Down By the River

I shot my baby

I got my mail-in ballot! I'll mail it in and hope it doesn't end up in a river somewheres

the likelihood of that happening is slim unless the mailman is paddling down the Tuckasegee River in the Great Smoky Mountains and the canoe tips over...and some hillbilly comes out of the woods and says "now let's see you just drop them panties, take 'em right off!"

the Republicans think they will get fucked by mail-in voting and maybe they will 

Update: and it appears they're getting fucked by COVID-19, too!!

and  if Mr. Trump wants to send the knucklehead Proud Boys over to my house to monitor my voting choices, or anything else, I'll be waiting for them

standing by