The city's aflood and our love turns to rust we're beaten and blown by the wind trampled in dust
it took Wendy's ex Craig McCaw, the cell phone billionaire, five years to open Oliver's restaurant in Montecito and now he can't even serve food due to Covid! that's irony for you
so I'm so glad to see that the City of Carpinteria back-peddled on closing down Linden Ave or Main St to you tourists...when it comes to sidewalk cafe dining, Americans are so clumsy...I mean expecting people to eat in the street?? that's where you put the in-laws at Thanksgiving
Carp still needs to lose the barricades and show some class, esp with our new neighbors Harry, Meghan, and Archie
the Europeans have outdoor dining down to an art, esp France... you can sit outside and watch les Parisiennes, the French Renaissnance art on the sidewalks, have a little vin avec du pain et du beurre...c'est tres bon!!
that's why it's good to study other cultures and not be afraid of anyone who's not a white, conservative, Christian, American kook
but still, the best place to eat a hot dog, French fries and a Coke in Carpinteria is the beach
I got two pieces of advice for ya:
never look a gift horse in the mouth
and never turn your back on a French woman riding a horse
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