Thursday, October 13, 2016

House At Pooh Corner

Winnie the Pooh doesn't know what to do, got a honey jar stuck on his nose

I'm no bear, but I like honey and I know bees make honey so I like bees..therefore, I like honey bees

I like pussy too-FYI





bees are in trouble with all the stupid thngs that people do to them... from using pesticides, to destroying habitat, to killing bees because they are "feral"....that's what they did on the Channel Islands years ago...killed them..I was watching a public TV show about the Channel Islands recently and the guy most responsible for the thousands of animals killed, Russel Galipeau, was talking about the newest threat: the evils of Asian kelp...Galipeau is obese and a joke but somehow still keeps his job and benefits.. I think he should be in jail for animal abuse, but apparently, I'm the only one..

but here's what they did -verbatim- and I find it unbelieveable that this crap passes for science...they actually introduced mites to help kill the bees!!!

FAT AND NON-NATIVE!!


ABSTRACT

In 1988, we began to remove European honey bee

colonies from Santa Cruz Island, California, in order to restore
native bee populations and pollination systems in the
Channel Islands National Park. Of the five islands in the
Park, only Santa Cruz Island had honey bees, introduced
more than 120 years ago. Initially, we located colonies by
improved beehunt techniques and began to eliminate colonies
on the eastern half of the island at the end of the third
season. We also recorded swarms trapped in decoy hives
and in cavities formerly occupied by colonies, eventually
tallying nearly 300 colonies on the 25,000 hectare island.
Midway in the program, drastic changes in the ecology (e.g.,
cattle removal, spread of exotic weeds, abundant rainfall)
led us to employ a biological control agent to eliminate the
remaining colonies. In December 1993, January 1994, and
February 1994, we loaded a total of 85 mites (Varroa
jacobsoni, parasitic only on bees of the genus Apis) onto
foraging bees at a few sites on the eastern half of the island.
Colony mortality remained unchanged in 1994 and 1995 but
escalated in 1996 and 1997. All 117 of the routinely monitored
feral colonies had perished by January 1998.

Keywords: Feral honey bees, Apis mellifera, native bees,
ecosystem restoration, exotic weeds, biological control,
Varroa jacobsoni, Santa Cruz Island.


INTRODUCTION

An earlier contribution in this series (Wenner and

Thorp 1994) provided comprehensive coverage of the rationale,
goals, scope, and progress to date in our long-term
feral honey bee (Apis mellifera L.) removal project on Santa
Cruz Island. The question addressed at that time: Will removing
an introduced insect species change habitat quality
for native plants and pollinators and also restore and/or increase
species diversity and abundance?
That earlier report placed the study into ecological
perspective, reviewed foraging behavior and the role of

honey bees in ecosystems, outlined the seasonal sequence
for nectar and pollen production by native and introduced
plants, and summarized the distribution, abundance, and
mortality of feral honey bee colonies as of that time. That
report also contained a summary of results from studies of

plant visitation by insects; honey bee removal on the east
half of Santa Cruz Island had altered the relative insect representation
on plant species under study in favor of native
forms (Figures 2 and 3 in Wenner and Thorp 1994).
By the end of the first five years of this project, several
events forced a change in approach. In particular, after
removal of most sheep and cattle, exotic weeds (a primary
food resource for the exotic honey bees) dramatically increased
in island coverage. In addition, the long-term series
of drought years had ended. Those two factors combined
provided a vastly increased food supply for honey bee colonies,
enhancing colony replication via swarming.
Unexpectedly, and a factor in line with our goals, another
development impinged on our project, as outlined
briefly in the Wenner and Thorp (1994) report. Some honey
bee colonies in Florida and Wisconsin had perished due to a
parasitic mite (Varroa jacobsoni; Oudemans 1904) infestation
the very month (October, 1987) that we received approval
to initiate this project.


licorice and honey...yummy!!

 

That voracious, blood-sucking mite had crossed over
from parasitization of the Asian honey bee (Apis cerana F.)
to the European honey bee (A. mellifera) three decades earlier
in central Asia (e.g., Mobus and de Bruyn 1993) and
became rapidly and unwittingly transported around the world
by beekeepers and bee researchers. Within only a decade
after first discovery in the United States, varroa mites occurred
in all of the mainland states and Alaska (Wenner and
Bushing 1996). Colony mortality was recorded in Ventura
County, California as early as October 1989.
We recognized the inevitability of invasion of Santa
Cruz Island by varroa mites and pre-empted that eventuality
with a deliberate use of those mites as a biological control
agent against the European honey bee, in line with our...

blah,blah,blah

what can I do about all these crazy biologists killing honeybees and everything they percieve a non-native threat...what can I do to get them to stop?

grab 'em by the pussy, I guess

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Eminence Front

it's a put-on



so I'm watching the Brides of Fu Manchu and it's a bunch of scantily-clad women running around with knives, stabbing people; Fu Manchu standing around like a breadstick; his pretty daughter casting spells...and some beheadings.... and oh, a snake pit! it was pretty bad and way cheesy


I couldn't help but wonder though as I watched the 2nd debate, if Donald Trump was under Fu's daughter's spell...he lumbered around the stage like a big fat zombie as if in a trance and looked like he wanted to stab Hillary in the pussy with his steely knives!

but there's two things Donald must do to get back on track: drop the email and Benghazi nonsense...wiki-leaks already knows everything about us Americans and Benghazi was a witchhunt...the commission was headed by goofy Trey Gowdy from South Carolina who can't even keep people in his own state safe from murderous racists... in church no less!... so how is Hillary supposed to stop violence in Libya? the contracted security squad failed miserably to protect the diplomats and when the rubber hit the road, they all blamed Hillary....why didn't they blame Reagan when 200 American troops got killed in Beirut after their barracks were raided??

and then there was Melania, who always looks like she's in a trance or ready to suck your blood, wearing a red dress...with a "pussy bow"

a pussy bow!! this is one damn sexy political season

come and join the party dressed to kill

Sunday, October 9, 2016

Goldfinger

the man with the Midas Touch

ok..I see this gal on the beach and go up and grab her pussy and kiss her because the next POTUS, Donald Trump says it's ok...





well not really but look, guys talk stupid, ( I bet girls do, too) try to outdo each other in private...if all my conversations were recorded, I would be in jail as I've said some things that would shock you

now, the election is getting interesting by degrees and I won't sit this one out...Salud and Justin Fareed are getting funny with Justin defending his honor in the News-Press from Salud's attack ads....the News-Press, a most dishonorable publication is the wrong place to defend one's honor

Justin has no experience and still works for his mom and dad..still tied to mommy's apron strings..he's their little puppet..so Justin before you can change the culture in Washington, you need to move out of your parents' house!

and Andy Caldwell, Wendy's Guest Editorial writer says that Kamala Harris, who is running for U.S. Senate, is an evil woman... and Andy works for Wendy!! hahaha!


I don't think Kamala's evil but in the sack she be pretty wicked I bet...but Andy says in San Francisco, a sanctuary city, illegals are gunning down people in the street...well, every city with a church is a sanctuary city so what's the big deal??


 

and then there's Planned Parenthood that Kamala supports..did you know PP sells aborted fetuses and body parts...well the Christian terrorists are trying to pin that on Planned Parenthood just in time for Halloween....Andy is a big Halloweenie and is no different than an Islamic terrorist....

in America, the Constitution rules, not the bible....

I don't know what will become of Trump, but he's starting to look more and more like Goldfinger

you know, the Pussy Galore guy
 

Saturday, October 8, 2016

Do You Believe In Magic

in a young girl's heart

WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL CARPINTERIA AVOCADO-CRAFT BEER-POT-DOG-LOVE FESTIVAL!!

hey man, local growers, brewers and kennels come out of hiding!!

REMEMBER: today is always the best day!!!





Lately the moon has seared her image in my brain, like a tatoo...the wandering path of the October moon..the way it lingers and just seemingly appears...the moon image at night in that dark sky is very sweet and slightly spooky...so far, this October has been epic

and I hear John Sebastian is coming to SOHO! darn, I hate that place...bad acoustics, bad seats and the ever-present restaurant buzz is annoying..please John, do the Carp Theater or the Lobero...and I found out at the Who concert, John and Pete are good friends!


 

but today, the Carp Avocado Fest continues...oh they changed the name to the California Avocado Fest years ago, but they should change it back..it's Carpinteria's festival and everyone is welcome but give credit where credit is due....cool chicks, pricey but tasty fish tacos, cold lemonade with hot chick....and good vibes...good music at main stage with guitar gal Xenia I think her name is...she's pretty and good...pretty good!! gave me a big smile and a boner to boot!




now, the moon..I've seen the blood moon, the red moon, the blue moon, the buck moon, the harvest moon, the supermoon, even the black moon which especially interested me



...and I think we have a new moon..the Avocado Moon this weekend for the Avocado Festival...it's fitting that the avocado is a big money maker...it's healthy and yummy and requires patience to eat..

you need to wait for an avocado to get ripe before you enjoy it, like a girl

do you believe like I believe??

Friday, October 7, 2016

Who Are You

who who who who...

so it's Oct 6 -Thursday and I get to the Who concert at the Bowl around 4:45 PM and score a parking spot on Milpas close to the Bowl..they let us in at 5:00 PM, at least up to the bottom of the steps...we hang around the Jerry Garcia glen, then a half hr later we get to go upstairs to our seats...it was hot dry October day....the evening cooled down pretty nice and comfortable.. I got a gorgeous view of the ocean with the crescent moon peering over my right shoulder



at 6:30 PM the opening act Tal Wilkenfeld and her band started playing some techno rock...pretty good...Tal is on bass and singing lead..then she switched to acoustic guitar and started banging away...two real good songs...I mean real good...the crowd is coming in slowly so Tal warmed up our eardrums...

then at about 7:15 PM the crew got things ready for the Who...by the time they came on stage, the Bowl was full... some drunks behind me yelling stupid stuff..the good thing about drunks is the alcohol gets to them early, so they disappear early... but most everyone was cool..and NO SMOKING was allowed due to Daltrey's asthma...



halfway thru the show some dufus hippie next to me lights up a joint and I tell him to put it out or I'll bust his head, and he does...geez.. I don't want to get high from second-hand pot smoke from some dumbass hippie

the stage was set up with a giant screen and we saw some Who history..and throughout the set, the screen was used very effectively for close-ups and even some politics and a cool light show...and it was never a distraction

then the Who Show started...Pete Townshend, tall and lanky, bounded on stage with guitar in hand and Roger Daltrey took the mic...the crowd was in a delirium as the Who played all the great songs...Pete doing his trademark windmill guitar strum...Roger's voice was strong as ever and if you make an argument he's the best rock singer ever, I won't disagree...but he is human and took tumble after tripping over a rubber block that wasn't supposed to be on the stage...fell on his ass!!

but he got up and laughed it off...crowd just cheered



when they did - Love, Reign O'er Me..from QUADROPHENIA, Daltrey hit a note that made me irrationally emotional and almost teary...it was beautiful and powerful..."rain on me Only love can bring the rain"



Pete Townshend was upbeat telling jokes about old people like Joe Walsh and Bruce Sprinsteen ...he played these very expensive guitars, Gibson and Fender, and uses them as orchestral instruments...the guy is a musical genius

the band was so tight and good I thought they were piping in recorded music for a minute...but no, it was all live...Zak Starkey is one hell of a drummer!!

the crowd was up and singing all the choruses and it sounded really beautiful....Behind Blue Eyes was an epiphany!! TEENAGE WASTELAND..IT'S ONLY TEENAGE WASTELAND!!! I Can See For Miles and Miles and Miles!! Talking 'Bout My G-G-G-Generation...oh yeah, I was singing too

beautiful young girls and some foxy older gals filled the seats with equal appeal for young bucks and older dudes...

but it's nearly impossible to explain what I witnessed last night...the Who, icons of the British Invasion way back in the 1960s, gave the best concert I've ever seen...you had to be there

and I'm glad I was

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

I Kissed A Girl

and I liked it...

I see Cat Cora's name on the SB court calendar alot...end of marriage kinda deal...Cat is a celeb chef and lives in Santa Barbara I guess and became infamous for a drunk driving episode where she bumped into some car ahead of her on State St and started cussing the driver out for something..it was Cat's fault for drinking and driving, not the other driver

but anyway she made amends and promised no more DUI and did some charity cookoffs...





then I see that Cat and Real Housewife Brandi Glanville may have had a fling but Brandi called it off after two weeks.. both these chicks may have had some plastic surgery to erase time from their faces but both are not bad looking...and that's always presented a problem with me: pretty lesbians

ugly lesbians I got no problem with because who cares..but the pretty gals I can just see them licking and sucking naked...what's better than two tits? four tits!! I condone it but I don't understand it

I'm not sure if the fling broke up Cat's marriage to her wife but seemed to be going on during the divorce


web: Brandi Glanville 'had lesbian fling with Cat Cora amidst the celebrity chef's bitter divorce battle while the two filmed new reality show'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3819404/Brandi-Glanville-enjoyed-romance-celebrity-chef-Cat-Cora.html


Brandi was married to the guy who left her for LeAnn Rimes...living well is the best revenge and revenge is a dish best served cold...


but if I ever find myself coming between two pretty lesbians, I'll let ya know

Monday, October 3, 2016

Eulalie

I dwelt alone, In a world of moan,
And my soul was a stagnant tide,
Till the fair and gentle Eulalie became my blushing bride —
Till the yellow-haired young Eulalie became my smiling bride



 
 
this morning I got up and stumbled around...I couldn't speak, I could only moan... not unlike Frankenstein

now, how am I supposed to find a black moon in a black sky?..it's a question I posited or a postulate I questioned many times over the last week...I know the black moon is there, sailing low across the sky....it's there but I can't see it..perhaps a metaphor for having eyes but not using them enough...I saw the black moon rise in the morning a few days ago, just a slight silver shadow over the mountains, then today it set over the ocean in the early evening..the moon rising in the morning confused the fuck outta me

it looked simply odd and wonderful, that of which I could see...but a good way to start off October

I watched Young Frankenstein and laughed alot.. a fitting tribute to Gene Wilder...then I saw The Son Of Frankenstein...horror movies I've loved since I was a kid...The Son Of Frankenstein was the film Young Frankenstein lovingly spoofed...

so watching these two films side by side is a kick because they are funny and spooky...a cool old house with big shadows at night and a rainstorm with thunderous lightning: Dr Frankestein played by Basil Rathbone assures us through his wife: nothing in nature is horrifying when one understands it

the wife and kid turned it into a romantic-comedy-horror masterpiece...the Inspector with the wooden arm tells the kid the arm is not his and the little kid asks "well, whose is it?"

the Moon in a purple sky