it's a mystery wrapped inside a riddle....I look at the news and see all this weird stuff...the BLM wants to frack behind Cate school in Carpinteria...I sent them an email for public comment: are you fucking crazy?? is all it said
I see a new cannabis operation in Carp with high green fences around the property, and the guys are white, wear baseball caps backwards, weigh about 80 lbs and now I gotta deal with it..in case you didn't notice, the crime rate has gone up since pot was legalized ..it was supposed to go down because stoners are so mellow...the good thing is the robbers are easy to catch because they're so stupid
and then I hear Maryanne (Dawn Wells) from Gilligan's Island is broke...send her a buck or two and don't outlive your nest egg
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| drilling for oil on Highway 150!! |
and the Polo Fields was to host the Santa Barbara Polo and Wine Festival today, Saturday, even though the polo fields are in Carp...not that we need another freaking wine festival but Booker T Jones was gonna be there! wanted to see him but the festival was cancelled at the last minute and no one knows why..not postponed, but cancelled
wine tasting..add pussy tasting and I'm all in!
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