Thursday, February 1, 2018

Knock On Wood

baby, you better knock..on wood



hey.. we're here to help, ain't we...so here's a job opening that might interest you..my edits are in red


Editor (Chief Ass -Kisser)
Santa Barbara News-Press, Santa Barbara, California
Date Posted January 12, 2018
Industry Newspapers / Wires (except in emergencies)
Job Status Not Specified (you could get fired for no reason!)
Salary Not Specified (contingent upon the divorce money running out)


Description:
The Santa Barbara News-Press, an award-winning (haha) daily newspaper on the
(once) beautiful South Coast, seeks a,  (should be 'an') Editor with solid news judgment, (that is, FOX NEWS) and at least two years’ experience at a daily newspaper. Experience as a newsroom supervisor (ie, union buster) or manager is preferred, with background knowledge in business and finance (because Wendy has none). Successful candidate must have broad understanding of local to global news (except Mexico). Successful candidate also understands that breaking news changes work schedules with little or no notice. (ie, come on in whenever)


The News-Press offers a competitive salary and benefits (but nothing compared to what public workers get).  To apply, please send your resume, cover letter, (fi' dollar) and clips to: The Santa Barbara News-Press, P.O. Box 1359, Santa Barbara, CA 93102-1359 Attn: Human Resources or e-mail apodaca@newspress.com


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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Must be willing to locate to exorbitantly city and deal with whims of crazy publisher while having next to no job security at a dying newspaper with a circulation of UNKNOWN.