Mother Nature's Son

sit beside a mountain stream, see her waters rise

finally saw some Monarch butterflies where the eucalyptus trees grow higher than a Carpinteria stoner

I've only seen a few since October and those didn't even roost...rumor is they are going extinct due to pesticides and habitat destruction courtesy of the dumbest species on the planet: MAN!! the sooner he is exterminated, the better

but today I was very happy to a see a few...the green-orange contrast is beautiful and I think they'll be ok

but if I see anyone cutting down a healthy euc, there will be trouble

T-R-O-U-B-L-E

Protocol

you'd storm the gates of Hell itself, for the taste of a mermaid's tail

yesterday was windy and warm, the clouds were cloudy but the sun was sunny...and I could see from my lofty perch the waves were very wavy...so I went to the beach and hung out for a few hours...the wind felt soooo nice...there's no better place to be on a warm, windy day in January

Today we welcome a new President and Vice-President and say good-bye to Trump who taught us 'a little bit of knowledge, is a dangerous thing'  -the squirrel-headed bastard dodged the draft and dodged the Inauguration!! what a pussy!

but as I stood there on the side of the wind-swept beach road, I was lured into the deep by a beautiful mermaid and vice-mermaid...

we stepped into the sea...as if stepping into a reflecting pool

Cannibal Forest

DANGER...we're lost in the cannibal forest 

STRANGER...caught in the cannibal forest

Keep your scanners on, your radios-short wave, rocknroll- listen to the aircraft and police traffic...

as Inauguration Day approaches, I have listed some questionable conservative groups you may want to keep an eye on...ya know, for insurrection related activities

Young America Foundation--Wendy's little zombies are programmed at young ages to hate gov't and turned loose in their 30s while still living at home with their mommies

Santa Barbara Republican Club..any club that would have me as a member is a club I'd keep away from

Santa Barbara Republican Women, Federated: Home Voter Guide Nov 3, 2020. Register to Vote. How You VOTE Matters! Now you can pay online! Pay for Membership.-these bitches can be ruthless

Carpinteria Valley Republican Club-mostly pot farmers and drug dealers and gay guys

UCSB College Republicans-whiny little crybabies, but dangerous

if there's a heart left to beat, well I don't know how

Mr. Soul

stick around while the clown who is sick does the trick of disaster

a few posts ago I suggested that the Trump jerk-offs might storm the Capitol and try to turn the election around if God didn't intervene

well guess what? that's exactly what they did.. Trump incited these hillbillies and they marched to the Capitol during the certification of President-elect Joe Biden...they broke in, looted, ransacked the sacred building and pissed on democracy...five now six people dead including two cops.. I guess Blue Lives don't matter anymore

Wendy and the News-Press endorsed Trump and she should be ashamed of herself

it was a treasonous assault on America by Trump and his cross-eyed followers and he should resign or be removed from office IMMEDIATELY

then a trial and punishment...

swift and pointed

Wild Wild Life

got some wild, wild life

I was watching a northern harrier fly over the marsh...gorgeous bird!  

'These are one of the few raptorial birds known to practice polygyny – one male mates with several females' I subscribe to that! but not the News-Press

I was wondering what happened to Nipper now that all those foodie gigs fell thru due to Covid...then I saw the News-Press and there he is hosting a new show called Animal Zone..for people who treat animals like people..or a poor man's Animal Planet...or maybe Nipper got some plans for turtle soup!

ok so we know Wendy loves dogs and uses her divorce money to help animals but not people..and I see girls walking their dogs down the street, carrying little green poop bags as though a fashion accessory....I don't get that at all..and all the guys who walk their dogs are obviously gay

dogs are good for one thing: chasing their tails, like Republicans

so Nipper is now Dr. Doolittle interviewing all these neurotic white women who need a dog's love..actually if you explore a little further you'll see a psychological schism there...a dog is merely a substitute for a man, or how they feel a man should be treated...the leash, the unconditional love, the fetching, the begging...girls love that!!

dominion over a dog is dominion over a man

let me tell you ladies something: 

you sleep with fish, you wake up with crabs 

you sleep with dogs, you wake up with fleas

Downtown

when you're alone and life is making you lonely, 

you can always go...Downtown

I hope 2020 saw the last of the conspiracy theory nutjobs...how dare they use this beautiful Petula Clark song for evil!

At sunset, the Midnight Coach was traveling towards its destiny... 

2021 will have bigger windows so people can see better...Ears that hear and eyes that see— 

now on to Wendy's New Year's  Day message, with emphasis on 'mess'...some  choice words of wisdom and my responses which is fun..Wendy wants more common sense in the world but she's still smarting from Trump's loss

says Wendy:

'Hydroxychloroquine, a life-saving drug safely and effectively used since the 1940s to treat a plethora of ailments, was castigated by the media because the President said it is effective on the virus. After Nov. 3, suddenly it’s now a great, safe drug to use.'

Trump took it to ward off Covid but still got it!!!

"The New York Post’s Hunter Biden laptop story was blocked by Twitter (which later admitted they suppressed its distribution). When voters were told of the Hunter Biden problem, 15% said if they had known they would not have voted for his father. These two examples are just the tip of the iceberg."

the NY Post is owned by Rupert Murdoch who peddles tabloid trash and yellow journalism..the story was silly nonsense and the 15% conclusion drawn by Wendy P McCuckoo is illogical

"Where it all ends is anybody’s guess. Within this state unless something changes, we can expect things to get much worse.

Maybe Gov. Newsom gets recalled. Maybe that will send a message we are tired of being treated as serfs, tired of the dictatorship. We just hope things will change, the government will get off our backs and life will return to normal."

well ok I agree Joy Boy Gavin's got to go...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!