MFCCs...couples' counseling.....just the sound gives me the creeps...some chick once suggested that her boyfriend took
off for good when she scheduled a couples' counseling session for them..but can you blame him? That's like taking him to a dog whisperer.... relationships have a useful service life of about three, maybe five years and after that it's downhill..you know it and I know it so no amount of counseling will help... especially if administered by an MFCC..Marriage Family ampersand Child Counselor..MFCCs are illegitimate offshoots of psychology....they can't fix relationships, families or children but many people think they can.....if you have a bad family, that's the breaks; if you have bad child, that's impossible..a child needs love, honesty and a safe place to play with frogs and tadpoles or Barbie dolls or whatever little boys and girls play with these days...a kid doesn't need drugs to calm him down...ADD and ADHD are all bullshit made-up disorders...if your relationship is bad, an MFCC won't help...counseling is people helping people see another side, to facilitate a change that someone wants to happen..it's not designed to fix you o
r tell you what to do...Dr. Laura had an MFCC background and look at her..she's quitting her radio show because she says, contrary to her apology, that her First Amendment rights of Free Speech were violated (ie, her apology was BS) and now everyone is picking on her!!! The reality is no radio will have her and no sponsor will have her because she has no ethics!!I had a girlfriend once (really, it happened!!) and after a few years she started looking like my aunt..having sex with my aunt was not exactly a psychic fantasy of mine.... so there was no way I could carry on except to try to sabotage the relationship to secure the desired ends: no relationship or a friendship at best! Now, it wasn't completely a conscious effort, but it seems like I was on a course because I couldn't simply walk away at the time...relationships are complicated things and when you add feelings and stuff to them, well, it makes things muddy...so this gal, who was and is a great chick by the way, suggests we go to a MFCC counselor to work things out..I started looking for ways out but agreed to go to at least once..back then I wasn't quite as evolved as I am today, so being with me I realize was quite a chore as I was quite a boorish bore..but so what, you lie down with dogs you wake up with fleas...anyway, we went to the therapy session with an MFCC who was insane insane and psycho...she asked me the dumbest questions and looked at me like she wanted to kill me...and I was looking at her boobs...all is fair in love and war...anyway this girl found another guy, I cried..but were they tears of pain or tears of joy??
it happened that after all the years (3) of togetherness, apartness was the next logical step for me and my ex-poopywoopy...so hang on if you must, but remember this: parting is such sweet sorrow....
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I love that Doc Laura came out swinging about her First Amendment rights. In 2006, she wanked to Wendy McCaw after fellow News-Press columnist Michael Seabaugh, a REAL psychologist, wrote that "Dr. Laura may have the cajones to preach against tolerating diversity, but personally, I will not spend one more minute of this precious time I have intolerant of the wonderful diversity of my fellow humans." The News-Press responded to the fake doc's whining (or maybe it was her attorney) by printing an apology to Dr. Laura in which it accused Dr. Seabaugh of a "personal attack." The editor in charge of the columnists was fired and Dr. Seabaugh stopped writing for the paper.
For you, Mick. "The Laurel and Hardy Love Affair" by Ray Bradbury. I won't link to it because it's likely on the Internet in violation of copyright laws. But you can read it on a blog.
hey Red..what a lovely story..and I didn't even know those dudes were gay!!
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