so..most of the election results turned out ok..I can live with Frank who finally accepted union money, but Mike Self? Mike? she looks like she stuffs hot dogs in her fat little pig face all day!! How is she gonna serve the city when she's stuffing hot dogs in her fat little pig face all day?I told you NOT to vote for her!!! You shoulda elected Diane Channing who looks a little like she's got Tourette's Syndrome, but that's not a crime, you intolerant, insensitive boobs! Measure B and Dale Francisco went to the Hall of The News-Press Shame where all losers eventually end up..Helene Schneider kicked his ass!! I was surprised Thyne and Cushman did so poorly altho John's DUI didn't help him... House did real good cos folks like his TV show...
and no wonder Travis snuck out of town two days before the election...there wasn't enough humble pie to go around! Cheer up Trav ..two of your endorsements won and it only cost your pal Wolfswinkel a million dollars!
so I was watching City TV
election results and the music they were playing was boss! Billie Holiday, Nat King Cole, Sinatra, I was surprised none of the candidates or players in this year's election came up with a catchy theme song..music is the universal language..so I've come up with what I think each should be singing in the shower...Steve Cushman..Put Me in Coach (John Fogerty)
Helene Schneider..Queen of the Silver Dollar (Emmy Lou Harris)
Randy Van Wolfswinkel...Money (Pink Floyd)
Justin Tevis..Everybody Loves a Clown (Gary Lewis and the Playboys)
Dale Francisco..Liar Liar (the Castaways)
Marty Blum..Leaving on a Jet Plane (Peter Paul and Mary)
Wendy..Crazy (Patsy Cline)
Travis Armstrong..All the Young Dudes (Mott the Hoople)
Bonnie Raisin..Norman (Sue Thompson)
Nipper..You Don't Miss Your Water (Byrds)
Frank Hotchkiss..Tiny Bubbles (Don Ho)
Craig Smith..(Old Man) Neil Young
Cathie McCammon..theme to Annie
Shiela Lodge..Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (Elmo)
Mike Self...Lola (the Kinks)
Nick Welsh..Gonna Buy Me a Dog (Monkees)
Grant House..House of the Rising Sun (Animals)
Lane Anderson..Universal Soldier (Buffy St. Marie)
John Thyne..Scotch and Soda (Kingston Trio)
David Pritchett..Get A Job (the Silhouettes)
Cruz..Low Rider (War)
Bob Hansen..King of the Road (Roger Miller)
Isaac Garret..Shake your Moneymaker (James Brown)
Bendy White..Little Boxes (Pete Seeger)
Diane Channing..Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On (Jerry Lee Lewis)
John Gibbs..I'm a Loser (the Beatles)
John Thyne..Scotch and Soda (Kingston Trio)
David Pritchett..Get A Job (the Silhouettes)
Cruz..Low Rider (War)
Bob Hansen..King of the Road (Roger Miller)
Isaac Garret..Shake your Moneymaker (James Brown)
Bendy White..Little Boxes (Pete Seeger)
Diane Channing..Whole Lotta Shakin' Going On (Jerry Lee Lewis)
John Gibbs..I'm a Loser (the Beatles)
keep on keepin' on!
2 comments:
Don't insult Kermit like that.
Two alpha females -- Helene Schneider and Michael Self -- will be leading the city. With Travis gone, who is Wendy going to get to maul them mercilessly on her editorial pages?
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