Dizzy Miss Lizzy

you make me dizzy Miss Lizzy

so I'm reading the News-Press and now I get full online access..it's the darnedest thing..sometimes I get it, sometimes I don't but as long as it's free, that's cool

but they had a story about the new News-Press legal correspondent, Lis Wiehl, who now lives in Santa Barbara

Lis used to be on FOX News and Bill O'Reilly's show...the New-Press story was a puff piece by a News-Press flunkie and din't include the juicier facts that inquiring readers want to know about.... like SEXXXXX!!! so naturally that's why I'm here to include those facts about Lis and Bill

Lis, you know the News-Press is a joke, don't you?? Wendy is a birther and a Trump groupie and Billo and Trump are pals!! well you should have done your due diligence, Lis

January: O’Reilly made a massive payout in response to reported “repeated harassment” and a “nonconsensual sexual relationship.” In January, then-Fox News host Bill O’Reilly “struck a $32 million agreement” with Lis Wiehl, a longtime Fox legal analyst who had also served as his lawyer at one point, to forestall a lawsuit covering 15 years of sexual harassment allegations, including “repeated harassment, a nonconsensual sexual relationship and the sending of gay pornography and other sexually explicit material to her” including via email, The New York Times reported. The Times also reported that O’Reilly announced “that Ms. Wiehl had landed a job at the network and said she owed him” during a 2001 Fox segment and that he made “suggestive remarks” to her during the radio show they co-hosted. As part of the settlement, Wiehl signed an affidavit “stating that the two sides had resolved their dispute and that she had ‘no claims against Bill O’Reilly concerning any of those emails or any of the allegations in the draft complaint.’” [The New York Times, 10/21/17] 

Lis Wiehl, the woman who received the settlement, was a Harvard law school graduate and attorney who worked as a legal analyst on O’Reilly’s show from 2001 to 2016. 

32 million dollars!! for being a FOX NEWS Bimbo for fifteen years!

and why did she sign the affidavit??

Where Do the Children Play

tell me, where do the children play?

'Psilocybin mushrooms, as the name suggests, contain psilocybin or its derivative psilocin, which are well-known naturally occurring hallucinogenic and psychedelic agents'

I know some weird shit is going down at City Hall in Santa Barbara- resignations, accusations of sexual harassment, leadership vacuum, pot wars,  and a dysfunctional city council..ooh I bet Wendy is giddy right about now

but when I saw the plans they have for a playground at Dwight Murphy Field, I wondered WTF is really going on at the City...Parks and Rec chick Jill must be high on mushrooms or weed to even consider this trippy eyesore as befitting the City of Santa Barbara...

they want to rip out the grass and install astroturf!! why let kids feel and smell real dirt and  grass when they can get rug burns on fake grass...

the project may be well-intended but it is ill-conceived

an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure

I Saw the Light

Praise the Lord, I saw the light

I see some people hiking down the street carrying backpacks and walking sticks..then a bunch more behind them, then a crowd of folks walking...some sort of religious trek honoring Saint Junipero Serra's walk along El Camino Real...a beautiful route from the SB Mission to Ventura that CALTRANS is in the process of destroying...and the cancel culture wants to kill the Saint's statues!!

a couple of guys were reciting prayers through loudspeakers..a couple of girls in cute tank top outfits...they're going to camp at St Joseph's church in Carp and sing songs around the camp fire...and vespers, too....pretty cool!

as I said, CALTRANS is in the process of destroying El Camino Real, The Royal Road or King's Highway,  with the concrete plant by Padaro Lane and all these hideous sound walls on Via Real..what color are these? monkey-puke brown?? they block the views and flow of wind from the ocean..these walls are bad news..I feel like I'm being entombed!

a few years back, Caltrans wanted to gauge the desire for sound walls in Carp...they sent ballots to folks immediately affected by the highway expansion...CALTRANS didn't get enough 'yes' votes by the deadline so they extended the voting period...they really wanted to build the sound walls!! now that's real voter fraud!!

I will explore this travesty in future posts, but remember...

Straight is the gate and narrow the way

Welcome to the Machine

Welcome my son, welcome to the machine 

Where have you been? It's alright we know where you've been 

You've been in the pipeline, filling in time

so CALTRANS cuts down about 40 trees to build a concrete plant by the highway!! completely killed the vibe on Padaro Lane and Loon Point...fuck the birds and butterflies, let's pour more concrete for the hordes!!

I feel murderous

Wild World

Ooh, baby, baby, it's a wild world

the osprey and the hummingbird know where it's at

awright, back to politics

I see this clown riding down the highway with the SAVE AMERICA TRUMP flag!! on the 4th!! geez, these boys don't ever learn ..

and how do they expect to save America when Traitor Trump wears his pants backwards, Empty Greene thinks there's 31 days in June and Matt Gaetz little girls??

it can't be done

it cannot be done

In Memory of Elizabeth Reed

it's the  4th of July weekend!

the jubilees.. the jamborees..the shiverees!

and the fireworks show will happen in Santa Barbara like old times but then I get this message from Senator Monique Limón telling me to be kind and not set off fireworks because it will unleash a plethora of ills on society's down-trodden....fireworks will touch off restless-leg syndrome??????

look, I've been watching fireworks since I was a kid at the Gloucester harbor waterfront to the Santa Barbara waterfront...Wendy comes along with her deification of dogs and all of a sudden they want to stop the all-American 4th of July festivities to save the dogs

one night a year for a few hours of fireworks is not gonna harm anybody...there are no personality disorders associated with fireworks...this is all nonsense

now, do the Republicans have the sense to make adult decisions that matter to us? no

but if Monique keeps putting out these missives I'll vote for someone else

Santa Claus Lane is a good place to watch the fireworks but there's a new road sign there: BONFIRES AND BBQS PROHIBITED ON THE BEACH

ok, but what about a little fire and a cookout? those don't fit the definition of bonfires and bbqs, do they? no

so this 4th of July, party your hearts out, have fun at the beach, chase some grunion

and save a hot dog for me

Not Fade Away

I'm gonna tell ya how it's gonna be

how'd we go from date shakes to pot stores????

Melinda Burns seems to be the only real investigative journalist in town...she used to work at the News-Press before Wendy killed the paper

Robert Eringer used to be a good writer but he's back at the News-Press with voter fraud conspiracy theories for the John Bircher relics...ugh! fade away.. these people are nuts

anyway, Melinda is covering the proliferation of pot farms and dispenseries, esp in Carpinteria and when I read about the possibility of a cannabis store on Santa Claus Lane, I went crazy!!

In 1998, the first fight was to keep developers from destroying Santa Claus Lane, and now the fight is to keep the potheads out...one of the few places left for families and kids to have some beach fun without drunks and stoners bothering them

America's drug use is out of control!!

but Carpinteria still has plenty of real ag left...you can see the fields, smell the  sweet orange and lemon fragrance in the winds, and dig the avocados and sunflowers...we owe those farmers a debt of gratitude

Das Williams, Salud Carbajal and the Carp City Council are on notice..I'm tired of these pussy politicians being controlled by their drug lords..the legit businesses on SCL are against the pot store...I will not let Carp become a stoner paradise because of poor planning and management...there should never be massage parlors, liquor stores or pot dispensaries on Santa Claus Lane...these types of businesses are energy-drains, they are bad news unless you're a cockroach

to the cannabis industry who picked this location: FUCK YOU!! you little faggot stoner sons-of-bitches need to get away from Santa Claus Lane... 

and get out of town

by sundown...