Magic Carpet Ride

why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride

I turn on the radio and now KTYD is playing Poison, Blondie, the Cars, Black Sabbath and other hair bands..completely over-rated and unacceptable!! the new program director has not a clue

update: now KTYD is playing cool, uncensored rocknroll!! WTF...I'm getting whiplash listening to the radio...and where would we be without the radio?? in Dire Straits 

so how are the Magic Rings holding up in our creeks? you know, those God-awful ring nets the do-gooders installed, littering our beautiful creeks

according to KEYT, they are working great!! I think the idea is to catch the debris from a 500-year storm that would follow a huge fire...the folks living next to the creeks would be saved like magic!! and the Thomas Fire/ Flood can finally be avenged

the Magic Rings are working!!

but you know what they say in Real Estate: location, location, location

I am sorry to break it to these folks but gravity caused the water and mud and trees to flow with torrential rains after the fire...

Magic Rings will not stop this force