grant uses protection unlike the Pope!!

I don't get this at all!! if you get to the point where you can't wash your own feet and you need a politician to help you, you might as well pack it in!! but the alternative is easy: turn on the shower, and get in for five minutes and your whole body is clean!!

this event was sponsored by a non-profit called Willbridge....ok fine but is this what people are thinking about nowadays...how to help the poor and humiliate them at the same time..this is exactly what the Unity Shoppe does!!
the event should be an incentive for the poor to climb out of their situation and live life on their own terms...just think, instead of Grant House, you could have a hot blonde at your feet, looking up at you like she wants to brutalize you, in a good way....that's possible fellas, but you gotta work for it!!

and Grant..I don't know what to say...except I'll never ever shake your hand again...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The biblical point in footwashing is to show humility. Wearing rubber gloves HUMILIATES the washee! I think religion is moving into the realm of folk art.