Saturday, October 30, 2010

Coffin Joe....

cuckoo ca-choo...
knowing that I will ridicule them, the News-Press freaks have buried the monthly coverage of the Wendy Pee McCuckoo round table luncheons on page 4, instead of page 1..but alas, I wasn't fooled! You can't slip this stuff by me anymore, I got too many scouts out there!!
This month's speaker was a zombie named David Limbaugh, a conservative columnist like me..but I've never heard of him! oh wait, he wrote a book called " My Irrational Fear of Obama" or something...and he wants conservatives to revive American values....American conservative values are on display by two teabagger wimps: Joe Miller and Rand Paul..values like "arrest the press" instead of freedom of the press...and "beat up women and stomp on their heads" if you don't like what they say...
Andrew Coffin, the director of the Reagan Ranch Center and VP of the Young America Foundation, was simply a cheerleader at the lunch and you know, those conservative values belong in a coffin!! Coffin is a religious rightwing fanatic and it's a shame the Reagan Center has been hijacked by these punks from YAF....his words have appeared in publications like Christianity Today and National Review..they tell you what movies are ok to watch...these are the same guys who take the good parts out to "clean them up" and show you the sanitized version...
in 2005, Coffin critiqued "March of the Penquins"...To Andrew Coffin, writing in the widely circulated Christian publication World Magazine, that is a winning argument for the theory that life is too complex to have arisen through random selection.
"That any one of these eggs survives is a remarkable feat - and, some might suppose, a strong case for intelligent design," he wrote. "It's sad that acknowledgment of a creator is absent in the examination of such strange and wonderful animals. But it's also a gap easily filled by family discussion after the film."
Rich Lowry, the editor of National Review, told the young conservatives' gathering last month: "You have to check out 'March of the Penguins.' It is an amazing movie. And I have to say, penguins are the really ideal example of monogamy. These things - the dedication of these birds is just amazing."
that's right, the conservative movement looks to a movie about penquins as the model of monogamy!!
ahhh....gays can't marry, but penquins can..is that it? and besides, I'm sure there are plenty of penquins who sleep around like that conservative slut Christine O'Donnell!!
it looks like the Young America Foundation, a tax-free non profit that pays its president $500000 a year, merits some further investigation...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What I found interesting on today's Page 1 was the writeup asking readers to report any polling-place irregularities on election day. Wonder what McCaw is up to.

Mick Von Caw said...

that was odd..report fraud to a fraud newspaper?? well,I'll have something to say about it tomorrow, Halloween!

Has the spun begun? said...

Maybe it's just lazy rewriting of a press release, but Scott Steepleton didn't mention that the Justice Department established this fair-election program back in 2002, and that Assistant U.S. Attorney Dennis Mitchell has been involved since at least 2006, and that he also overseas the counties of Los Angeles, Orange, Riverside and San Bernardino. Otherwise, a reader might think this was established for this specific election because the feds feared fraud in the tri-counties area. Nah, the News-Press wouldn't mislead readers. It must just be sloppy reporting.

Anonymous said...

Lazy reporting by Steepleton? That reporter should stick to what he knows best. No, no writing, but keeping his lips puckered on McCaw's ... behalf.