Thursday, April 30, 2020

REVOLUTION

you say you want a revolution, well you know, we'd all love to change your head



ACHTUNG!!!
CALIFORNIA BEACHES CLOSED!!!
KEIN WINDERDIEST!!!


CORRECTION! ONLY ORANGE COUNTY BEACHES CLOSED..TOO MANY DUMMKOPF REPUBLICANS!!



the beach is our lifeline....if the jerk-off drunk Newsom closes the beaches then we must have a REVOLUTION at the beach


EVERYONE HIT THE BEACHES THIS WEEKEND!!!!

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Very Superstitious

wash your face and hands
Rid me of the problem, do all that you can

despite all the evidence that masks don't do any good against Covid 19, the Santa Barbara City Council voted to require people use them in public and in businesses, according to EDHAT..oh and the City of SB requires that folks wear hats, too...tin foil hats


Mayor Murillo

the source of the story was the City of SB itself and they claim any face covering will do...Face masks may include cloth masks, scarves, bandanas or other face coverings over the mouth and nose of a person


the SB City Council is full of goofballs and the Mayor Murillo is an embarrassment, just dumb as can be, like the Goofy gov Newsom


'Lynn Bufka, a clinical psychologist and senior director for practice, research and policy at the American Psychological Association, suspects that people are clinging to masks for the same reason they knock on wood or avoid walking under ladders. “Even if experts are saying it’s really not going to make a difference, a little [part of] people’s brains is thinking, well, it’s not going to hurt. Maybe it’ll cut my risk just a little bit, so it’s worth it to wear a mask,” she says. In that sense, wearing a mask is a “superstitious behavior”: if someone wore a mask when coronavirus or another viral illness was spreading and did not get sick, they may credit the mask for keeping them safe and keep wearing it.'


when you believe in things, you don't understand


then you suffer

Saturday, April 25, 2020

Paradise

Well, sometimes we'd travel right down the Green River
To the abandoned old prison down by Airdrie Hill
Where the air smelled like snakes and we'd shoot with our pistols
But empty pop bottles was all we would kill




ok so the corona virus is on us now like a poodle on a young feller's leg, and some folks are hiding in their homes. and Gov Newsom is running around California like a Nazi, rambling incoherently


I'm done with it!! the states and the feds have had plenty of time to solve the problem but now it's up to the people, man




and I see them on the beaches on these warm lovely April days...there's no way to keep us away from the beaches!! NO WAY!! 


and the ocean is the safest place to be..no virus can survive the salty water...sharks don't get the flu..have you ever seen a shark sneeze?? 


and the flowers are pretty and the air smells like licorice, lemon and honey


and snakes

Sunday, April 12, 2020

World in Changes

still going through

well isn't this fun!! the Trump virus is fucking up everything! did it disappear by Easter because of a miracle as Trumpski promised? no



but Happy Easter anyway...and I see that the Bluffs are closed which is good..no dogs!! I think many beaches and trails should be off limits to the public until they can show some responsibility and respect for the natural beauty...the trails and beaches are not cesspools for dogs


yeah it's a pain to shop nowadays with the nutty social distancing practiced in stores..the tape on the floor you gotta stand behind so you don't get cooties



and I don't "stay home and save lives" ...  I go out and commune with nature..everyone else can stay home for that gives me the whole town to myself


my Easter feast will consist of a Spam sandwich and boiled potatoes


simple food for a simple man

Saturday, March 28, 2020

Ode To Billie Joe

"There was a virus going 'round, Papa caught it and he died last Spring"

well what am I gonna do with my welfare check? part of it is going back the US Treasury and the rest will go to California..it is tax season you know





so Trumpski is doing lots of press conferences due to the coronavirus and one thing is clear, he sucks at them..gets defensive, snaps at reporters, lies...he is used to the wasteful rallies where adoring fans cheer every word of his silly tweets...all orchestrated of course


now if Trump or the press secretary held regular press conferences, they might have learned about the C-Virus months ago and taken some action..but not Trump




Trump says he's the war time president but denies help to Michigan  Gov. Gretchen Whitmer because she "wasn't nice" to him... 


Trump is nuts and certainly is no FDR


there's a virus going 'round...


that's all you need to know

Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Don't Stand So Close To Me

don't stand so, don't stand so close to me

local gov'ts are offering inane advice to combat the corona virus: stay 6 ft away from people, wash your hands often and stay indoors... I don't think encouraging obsessive-compulsive behavior is the answer




then the mayors shut down restaurants, bars, prohibit alcohol which hurts small businesses...you should be able to go into a bar or pub for a few beers, especially when people are panicking and over-reacting...but not in SLO..no beer for St Patrick's Day!


Here's to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer - and another one!


then we got Trump throwing financial  gimmicks at the market which is falling quicker than your mother can unbutton her overalls


what has happened to America?

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

Touch Me

c'mon c'mon c'mon now touch me babe, can't you see that I am not afraid



so I'm watching KEYT (the parent company News-Press & Gazette endorsed Trump!!) and they got a new girl reporter, strawberry blonde...mmmmmm!!




then John P comes on with a story about how Isla Vista is a ghost town due to the Corona virus...bet those kids drink lots of Corona!


then one guy stops in the road behind John and flashes him but too far out of reach for JP to take a crack at him

what's with these youngsters nowadays??