Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Play Misty for Me

look at me, I'm as helpless as a kitten up a tree...

that's a fallacy..cats aren't helpless...they like trees that's why they have claws... for climbing

so I drove into SB high on Tequila to gey my nu glasses and hic hic and I look cool...although I've never had a woman so obsessed with me sh-sh-she wanted to kill me..but...there's still time..hahahahaah! hic hic....



well I heard that Clint Eastwood was looking at condos by East Beach...the El Escorial condos...this place has a long history of weird construction and they look kinda ratty right next to the Zoo and all..so if Clint moves in I hope he joins the board, becomes president and cleans the place up..




I go to the Bird Refuge and yuk the water level is down, there's caked sludge visible that smells like doo doo and the Parks guy is watering the hell outta the native plants!! and two blondes are walking the dog.... this is gettin' monotonous!



the Santa Barbara Parks Dept has wood chips everywhere to try and stop the weeds....wood chips do not stop weeds..weeds are plants and they grow..some are adaptible to drought conditions which the native plants are not..ironic that in a drought, the City of Santa Barbara Parks is irrigating the native plants..how absolutely silly is this.. I thought the native plants needed less water


SB Parks wasting water on native plants..in a drought no less!!

then I zip through Montecito, drunk on life....I see the new condos are up and look pretty nice.....


new Montecito condos built on schedule


Craig McCaw's unfinished business

and Craig McCaw's restaurant, the old Peabody's still looks like a rathole after..what..five years???

this McCaw dude couldn't build a  sand castle

TEQUILA!!

du-du-dudu-du du du-du.....

well geez, it looks like I missed the big Tequila Festival at Elings Park, the new home for alcoholics and their festivals...

seriously, when they have a festival and suggest that someone sober drive you home, you know there's a problem..and especialy if you need to drink Tequila in the day time..yeah..you got a problem..although some alcoholics refer to themselves as Tequila "connoisseurs"...

now some of these festivals are billed as educational events that enlighten..they got food they got booths they got greeters and.... oh sit dey gots everything...


"if I only had the energy to lift that glass"

don't these folks look like they love life with all that energy they exude??

but it's just a way to sell more booze...and the only reason people drink booze is to get a buzz...any other claim is bullshit...

they used to hold the Tequila Fest at the Cabrillo Bathhouse then moved to Elings Park

now I don't care if people drink until shit-faced..but in the public arena it's a problem...the carnage is everywhere.. I'm not a Tequila fan but I seem to remember long ago after a couple of shots my head was spinning...and any over- indulgence of alcohol left me feeling pretty bad the next day...and it's no wonder..alcohol is poison!!

and these festivals are just traveling liquor stores...and the dumbasses keep slurping it all up....

next up is the Eling's Park Beer Festival....

I'll be counting the minutes

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

a man needs a maid

awhile ago I don't know when, I was watching a movie with a friend..I fell in love with the actress....

so I'm driving around on Labor Day and head down Padaro Lane and see this chick walking her dog..I think it was a dog because it looked like a pony but no it was a dog ..... a big dog..so now I get it..dogs especially tempermental weird breeds are a status symbol to the rich folks....look..as far as I'm concerned dogshit is dogshit whether your dog is a mutt or a showboat....

and why can't dogs use those outdoor showers at the beaches the people use instead of Dog Spas??

because you dog people are sick, that's why....




next I see in on the front page of the News-Press a story about an FBI investigation into nude celebrity photographs....WTF???

then I see while I put down the Yarnbomber and his insane ideas to cover trees with yarn, I see some gals have taken up the cause to vandalize the County Administration Building with yarn..the gals are called "Yarnboobs" ....what they should do and what I totally support is them making some yarn knit bras or bikinis where you can see their nipples...mmmmmm..let's get creative, girls!!

then I see that Maria Shriver was having a torrid affair with Arnold's chief of staff years before Arnold hooked up with the maid...

I wonder what it would be like to get a blowjob from Maria Shriver...we could have some beer and chowda afterwards!!  I wonder if she's up at Rancho Monte Alegre in Carp right now??




but it's true, a man does need a maid

just someone to keep my house clean, fix my meals and go away.....

Monday, September 1, 2014

the Cisco Kid

was a friend of mine

so I'm watching the last part of "Cisko Pike" with Kris Kristofferson, Karen Black, Gene Hackman, Harry Dean Stanton and the end credits roll and I see..

motorcycle cop...Frank Hotchkiss

Frank was in Cisco Pike??? geez Frank, what happened? real estate, city council?? bulb-outs??





it's Labor Day..has anyone cut off your head yet? well I recall some kid in SLO or Cambria cut some old dude's head off a few years ago...oh and the guy who killed 20 kids in Connecticut..shot the little ones dead....and the Sons of Guns TV show guy raped his 12 year old daughter...Americans are pretty scary, too

but according to FOX NEWS, TEXAS and the News-Press, ISIS is amassing at the Texas border ready to chop all our heads off! and we got also Mexicans running around with TB ready to contaminate us white folks!!



Trini Lopez taught me as a kid that Mexicans are cool...weird, but cool...just like his guitar..I am not frightened..of Mexican...girls... I covet them

ok so Iraq is engaged in a civil war that we, the USA, helped facilitate...remember the American Civil War? people got their arms, heads, legs and feet blown off or cut off by enemies and doctors..field surgeons...whether you cut off someone's head or drop a bunker bomb and blow children apart, war is an ugly thing...necessary sometimes to be sure..but mostly borne of hatred, fear and ignorance..

so the point is if you don't have a job..if you don't do some honest labor, you tend to spend time obsessing on things that you can't control...you tend to let paranoia lead you...idle heads are the devil's workshop...

so this Labor Day I celebrate workers... fearless American workers..people who weren't afraid to get dirty to get the job done...nowaday guys are primping their eyebrows instead of working...that will invite ISIS to come in and turn this God-fearing Christian nation into an Islamic state run by crazy men in hoods, like the KKK used to do...

naked and afraid


now why would some American try to interfere with the working class let alone someone else's country?? the Iraq invasion was about oil....if you wanna keep your head, then stay out of Iraq until we get someone like Saddam Hussein in charge again..let them fight their civil war

Wendy McCuckoo lost her head and look at her now....a shadow of the woman she once was; Scott Walker gov of Wisconsin tried to gut the rights of public workers and crawl up the Koch Bros asses for refuge, and now Wisconsin's economy is suffering....

America needs to stop drinking and start thinking....and working....

or heads will roll

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Drivin' My Life Away

looking for a sunny day.....

ok so we got the "hook" in Carp...right before you catch Highway 150...I love the hook and the roadside fennel...bees like fennel so well....leave it alone CALTRANS


mountainside north; oceanside south

now the Lagunitas development was supposed to remove the hook when it was built but it didn't happen so I'm pleased...the fancy-planned huge campus didn't materialize instead some houses were built while a big swath of land waits to be bought or leased....remember, we have limited water so keep your goals grounded in reality


bee and fennel at the hook


the Highway 150/101 interchange was the start of a deadly accident..a 16 year old kid took the northbound exit ramp as a southbound onramp and started towards LA...but he hit a truck head-on around Bates Rd and died....




he drove the wrong way- an activity made popular by Travis Armstong during his News-Press days..perhaps the News-Press could be liable

the online media sources covered the story and then Billy Mac over at Noozhawk corner of State and Mission started complaining about some of the opinions/comments people were posting on the Noozhawk site...Billy called some of them trolls for suggesting the alcohol or drugs may have been involved in the crash...so what Billy, you wanna censor opinions now?

and this from TEXAS?... lawyers-ready to blame the truck driver!!! obviously this lawyer never drove the 101 by Bates Road....there's a bit of a ridge and curve there and wrong way driver can come up on you quick....


Commentary

There are still several unanswered questions here, and we’re going to have to wait until authorities complete their investigation before a way forward can be determined. However, I will say that despite the fact that the victim was driving the wrong way on the highway and in that way was in the wrong, it wouldn’t give any oncoming traffic an excuse to just run into him. It’s possible that if it’s found that the truck did anything wrong, that the driver, and by extension the trucking company, could be found partially liable for the accident. I have no reason to believe that this is the case, but it’s a very real possibility.

– Grossman Law Offices

unbelieveable...

but I decided to take a look at the hook and the route the kid possibly drove when he mistook the off-ramp for an on-ramp....


pygmy pines hurt the eyes

as I come down from Ojai-way, a blanket of fog covers the road and I see a bunch of pygmy pine trees planted by Caltrans five years ago...these trees were part of the native plant kick and now serve only as a distraction..so CALTRANS may be liable for obstructing clear views of the signs and ramps....chop down those little fuzzy stick-pines..they don't belong there....besides they interfer with the ocean vibe...

I get to the interchange and see a bunch of signs and exits and onramps...if I'm a 16 year old kid, at night, in a hurry I could possibly get confused and turn into the off ramp....but I'd have to be in a blur to do that...the Wrong Way Red Signs are clearly visible...was this the first time the kid traveled around here?? he was obviously disoriented..but always, the mountain side is northbound; the ocean side in southbound

who knows what happened..the CHP will investigate and GOD I hope they don't find the kid was under the influence..except of being under the influence of being 16 years old....

but to try and foist blame on the truck driver....only a lowlife lawyer would do that.. a lowlife Texas lawyer

Saturday, August 30, 2014

My Maria

Gypsy lady

 
 
you're a miracle worker for me

Marie-EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEE....

oh... my Maria

Friday, August 29, 2014

subterranean homesick blues

you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows

Labor Day is coming up and the question is will Wendy fire someone just because it's her paper and she can do whatever she wants??? well the News-Press has shrunk to insignificance it's true, so the only ones left to fire...are Wendy and Nipper...and due to my incredible sense of irony, I find this ironic...




so I went out to see the big waves promised by the weathermen...I saw some waves alright but not giant ones...a former weatherman, Jim Brynes from KCOY was on Gramma Wimpy's Show talking about his involvement with NOPE...I'm not sure what his NOPE role is because Gramma and him just rambled!

geez....I can't get away from the No on P people...the brochures and ads are funded by the Californians for Energy Independence and Pacific Coast Energy Company... and I as read on, I see Brooks Firestone sitting atop the list of COALTION MEMBERS..BROOKS FIRESTONE...hahahahahaha!!

 
the pumps don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles

geez Brooks you think I've forgotten when you were a county supervisor and your involvement and attempted cover-up of all the Greka Oil spills...on your property no less....property you leased to them...the many spills were responded to by COUNTY FIRE at taxpayer expense!! what a joker ol' Brooks is...him and his idiot son and all the stupid beer they produce and water they waste....

from 2008/USA Today
By Noaki Schwartz, Associated Press Writer


LOS OLIVOS, Calif. — When a Firestone Vineyard employee discovered oil trickling down a creek in January in this wine country town, the source of the contamination was no surprise to firefighters.

Of 21 refineries in California, Greka Oil ; Gas Inc. is the fourth-smallest producer, but the state's biggest inland oil polluter, according to state officials.

Broken pumps, busted pipes, overflowing ponds and cracked tanks at Greka installations have spilled more than a half-million gallons of oil and contaminated water since 1999, fouling the water, soil and air in the Southern California county many consider the birthplace of the nation's environmental movement.

Over the past nine years, the Santa Barbara County Fire Department has responded at least 400 times to oil spills and gas leaks at Greka, resulting in fines, citations, federal and local prosecutions and investigations by the Environmental Protection Agency and state Fish and Game.

"I've been in the hazardous materials business for 20 years and this is the worst oil company I've ever seen," said Robert Wise, who works at EPA's Superfund division.

The company says it is a victim of sabotage -- a claim local and federal authorities dispute -- and overzealous regulators.

"To say that Greka is a major polluter is a joke," said President Andrew deVegvar. "To the extent to which we're being portrayed as some kind of Darth Vader of the oil industry is not appropriate."

While the company has been fined more than $2.5 million over the years, authorities are losing patience with Greka. This winter the county Fire Department hit the company with stop-work orders against most of its operations.

Some conservationists and others suspect Greka's political connections -- along with piecemeal regulation by overlapping agencies and weak inland oil spill laws -- have allowed it to continue operating. Greka leases land from current and former county supervisors; another former supervisor is on the Greka payroll.

That the spills are happening in Santa Barbara County is perhaps the cruelest twist for environmentalists.

The mountainous coastal area dotted with boutique wineries and the ranches of President Reagan and Michael Jackson was a catalyst for the environmental movement. A disaster at a Union Oil Co. platform in 1969 coated miles of beaches with oil, killed thousands of birds and helped lead to the Clean Water Act and a moratorium on offshore drilling.

Greka set up shop in Santa Maria in 1999, taking over aging facilities from major oil companies and turning crude into asphalt and other products.

From 1999 to 2007, the Santa Barbara Air Pollution Control District inspected Greka facilities 855 times and issued 298 violations. During that period, 203 Greka spills threatened or polluted state waters 20 times, according to Fish and Game.

"Right now I can't think of anybody that is worse than Greka," said Steve Edinger, assistant chief of Fish and Game. "They are the biggest inland oil pollution problem we are dealing with across California. Nobody has our attention like Greka does."

Authorities say Greka employees have been spotted covering up oil contamination with fresh dirt and were once caught plugging a corroded storage tank with a tree branch -- accusations the company rejects. The district attorney cited Greka for 104 violations in 2004 after employees were allegedly caught trying to tamper with old pollution-belching engines. Greka settled with the county for $675,000.

DeVegvar has said the number of incidents is not out of line with those of other producers when looked at on a per-well basis. But the EPA's Wise said that is true only if Greka wells that aren't in use are counted, too.

Greka has spent tens of millions of dollars in upgrades, deVegvar said. The company recently said it was tightening security, and in January announced an environmental initiative dubbed Greka Green. But just a day later, it was hit with an 8,400-gallon spill.

Brooks Firestone, whose family leases land to Greka, was one of two members of the county Board of Supervisors who blocked an emergency hearing on Greka in December. He said the staff needed more time to prepare, and warned board members not to become hysterical.

now who's hysterical, Brooksie?????


 

"To me, a huge event involving oil was the Kuwaiti oil fields that were fired by the Iraqi army in the first Gulf War, the 1969 oil spill in the channel, the Valdez tanker and the Normandy tanker," Firestone said at the time. "What is the meaning of this incident?"

Days later, on Jan. 5, Greka spilled more than 190,000 gallons of oil and contaminated water on the land it leases from the Firestone estate. Since that spill, Firestone has withdrawn from deciding matters related to Greka.

Firestone, an heir to the tire fortune, said it would be too difficult to calculate how much income he receives from Greka. On political disclosure forms, he said he owns only 9 percent of the vineyard land on which the Greka installation sits. Officials have to own at least 10 percent of a business to disclose income from it.

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008-03-27-2157900458_x.htm

Brooks Firestone...another clueless hysterical wine taster....

making excuses to make more money fer himself at everybody else's expense.....

typical trustfunder!!!