Cock-a-doodle-doo!
My dame has lost her shoe;
My master's lost his fiddling stick,
And knows not know what to do
ok so Barney Brantingham got the story about Mike Eliason being fired...well maybe not thee story but a story... apparently, Eliason photogged for the News-Press for like 25 years and was part of the newsroom union effort after the Rob Lowe incident...Rob is Wendy's friend, a child molestor, and a piss poor actor... but he is pretty cute

Wendy of course shakes uncontrollably at the mere mention of a "union"...now I've heard some rumors about this and that, someone got bullied and someone went crying to Wendy, but you can be sure Mike got fired for union stuff, not this other fluff about publishing photographs...the guy is photographer for Pete's Sake...so I'm guessing a civil suit is gonna happen?? if the News-Press indeed had some black mold and Katich claims they "cleaned the vents" after Eliason complained, that's a dead giveaway that Katich is a beady eyed little liar...you need a full team of certified hygienists to get rid of the mold...you don't just "clean the vents"....
speaking of cleaning house, Wendy for the last two days, the Newspress.com site hasn't worked...I just get "error getting wire stories" and some fracking lame slide show pictures...how about firing the person responsible for this debacle???!!!
now, when Wendy's two main anti gov't /union puppet sycophants , Lanny Ebenstein and Andy Caldwell mount a pro-fracking campaign, then I know something is wrong... but why the frack should I care...well I don't really...I use oil oil the time so I'm pro oil but...well fracking may not be the way to go...apparently the frackers use forced steam/water injection to extract the oil in the ground and breaking up the rocks ...in earthquake country, that's not wise
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as we've seen, Andy and Lanny are a couple of boobs..and I hear that Ayn "Loose-Lips" Rand named her boobs...the left one Andy and the right one Lanny! I hear lots of rumors
but the only parallel I can draw to fracking is that of making foie gras....
Foie Gras means "Fat Liver"... Pâté de foie gras is considered an ultimate culinary delight, the king of pâtés...

to make it, they force feed a goose until right before it explodes, then they cut out its liver..its big fat liver...then they make Pâté, then people eat it...some people like Nipper and Wendy eat goose liver...personally I don't eat creamed goose liver because I have a heart..poor lil goose
ok so fracking works kinda the same way....you force feed Mother Earth some pressurized water to split the rocks to find the Pâté, or in this case, oil..
now why would people resort to such theatrics? fracking and foie gras ...the answer can be found in children's nursery rhymes...
Old Mother Goose,
When she wanted to wander,
Would ride through the air,
On a very fine gander.
Jack's mother came in,
And caught the goose soon,
And mounting its back,
Flew up to the moon
to the moon, Alice, to the moon