if you ever wondered why Arnold is the dumbest-ass governor ever, this will explain..and it will explain why the News-Press is owned by a drunken moron and is run by a bunch of drunken 
morons...first, the story was about a guy who, in efforts to increase participation in the dumb "sport" of lawn bowling, came up with the bright idea of selling liquor at events sponsored by the Santa Barabara Lawn Bowling Club..a nonprofit..it is legislation he cooked up to allow nonprofits more freedom to sell alcohol and dumbass Arnold actually signed it into law according to the N-P..so now you can gather with your friends on astroturf, and roll a little bowl ball around and get drunk!! how much fun is that??
the idiot who came up with this stupidass idea moved here three years ago and his name is Tom Hajdu... he says golf became more popular when people drank so he hopes the same thing can happen to Lawn Bowling!! WTF?? look, if you're drunk enough, even Sister Janet would look sexy!! Golf became more popular because Michele Wie, Lorena Ochoa, Paula Creamer and others added some class to the sport!!
well, Hajdu looks like the kind of simpleton who spends his time drinking and lawn bowling...the fact that Arnold wasted time signing this nitwit's idea into law is EXACTLY what we don't need in government...these special little interests that increase the chances of someone drinking and driving...real sports don't require alcohol, but demand fitness to excel...
I couldn't find any info on this new law since we have about a billion assembly bills on the books, so I'll look into it and ask Arnold WTF he was thinking...
and Scott Simpleton Steepleton, who wrote the story and informs us that the object of the game is "to roll your asymmetrical balls so they end up closer to the jack, a small white ball, than your opponent's....Hajdu says "it's a real hard, complicated sport"....well maybe it is if you don't have any balls...geez, instead of promoting alcoholic drug use, you should be teaching kids to engage in sports without having to drink booze...and the City of Santa Barbara Parks Dept should end its sponsorship of this silly nonprofit!! and if the folks at the News-Press would stop drinking Tequila for a minute, maybe their online site, newspress.com and news-press TV would be coherent..see ya tomato, er.. tomorwo.. er.. tomaty...
morons...first, the story was about a guy who, in efforts to increase participation in the dumb "sport" of lawn bowling, came up with the bright idea of selling liquor at events sponsored by the Santa Barabara Lawn Bowling Club..a nonprofit..it is legislation he cooked up to allow nonprofits more freedom to sell alcohol and dumbass Arnold actually signed it into law according to the N-P..so now you can gather with your friends on astroturf, and roll a little bowl ball around and get drunk!! how much fun is that??the idiot who came up with this stupidass idea moved here three years ago and his name is Tom Hajdu... he says golf became more popular when people drank so he hopes the same thing can happen to Lawn Bowling!! WTF?? look, if you're drunk enough, even Sister Janet would look sexy!! Golf became more popular because Michele Wie, Lorena Ochoa, Paula Creamer and others added some class to the sport!!
well, Hajdu looks like the kind of simpleton who spends his time drinking and lawn bowling...the fact that Arnold wasted time signing this nitwit's idea into law is EXACTLY what we don't need in government...these special little interests that increase the chances of someone drinking and driving...real sports don't require alcohol, but demand fitness to excel...
I couldn't find any info on this new law since we have about a billion assembly bills on the books, so I'll look into it and ask Arnold WTF he was thinking...and Scott Simpleton Steepleton, who wrote the story and informs us that the object of the game is "to roll your asymmetrical balls so they end up closer to the jack, a small white ball, than your opponent's....Hajdu says "it's a real hard, complicated sport"....well maybe it is if you don't have any balls...geez, instead of promoting alcoholic drug use, you should be teaching kids to engage in sports without having to drink booze...and the City of Santa Barbara Parks Dept should end its sponsorship of this silly nonprofit!! and if the folks at the News-Press would stop drinking Tequila for a minute, maybe their online site, newspress.com and news-press TV would be coherent..see ya tomato, er.. tomorwo.. er.. tomaty...
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I applaud the new law - I love to drink and the last thing I want is some Nazi like you telling me I can't.
well, obviously drinking hasn't made you any smarter..just stay off the road dickhead..
Liquor licenses increase membership by expanding demographics, increase revenue and competitiveness locally and internationally. Mick Von Caw, you are a moron. That is all.
did I offend you? sorry..I meant to say: stay off the road RUMMY dickhead!
You did not offend me, however you are offensive. Your malodorousness is does exceed your low IQ. You poor, poor thing....
again..sorry to be offensive! and I meant to say:just stay off the road RUMMY ANONYMOUS dickhead...
ok, I understand. I just think that your remarks about drinking and driving were reasonable but your comments about the lawn bowling bill were thoughtless and it would be helpful if you considered amending them. Thank you.
sure pal...I'll consider it after I polish off this bottle of gin!
Does that mean you won't do it?
I stand by my statements that Arnold is a freak and the dumbest gov ever..and that was the dumbest News-Press story ever...I'll have more on liquor and fraud in non-profits a little later..thanks for the ideas!
I don't agree with you. It was not a dumb news story at all. Lawn bowlers in the United States have stated that this is the most important thing to ever happen in this country. This is from the US Lawn Bowling Association Facebook page: "Lawn Bowls in the USA Thank you, Tom Hajdu of Santa Barbara and Gov. Schwarzenegger!
Effective 1/1/2011 lawn bowls clubs in CA can have liquor licenses- a new era for Lawn Bowling in the US!" I think they know more than you about the matter.
FYI: lawn bowling is not a sport unless you're a sissy...and only sissies need to drink liquor to have "fun"...therefore, you lawn bowlers are a bunch of sissies!
Pity, you really are not very bright.
then I guess I can't be a bowler? what kinda IQ we talking about? hey, if you want to advance your sport, get a sense of humor first..geez, you bowlers are sooo defensive!
An extremely stupid story. Extremely dumb. I can only guess that Arthur von Weasleberg likes to roll "Asymetrical" ball while he's drunk and that's why the NP covered this non-story. And I have heard rumors from the 80s about certain folks who ARE quite fond of balls...
You clearly have trouble with comprehension; the bill helps redefine the demographics for the sport.
"redefine the demographics"...you mean from old folks to alcoholics and 'tards? wow..now I get it!
No, that's not what I mean at all. I mean that currently lawn bowling in the US attracts elderly people who don't have much disposable income and who's health causes retention to be an issue at clubs. Broadening the demographics increases revenue and increases retention rate which generating an additional income stream to grow the sport. Currently the US is not highly ranked internationally, increasing the numbers of players will increase the level of game play.
how bout you change the name to "Yawn Bowling"...or offer a free lesson with a martini purchase...you're marketing alcohol so knock it off with the "broadening demographics, retention rate" nonsense...geez, you're starting to bore me!
I'm starting to like you, you're funny! Not very bright though, alas...
well finally we can agree on something!
Is this a record number of comments for one of your posts, Mick? And the topic is lawn bowling! Whew!
no! the record was when I made fun of the three amigos at the SB County Taxpayer Association...40 comments or so..this time the topic was alcohol, not bowling..from now on I will charge a dollar a comment because it's a pain in the ass responding to you people!
Enuf about lawn bowing and booze already. This is the Santabarbaranewspressblog.com is it not? We've got more important things to discuss. Like the photo story on Rob Lowe's 700 Picacho Lane megamansion in Architectural Digest. How could the magazine -- how could he? -- subject his wife and children to such an invasion of privacy!?
EXACTLY!!
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