Sunday, September 20, 2009

fingering the dog...

you need to separate your feelings....

so your dog has separation anxiety according to the Independent; maybe your cat is neurotic, what cat isn't? Pedro Nada spends all his time writing more laws to protect animals, Obamas czar Cass Sunstein owes Americans an honest appraisal of his animal rights agenda as America's top regulator and he thinks animals should be able to sue you..I saw a frog last nite outside on my wall..normally this is a good sign because frogs are falling victim to the county poisoning creeks to kill invasive plants..so anytime a frog wants to hang out in my garden, he is welcome! Now, Obama is starting to piss me off...anyone who gets outsmarted by Glenn Beck is a worry to me...and this frog....was he just climbing a wall or casing my place for a possible lawsuit..maybe I got dangerous walls?? I doubt it..frogs don't need much..just some swamp water and insects..just part of the natural cycle and food chain..but dogs with separation anxiety..now where do they fit in? Dogs are pack animals..happiest around groups..when they become a pampered pet, or you paint them different colors to win a contest, the poor pooch loses all wild instincts and becomes sick because you make him sick...and if you paint your dog you make me sick, too!
Dogs can't get separation anxiety any more than a cow can get depressed over losing a job...so what is the source of these irrational feelings for and about animals? Why is old bald Mex Pedro Nada trying so hard to impress #86? #69 I can understand, but #86?
Well, I traced it all back to one inane song called "Muskrat Love" by the Cap't and Tenille..look at this shit!! singalong if you want!
Muskrat, Muskrat, candle light Doin' the town and doin' it right in the evenin' It's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam Do the jitterbug at a Muskrat Land
And they shimmy, Sam is so skinny
And they whirl and they twirl and they tango Singin' and jinglin' a jangle Float like the heavens above ...Looks like Muskrat Love
Nibblin' on bacon Chewin' on cheese Sam says to Suzie Honey, would you please be my Mrs
Suzie says, yes, with her kisses Now, he's ticklin' her fancy Rubbin' her toes Muzzle to muzzle Now anything goes as they wriggle Sue starts to giggle
And they whirled and they twirled and they tango
Singin' and jinglin' a jangle Floatin' like the heavens above Looks like muskrat love
for the last time...
there is no such a thing as muskrat love!!!
 

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