Daughter of Darkness

stay out of my life, my life

geez, is prostitution still illegal? I gotta be more careful

so Andy Caldwell, a militant Christian, still writes guest opinions for Wendy's dying News-Press.. he's preaching the gospel of right and wrong from an ultra-conservative Christian point of view..I wonder how Andy feels about Nipper and Wendy livng in sin..having sex out of wedlock...wedlock=prison= that's why there's the lock...

Lanny Ebenstein, a Jew used to write guest opinions for the News-Press and mostly he repeated the "public workers make too much" gibberish...if I wanted to spend my career chasing my tail, I would have worked in the private sector...but it's my life and I'm responsible for it

so Lanny wrote a piece for the Independent that warned of the demise of the Republican Party and cited pal Andy Caldwell as one reason..Andy is intolerant and ignorant and if the GOP continues on the tea party path, the GOP will disappear in relevance..Andy wants racial profiling to ward off potential terrorist...that means if you have a certain look that scares white Christians, you should be arrested...

so that means Japs, dog-eating Chinamen, damn dirty apes, Spics, Niggers, Injuns, Muslims, Jews, imams, imommys, daughters of darkness etc (did I leave anyone out?) can be profiled and stopped on reasonable suspicions of not being normal white people if there is such a thing as a normal white person..well if crazy is normal then ok

don't get me wrong, I like white folks unless there's too many around then I get nervous

racial profiling won't work Andy...it's stupid and Lanny is right for once...but the GOP is dead guys...there's no way to bring it back from Corpseville...oh sure there's a few conservatives running around half-cocked screaming about gun rights and trying to get a smooch from Sarah Palin, but for all practical purposes, the GOP is dead

so Lanny, don't blame Andy so much..he's a symptom.. simple-minded and superstitious... a shill for Wendy and other rich anti-gov't interests like the Casino and inbred farmers up north...and Orly Taitz..how the fuck did that Russian birther bitch get into America and run for California's Atty General, US Senate and Calif Sec of State?? she lost of course but Wendy endorsed her!!

so you see, there's multiple causes for the demise of the Republican Party...

shall we speak of resurrection as Jesus was resurrected from the dead? can the GOP be resurrected??

if you believe in the Easter Bunny, then I would say "yes"

Rebel Yell

in the midnight hour she cried "more more more"

now we got Jerry Seinfeld, Stevie Wonder and Jeff Beck coming to the Chumash Casino...my only question is-why? I can't go because I'm afraid to drive the Chumash Highway of Death or San Marcos Pass to us white folks...

 

Jerry, you were funny in the 1980s but now...it's forced and awkward..give it up

with the wineries, breweries, gambling and drunk actresses and elderly rock stars, Santa Ynez has morphed into a virtual Sodom not to mention Gomorrah...sodomy! I sodomized a girl once but with her permission...more more more !!!! she kept yelling

ok so I'm at the car wash in Santa Barbara, July 5th, and van pulls in and parks...this weird lady gets out and it's like she parked to hide something..she's pacing around looking nervous so I whip it out...my camera and get a shot and she's smoking a cig and drinking something..couldn't make out what, maybe an energy drink but I thought to myself- would I ride in a vehicle with her driving-?? no..it's Santa Barbara Classic Wine tours...oh shit I shoulda known..alcohol creates all these creepy parasite "businesses"...

but at least Santa Barbara has her priorites in order (hic)

now another realtor for Berkshire Hathaway California  has been arrested for DUI/Drugs..of course in America you are guilty until proven innocent so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt..for now

ever noticed that some moths and butterflies have gorgeous wings and that Indians have stolen those designs for their headresses?

 

so using an Indian head as a mascot or decoration for a slot machine is not racist...

it's an homage to butterflies

Bang A Gong

get it on

Breaking News!!!!

Fox News’ In-House Bimbo Sues Fox News for Treating Her Like an In-House Bimbo!!!!!

 

now you remember when FOX NEWS babe Gretchen Carlson was at the Reagan Ranch Center to speak to Wendy's Kids about beauty pageants and how pretty girls can get ahead in life...well, I admit I watch Gretchen's show because she is pretty and kinda goofy, too...a total rightwinger but that's not a crime yet....

http://wonkette.com/603763/fox-newss-gretchen-carlson-allegedly-fired-for-refusing-to-bang-roger-ailes-on-his-penis


what is a crime is sexual harassment on the job and it appears that Gretchen was harassed by bald fatman and head of FOX NEWS, Roger Ailes who wanted to bang her

 

and lately Gretchen has not been on her show...she was fired for some reason and now she is suing FOX for sex harassment..also, she came out recently for gun control and FOX viewers crucified her...so maybe that's why she got fired but if it's true about the sexual harrassment, Ailes is in trouble...

Bill O'Reilly harassed that other FOX chick and settled with her years ago for sexual harassment but Bill wanted to bang her and scrub her with a loofa!! kept calling her....creepy and definitely harassment...but did Ailes just proposition Gretchen or did he harass her

now I do think Roger Ailes has a bit of an Alfred Hitchcock :) complex in that he hires pretty blondes..the difference though between Ailes and Hitchcock is Hitchcock had real talent, he wasn't a huckster who wrapped himself in the American Flag to push rightwing agendas

unfortunately for Grethchen, this may be a " he said, she said" type situation and I wonder why she didn't bring up the allegations before she got fired...actually her contract was not renewed so I guess she didn't get fired

but don't worry...Gretchen will be replaced quick by a pretty, conservative bimbo

Play That Funky Music

 

white boy



Donald Trump seems to be burying himself with stupid racist statements .....how can he be so clueless??

America is already the greatest

so this must be his real, coded message!

You Really Got Me

You Really Got Me Now

Happy 4th of July..Independence Day!! Freedom!! America, you really got me!

4th of July Eve I hear some commotion outside..the birds are going crazy...I go outside and check and see a hooded oriole....prettiest orange- yellow I've ever seen but he's too fast to shoot...then some crows and warblers are dancing and fighting in the trees and bushes by the highway...

 

then I see this freaking bomber buzzing the Salt Marsh... WOW!! I've been waiting 20 years to see someone with the skill to do that..it was awesome...the airplane was blue and yellow...dive, dip and bank like a bird....engine roaring...





and FAST!!

freedom is on the wing 

Crazy Mama

where you been so long

this being the 4th of July weekend, we need to adhere to the Constitution

I don't care if a woman is single or married, if I want her, I'll have her and that's all there is to it...but this Barbie mom in Texas who shot and killed her two daughters...whoa..what a lunatic...no way in Hell I'd have her and she should NOT have had access to guns...NO WAY!! the right to keep and bear arms does not extend to killing your daughters to spite your husband...individual states need to make sure crazies don't get guns otherwise domestic tranquility is impossible


American moms have the duty to promote the general welfare, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, secure the blessings of liberty and make sure I'm happy

it looks like Laura Capps, daughter of Lois, will be seeking her Independence again so now is my chance to zoom on in and collect...she's pretty ..a real pretty angular blonde.. and remember young lovers, when one door closes, another opens..speaking of doors, FYI if we are having sex, morality flies out the window!

below are some folks who maybe aren't following the Constitution

world famous artist in Montecito name-a Van Gogh, is being sued for something or other

SB Public Market is forever in court!

Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California real estate is being sued for breach or fraud...stay away from those bad realtors!! they facilitated the mortgage crisis with their greed! seems to be lots of local realtors and mortgage companies ending up in civil court..what's going on?? maybe the News-PRess will investigate..HAHAHAAH!!

Julia Childs Foundation for Gastroenterology and Culinary Arts is being sued...I thought the old lady was dead??

Ty Warner is being sued for wrongful eviction but if Ty owns it, he can kick you out....property rights

looks like Carpinteria Valley Farms (the Summerland castle/polo ground/sod farm owned by a hotelier) settled a lawsuit with the Montecito Water Dist..if I read the tentative ruling right, the MWD overcharged CVF to the tune of 1.8 million bucks! is that right? wow

couple of local lawyers being sued for negligence and fraud and I ain't Joshing!

Carpinteria Community Church being held accountable for something! maybe that pastor who molests kids??

Friends: FREEDOM comes with a grave responsibility, breach that responsibility and you'll see...

the doors to the Hall of Justice swing both ways

Come Running

come running to me

yes it seems people don't know how to hike anymore...and esp with their dogs...speaking of dogs the News-Press is doing a series on dog-friendly restaurants and you can be sure those are eateries I will stay away from.. I was hiking one time and came back home, plopped down on the sofa and read a book..then I feel some thing crawling up my leg that wernt no woman's fingers....it was a dog tick!! more dogs = more ticks

 

then I see MacKenzie Park in SB up by Gelson's/upper De La Vina may be turned into an off-leash dog park...Hillary Hauser of Heal the Ocean is a big cheerleader for it (is Hillary trans?)...ironically she works to stop ocean pollution but ignores dog waste...esp off leash dogs crapping everywhere on the park lawns....those parasites can linger for years in the soil!

ugh..bad for kids but dog people don't care about kids obviously..no Beanie Baby to honor dead toddlers

anyway back to how to hike....how hard can it be? the last thing you want is the County to come rescue you because you got into the woods but you couldn't get out...

ok well then let's start simple with a short hike up Cold Springs Trail behind Montecito...get your mom and dad to buy you some good hiking boots..KEEN or MErrEL...some shorts and a backpack with some water and a knife...don't bring rope because I don't want any of you kids hanging yourselves spur of the moment...no drugs or alcohol...sunglasses to look cool and a camera..if you go up with a girl, find a nice place to go and fuck her if she wants...back in the 1970s when we had water, people would go to the little natural pools and romance each other on the rocks! it was fun

nowadays there's no water anywhere but whenever you hike, always follow a creek or river bed whether or not it's dry...don't let your dog wander off or you'll both get lost...

 

now the 4th of July is coming up and that means fireworks and loud noises and some folks are worried that the fireworks will scare their dogs with a BOOM!!! BOOM!!! BOOM!!! so they give tips in the media what to do...basically, keep them tied up in the bathroom which I think is no good

why not give them some ear protection..dog ear muffs..they really make them and since dogs have much keener hearing than humans, the muffs will keep them centered

even if you whistle, they won't come running because they can't hear ya..

whistle at me and I'll come running, like a dog