cabin fever...

is the county encouraging sex at Lookout Park??
so I went in to Summerland Saturday to check out the open house at Lookout Park..see, they were showing what the new upscale trailer/cabin would look like...first, I checked out the park..it is an awesome, beautiful place..great natural beauty, but run down..it is clear to see it has been mismanaged and neglected...the chain link fence on the west side is ready to fall over...there's a lame attempt to fix it with rusted out posts..and over there is a fucking dog spa!!! WTF WTF WTF is that about??? and then there's a gravestone??? oh, I didn't know the park was also a cemetery! when I die, bury me in the park, that way I can keep any eye on you all!!
then I checked the native plantings that were put in over year ago on the slope..they even have their own irrigation systems, but are doing poorly...the county contracted this work out to the Channel Islands Restoration nonprofit and it was a waste of money...ironically, the area on the west end of the park is doing well with ice plant holding the hillsides together!!

if the cabin gets built, people will be having sex within earshot of picnicking families!!
so over I go to see the cabin..whoops, I thought they already installed it..nope, it is still the old ranger's trailer..I can tell ya, that ranger let the place go....geez, how about some clean up or organization..nope..just a mess..but the county had plenty of money to plant native species..I talked to the County Parks director, the same guy who spread mulch with plastic in it over the hills after the fires, and his assistant and told them to stop wasting my tax dollars trying to get rid of invasive species...they kept telling me that they may have been overdoing it, but that Eucalyptus trees by creeks are "not our friend"..I told them that was bullshit..the eucs are home to protected birds of prey and they better pray if they cut down ANY TREE for stupid reasons!! I think we need a new Parks Director...these guys..I don't know about these guys
then I spoke with a gal from the Summerland Citizens Association, who was kinda cute and taking feedback from visitors... I told her I was not in favor of putting up an upscale cabin so the county could generate a few dollars..instead they should perform the necessary maintenance on the park..hire the people who can do it instead of the ones who just let it deteriorate... maybe a park oversight committee would be a good thing to stop the wasteful irrigation and planting practices and focusing on safety and maintenance issues...this is a beautiful natural place, it's not Park Place..nor is it Sodom and Gomorrah!!!

pretty poison

another one bites the dust...

there's nothing that burns me more than people who put out poison traps to kill squirrels..they put them out in the countryside, strewn all over their big acres in the valley, just to kill squirrels...but I ask you, what harm has a squirrel done to you? remember Rocket J Squirrel..he was cool and who would want to poison him or his pal Bullwinkle??
it's disgusting how stupid people can be sometimes...well, I saw a press release from Animal Rescue Team and #69 was politley asking people in the valley not to set poison traps of D-CON because one killed a great horned owl...and if a dead squirrel was killed by poison, an owl who ate the squirrel would also die....it's called the food chain..the balance of nature..prey and predator..but now we have a bunch of nitwits in the valley who want to kill the wildlife because they fear it or because they are plain ignorant...remember DDT....what we do affects everything!!! that's why it's important to leave the outside areas alone..don't try to remake everything to fit your limited view of nature....why do you think bees and bats are disappearing..because people are interfering too much....and the ag and native-only industries use too much pesticides and remove plants that are beneficial....they don't understand dispersal and want to kill kill kill....
thankfully, smart Californians rejected prop 21, the tax to provide more parks services..but in reality, it would have provided tax money for the native-only cultists, who are not above poisoning animals, more resources to destroy habitat in the name of "restoration"...it's a scam, as we should know by now..
yes, Julia was very polite but I suggest she fire off a little righteous anger at these people..it is illegal to kill birds of prey..she's got the evidence and the property owner.... so throw the book at them!!
WTF is wrong with the valley people..old smelly conservatives that think they can kill every animal that bothers them..now I know that #69 depends on people giving her money to run her nonprofit, but it's time to get in their faces..shake your tits...use your talents and maybe save some owls and wildlife while you're at it... WE NEED WILDLIFE.....and I know Julia, half of what I say is meaningless, but I say it just to reach you....

Tom Foolery...

Tom Watson and News-Press target students ..

it looks like the News-Press and Tom Watson were gunning for the Isla Vista students long before the elections began..
to wit: after many editorials expressing disdain for student voters, the N-P prints a plea to report voter fraud on Nov 2nd, and almost IMMEDIATELY on election day, the Tom Watson campaign stooges cry "fraud in Isla Vista" ... Watson sent 50 plus poll watchers?? and worse, Watson was on the news claiming IV has a history of voter problems...
it's obvious a plan was in the works and you can bet the News-Press was ready with this story ... let me introduce the evidence..see Exhibit A: one of the many editorials disparaging the student vote. next, Exhibit 2: the plea on the front page a few days before the vote to report any "perceived fraud" at polling places ...Exhibit 3: the resultant front page story/ accusation by Tom Watson of student fraud after the election...
oh I almost forgot, your Honor.. Exhibit D: Watson appears in N-P saying Capps was smearing him...
Watson inexplicably claimed the problem in IV was because students took their ballots into an enclosed patio area to vote..that was the fabricated fraud and he threatens to sue!! that's like saying if I walk into my polling place, a little church, and go into another room to vote, I'm committing fraud!!! and Josh Lynn, Watson's attorney, is defending him and saying "some fraud happened out there" ....it appears that Josh is still mad at Joyce Dudley and the county for firing him from the District Attroney's office!! hopefully, this will kill his career as a lawyer....
I find this amazing...they actually fabricated their own front page news with a lame attempt to try to intimidate students...now, the story on the front page rambles on: but then they inform us that Watson, according to his attorney Josh Lynn, will not sue anyone because he knows there's no fraud and knows he will lose because he's a loser..and Capps beat him by such a wide margin that any fraud he feared in his paranoid little head was nonexistant....do you see the waste of space these people are? Instead of admitting he's a tool for the rich, that he's a liar and a punk, Watson continues to blame students and the county gov't for his loss!! in other words, it was all a bluff by Watson and the News-Press...a cheap stunt...a fool's errand!!
Ironically, the ones who committed the most probable election day fraud were the News-Press and Watson..the very fraud they wanted you to report to them at 564-5273!! HA HA HA ..dumbasses!
I find it hard to believe that Tom Watson served with distinction in our military...I find it very easy to believe his military father pulled a lot of strings for him....one thing is certain, Watson, Wendy, Nipper and Scott are whip-dicks...that's irrefutable..

the Sound of Mucous...

the hills are alive with allergens....ahem..ahemmm...uhgugh..kwaaaaaak..pitui... excuse me folks but these hot dry days are making me hack....

speaking of hacks...
gone are the days when the News-Press had some pull with locals ampersand got a few election outcomes right..or most of their endorsements won...but lately, with Wendy's ownership, most of their pet candidates lose...why? how can these people be so out of touch? I don't know..wait maybe I do..their readership.....remember? the middle aged ladies who make over 100 grand per year and have no kids...VAMPIRES! have you seen Wendy walk down the street during the witch trials..her shoes never touched the sidewalk, it seemed..that a sign she's a vampire..I'm serious! ever see her eyes? and the hair..what's that about..it's about vampires, that's what and I would like to extend an olive branch to the News-Press and help them find new uses for their blood sucking publication...

how about
a little dress for Buddha...
or a roll of TP for your butt..
or roll it up to make a sharp paper knife and distribute to the prisoners to regulate jail population..
a spitoon (that's what I use it for!!)
a fly swatter!
a tray to capture the blood when you sacrifice someone..
a punching bag..
a sewer line...
these are a few of my favorite things!

you win again...

thanks to KCAL 9 for good coverage..KEYT was ok but reported Mike Stoker as beating Das Williams... and AM 1290 News-Press radio as usual SUCKED..they kept saying they didn't have any results to report while the county had those numbers on Channel 20!! dumbasses!!!

obviously, I have no control over what happens in Kentucky, but if those losers want to elect a quack white supremacist, that's their deal...and if the bible belt wants drunken fool John Boehner as speaker of the House again, ok...but, the Republicans will rule the House and at least they get to stay in the servant's quarters while the Dems rule the roost....
and once again, California must lead the way..after two disasterous terms as governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger will retire to his ranch house in the hills of Carp...Californians, in their wisdom, elected the right crew...they know that government is not the enemy, and will not allow greedy corporate thieves like Fiorina and Whitman to continue raping the resources of this state..and stupid public employees will not be tolerated, either...
Stoked on Stoker? no..but I was worried that Das may have lost his edge by becoming a born again Christian...you must never, ever lose your edge!!

Miltary Madness
Teabagger Tom Watson apparently sent his tea-militia to Isla Vista to harass students!
He probably called the News-Press hotline complaining about voter fraud ..I guarantee he and the News-Press orchestrated this raid...this dude is a loser and Capps kicked his ass!!
the Doobie Brothers...
Measure S failed because Sheriff Brown and Lanny Ebenstein are a couple of doobie dunces!!!
speaking of Lanny...he was back on the News-Press idiotorial page, perhaps sensing that pot will be legalized, NOT!! and now he repeats his claims that public employees' day of reckoning is at hand..Lanny knows all about days of reckoning when 14 of his Eureka neighbors sued him for operating a grow house.. and they won...Lanny's got to pay up big time..
so now he's back and sore at the public employees again!! apparently, the public sector makes more than the private sector so they want to reduce across the board compensation..now, I don't know how the election is going to accomplish this but if the private sector is so strapped for cash, why don't they do what Lanny does..operate grow houses for profit!! then, maybe they can catch up with the public workers la vida loca!!
American politics...is there anything more beautiful??

WE WIN! WE WIN!!

so long Harry Truman..goddam it's hard to find an honest man...

Tea Party wins big...
　
New York Times declared, "Thomas E. Dewey’s Election as President is a Foregone Conclusion." Top pollsters predicted a Dewey win, as did leading national political writers. In fact, with the exception of Truman, everyone else was certain Dewey would be elected. Months before the election, Life ran a cover of a picture of Dewey with a caption that read, "The Next President of the United States." Headline after headline screamed Dewey as President.
Truman presented a proposal to the Congress in February before the election that would guarantee the rights of blacks. This created conflict among the Democratic Party. At the convention, all of the Mississippi and half of the Alabama delegates walked out, for a total of 35, when Truman was praised for his "courageous stand on civil rights." This lead to the split of the Party and the emergence of the Dixiecrats. South Carolina Governor Strom Thurmond ran on the Party’s ticket. The Dixiecrats hoped to cause enough split in order to throw the election into the House, and therefore the South could prevent a civil-rights supporter from being elected.
the similarities between the Dixiecrats and the Tea Party are striking!
will history repeat itself?
well....the universe grows smaller every day, and the threat of aggression by any group, anywhere, can no longer be tolerated. There must be security for all, or no one is secure. Now, this does not mean giving up any freedom, except the freedom to act irresponsibly..... the test of any such higher authority is, of course, the police force that supports it. For our policemen, we created a race of robots. Their function is to patrol the planets in spaceships like this one and preserve the peace. In matters of aggression, we have given them absolute power over us. This power cannot be revoked. At the first sign of violence, they act automatically against the aggressor. The penalty for provoking their action is too terrible to risk. The result is, we live in peace, without arms or armies, secure in the knowledge that we are free from aggression and war. Free to pursue more... profitable enterprises. Now, we do not pretend to have achieved perfection, but we do have a system, and it works. I came here to give you these facts. It is no concern of ours how you run your own town, but if you threaten to extend your violence, this city of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder. Your choice is simple: join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you...
　

Helplessly Hoping...

her harlequin hovers nearby??

as you are well aware, one of my goals here is to help people help themselves..there's nothing worse than a bunch of able-bodied human Americans waiting around for government to take care of them..especially if those people are the anti-tax anti-gov't crowd...take the Milpas Association for example...they no doubt are mostly conservative anti-tax anti-gov't minded with that chubby blonde chick leading the charge... but when they feel threatened by homeless bums and gangs, they waist (yuk yuk) no time crying like little polliwogs (sorry polliwogs!) who just lost their mommies! ooohh, protect me....ohhh help me..they cry...."I'll take a Big Mac" says the chubby chick!! (this is great PR for the jail tax, by the way...hmmmm)
well, the Santa Barbara cops can't be everywhere and it is a fact that they are afraid of the Milpas area criminals who have no fear of Chief Camareno Sanchez..so why don't they come up with some other remedies and leave the cops alone to concentrate on their pensions....you neocons are always pouting about private businesses not getting a fair shake..then why not hire a private security firm to help your businesses out? or how about the 2nd Amendment...carry a gun and that'll send a message to those punks...if guns scare ya, well, I got a little product here that I'm selling for a limited time called "Scram Patrol" ..it's a little ultra-sonic device that sends unwanted pests away at the push of a button..for only $19.95 or two for 37 dollars...just point and shoot and hit targets up to 20 ft away..that homeless pile loitering across the street singing hippie songs within earshot of your business..ZAP...gone!
you're not helpless you know...