Where Do the Children Play

tell me, where do the children play?

'Psilocybin mushrooms, as the name suggests, contain psilocybin or its derivative psilocin, which are well-known naturally occurring hallucinogenic and psychedelic agents'

I know some weird shit is going down at City Hall in Santa Barbara- resignations, accusations of sexual harassment, leadership vacuum, pot wars,  and a dysfunctional city council..ooh I bet Wendy is giddy right about now

but when I saw the plans they have for a playground at Dwight Murphy Field, I wondered WTF is really going on at the City...Parks and Rec chick Jill must be high on mushrooms or weed to even consider this trippy eyesore as befitting the City of Santa Barbara...

they want to rip out the grass and install astroturf!! why let kids feel and smell real dirt and  grass when they can get rug burns on fake grass...

the project may be well-intended but it is ill-conceived

an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure