Saturday, January 1, 2022

The TWILIGHT Zone

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

there's a sign post up ahead, next stop: THE TWILIGHT ZONE!

this is Wendy's New Year's address to the News-Press readers and I detect a change in tone from our gal...but as always, love is the answer!

By WENDY MCCAW

NEWS-PRESS CO-PUBLISHER 

For the past two years,

I’ve heard numerous

people comment that

the world today is like

an episode from the

“Twilight Zone.”


Everything seems to be upside

down. The things we assumed

were dependable have unraveled.

The rules we followed have been

broken. The leaders we believed

in have failed. (Traitor Trump!!)


Like the “Twilight Zone,” the

future looks unpredictable. Unlike

the “Twilight Zone,” there are

no commercial breaks where we

can run to the kitchen and get a

reprieve from the drama (as well

as a snack). Unfortunately, there

is no Rod Serling to guide us

through this realm.


We’ve seen the macabre twists,

but the moral of this never-ending

saga is yet to appear.

Like the episode where that

bank teller (Burgess Meredith) who yearns to have

more time to read and gets his

wish when he becomes the sole

survivor of a nuclear holocaust,

have we as a people wanted more

free time and now have that wish

granted? (always wise to have two pair of glasses)


Except freedom really isn’t part

of the formula.

Yes, we now have lots of time to

read at home but we are no longer

a free people. We are captive to

bureaucratic baloney. (samwiches??) One week

we have to follow this mandate

or that and the next it has all

changed.


The ever-moving goal posts

of not knowing what or whom to

believe makes one distrustful of

those who are in power.

In Santa Barbara, we have been

witness to a depressing descent

into hopelessness. (we're fine in Carp!)


How many businesses on

State Street and other once thriving

thoroughfares have gone

dark? How many hard-working

shopkeepers, restaurateurs

and service providers have

disappeared? Our streets are

littered with debris, our walls

are defaced with graffiti, and the

transient population has taken

over our once-pristine piece of paradise.

As a community, we have

created numerous rescue services

and welfare programs at great

cost to taxpayers, (jail) but it hasn’t

worked.


In fact, it seems to encourage

bad behavior and a reliance upon

handouts instead of inspiring

transients to become contributors

to our society. Where is that

guardian angel of Santa Barbara

who can find a solution?

There is one thing that the

“Twilight Zone” offered in many

episodes: hope. That is what we

now need to hold onto tightly. With

hope we can cause change.

By striving to be better driven

by the spirit of hope, things

around us will also become better.

If you are fortunate to have someone in your  life to love and something to do, then hope is easier to nurture. If you are searching for that love component, then look around you with fresh eyes.


Love takes many different forms, from the

love of a soulmate to the love of a neighbor (I'd do my neighbor!) to the love of a pet.

If you can bring kindness into your daily life,

then life will reward you. (so will a hefty divorce settlement!)

For our beloved Santa Barbara, do what you

can to help improve it. If you see (white) trash on the

sidewalk, pick it up. Help support a struggling

business and become a loyal customer. As easy

as it may seem to order everything online, it

comes at a much higher cost — the price of

losing a local business.

If you have been waiting at home for things

to change, initiate that change. Volunteer

at one of the hundreds of local nonprofits in

town. You can make a difference in many

lives by helping out. It will also make a big

difference in your life.

Focusing on someone to love, something

to do and something to hope for could be the

moral of this episode and a pathway out of the

“Twilight Zone.”

for something to do!

Saturday, December 18, 2021

Rocketman

burning out his fuse up here alone

"A Falcon 9 rocket and dozens of satellites rumbled away from Vandenberg Space Force Base, providing an early morning wakeup alarm for holiday shoppers on a clear but especially chilly Saturday morning.


After completing its job Saturday, the rocket’s first-stage successfully touched down on the football-field-sized droneship dubbed “Of Course I Still Love You,” parked in the Pacific Ocean south of the Central Coast."

what sights I'm seeing in the December sky!

Friday, December 10, 2021

Feliz Navidad

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas!!

District elections are stupid, yet the City of Carpinteria sent me a map to draw up new districts for the 2022 elections...


now, the reason I say district elections are stupid is sometimes dummies get elected who otherwise couldn't be elected..the Santa Barbara City council has one such district-elected hombre in Oscar Guttierez...Oscar was in the news recently for allegedly suggesting old and disabled folks should not be allowed to live in fire-prone areas because it's hard to evacuate them..just think, you own home in the hills and Oscar sends the Mexican Mafia over to roust you out of your house and onto the street

“ Gutierrez asked if they could enact an ordinance to prevent old, sick and disabled people from living in the SB foothills to develop more housing in high fire areas.”

not in America, amigo

Carp is too small for districts but being a good, responsible citizen, I filled out the mapping tool anyway

simple enough

Monday, December 6, 2021

Hit Me with Your Best Shot

fire away!!

the News-Press, Independent and even Edhat have columns with tips about keeping your dogs safe during the holidays, so I thought I'd give it a shot...


LAYERING: when you're out walking your dog in December, think about the weather! it can be cold in the morning and hot in the afternoon, so it's important to layer up..


As you're walking you may need to shed a few items of clothing, just take them right off, use the dog as a rack, he won't mind as you can see him licking his chops!

then, strip down to the halter top and let the sun kiss your skin


your beautiful soft skin

Friday, November 26, 2021

Black Friday

When Black Friday comes

I'll be on that hill...

You know I will

hey it's Bernie Sanders, looks like he's in town for the holidays

hey Bernie!


Well lots going on and most of it doesn't even concern me...but I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving! I went to the beach and then the eucalyptus grove down the road..it's a small one but plenty of monarch butterflies, though no clusters..I guess they are headed for Goleta and Pacific Grove to roost...and now I am sick of hearing the nativists demonize eucalyptus trees...obviously the bees, butterflies and birds love the eucs and so do I...any dead tree can be removed, but no tree should be chopped down for a bogus non-native status conferred upon it by morons



Critical Race Theory: white trash racists still live in Georgia...I remember when Georgia was represented by southern gentlemen like the Allman Bros!

South Dakota: the SD Supreme Court outlawed "recreational marijuana" but left medical pot alone and that's what California should do..maybe Gov Kristi is smarter than I gave her credit for

but it looks like smooth sailing until the New Year so let's all try to pursue happiness!!

although that's not legally enforceable

Wednesday, November 10, 2021

Black Magic Woman

got me so blind I can't see

I was reading about the Charlie Munger/ UCSB dorm issues and I remembered that one time I met this chick at the Olive Mill Bistro bar.. I went in for a beer and enjoyed the soothing sounds of the Jock McKaba Band doing Santana songs...next thing I know I'm flirting with this Debbie gal, pretty, wholesome with nice tits...next thing I know I'm kissing her then following her to her UCSB dorm! I guess she was a student


we went up to the 3rd or 4th story and into a little room...not much there but a desk and a bed...and a window

next thing I know we're in bed, we still had our clothes on...I was trying to get into her panties as I looked out the window into the beautiful night..but she said "no"

then she says she wants to date, maybe go out a few times...I looked at her quizzically, my home run turned into a lousy single then I got up and told her not to invite strange men to her dorm because some guys aren't as nice as I am, or words to that effect..I said maybe I'd call her and she said she'd like that

but I never did.. maybe I should have..maybe we'd marry and have kids but that feeling passed like a Corvette smokin' a Prius

the moral of the story is you got to have windows

Friday, November 5, 2021

Hard Headed Woman

I'm looking for a hard headed woman


the election in SB was clear: Randy Rowse is mayor, Meagan beat Nina but both so pretty! and Cathy Murriloo is toast..so we'll see what happens to the city (be careful what you wish for) and don't forget the homeless, Randy, as they got nothing left to lose...


now I see that the Young Miss America Foundation is hosting black man Larry Elder who took a drubbing trying to replace Gov whatshisname...Larry will be at the Hilton, the old Fess Parker hotel, because Wendy won't allow blacks at the Reagan Ranch Center on State St


and then I see that the Q'Anon folks flocked to Dallas to await the arrival of JFK Jr. (who died in a plane crash years ago) to install himself as vice-president and reinstate Traitor Trump as president...they showed up and lined the street actually believing this would happen...with all the educational opportunities in America, this is the level of thinking among the Q'Anon cult! 

I've been watching Caltrans endless, horrific construction of a third lane on Highway 101...they've buried so much concrete and re-bar below the highway I wonder if there's any dirt left

but I like this chick from CT...always carries a tape measure with such care and beauty

measure twice, cut once