as you are well aware, one of my goals here is to help people help themselves..there's nothing worse than a bunch of able-bodied human Americans waiting around for government to take care of them..especially if those people are the anti-tax anti-gov't crowd...take the Milpas Association for example...they no doubt are mostly conservative anti-tax anti-gov't minded with that chubby blonde chick leading the charge... but when they feel threatened by homeless bums and gangs, they waist (yuk yuk) no time crying like little polliwogs (sorry polliwogs!) who just lost their mommies! ooohh, protect me....ohhh help me..they cry...."I'll take a Big Mac" says the chubby chick!! (this is great PR for the jail tax, by the way...hmmmm)well, the Santa Barbara cops can't be everywhere and it is a fact that they are afraid of the Milpas area criminals who have no fear of Chief Camareno Sanchez..so why don't they come up with some other remedies and leave the cops alone to concentrate on their pensions....you neocons are alwa
ys pouting about private businesses not getting a fair shake..then why not hire a private security firm to help your businesses out? or how about the 2nd Amendment...carry a gun and that'll send a message to those punks...if guns scare ya, well, I got a little product here that I'm selling for a limited time called "Scram Patrol" ..it's a little ultra-sonic device that sends unwanted pests away at the push of a button..for only $19.95 or two for 37 dollars...just point and shoot and hit targets up to 20 ft away..that homeless pile loitering across the street singing hippie songs within earshot of your business..ZAP...gone!you're not helpless you know...
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Wow. Does Scram Patrol work on gophers? They really scare me.
yes, but a nine iron to the head works better on golfers!
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