River

It's coming on Christmas, they're cutting down trees

They're putting up reindeer and singing songs of joy and peace

Oh, I wish I had a river I could bake a cake on

But it don't snow here, it stays pretty green

I'm gonna make a lot of money, then I'm gonna quit this crazy scene

I wish I had a river I could bake away on

I wish I had a river so long

I would teach my hands to bake

Oh, I wish I had a river I could bake away on

I'd bake my baby a pumpkin pie...