Wild Wild Life

got some wild, wild life

I was watching a northern harrier fly over the marsh...gorgeous bird!  

'These are one of the few raptorial birds known to practice polygyny – one male mates with several females' I subscribe to that! but not the News-Press

I was wondering what happened to Nipper now that all those foodie gigs fell thru due to Covid...then I saw the News-Press and there he is hosting a new show called Animal Zone..for people who treat animals like people..or a poor man's Animal Planet...or maybe Nipper got some plans for turtle soup!

ok so we know Wendy loves dogs and uses her divorce money to help animals but not people..and I see girls walking their dogs down the street, carrying little green poop bags as though a fashion accessory....I don't get that at all..and all the guys who walk their dogs are obviously gay

dogs are good for one thing: chasing their tails, like Republicans

so Nipper is now Dr. Doolittle interviewing all these neurotic white women who need a dog's love..actually if you explore a little further you'll see a psychological schism there...a dog is merely a substitute for a man, or how they feel a man should be treated...the leash, the unconditional love, the fetching, the begging...girls love that!!

dominion over a dog is dominion over a man

let me tell you ladies something: 

you sleep with fish, you wake up with crabs 

you sleep with dogs, you wake up with fleas