Saturday, May 16, 2009

Hippie Hippie Shakes..

hey man, you people are like groovy..man

Every now and then, I go into Santa Barbara for fun...sometimes I look for a fight with a 9 year old gang member...no luck yet, but one of these days I'm gonna kick one of these little asses, cut his ears off and deliver him back to his pathetic parents....I'd like to do the same for Jesse James Hollywood and his faggy pals..
I'm not afraid of these little monkies like Chief Sanchez is!
on a mellower note man, I like to visit Paradise Found. Here, I get in touch with my inner hippie...the metaphysics, the incense, the sage bundles which I burn to cleanse my space from toxic people like you...I may have conservative tendencies, but my inner hippie balances out any silly neocon thoughts....I like to pick up a Buddhist mag and read about enlightenment..suckers, I was enlightened years ago! Her name was Melinda..and she enlightened the shit outta me! Today, Saturday, I will vist Paradise Found..I haven't been in a while, so I hope the vibe is still there....
Marine Mammal Protection Act
that's kind of a hippie thing...but sealriously, the seals at the Carpinteria Bluffs are being harassed by off leash dogs and owners...the Bluffs is an unofficial off leash dog park..not at all what was intended...The City of Carp doesn't enforce the leash law/ordinance and may be in violation of the Marine Mammal Protection Act, which clearly states: The Marine Mammal Protection Act prohibits the taking (hunting, killing, capturing, and harassing) of marine mammals.
I suggest the city start enforcing the law and fining folks, much like Seattle does: Fines for off-leash, license and scooping violations range from $54 to $162, and can be up to $500 at a beach. You can end up in jail for violating the MMPA....can you imagine the city council in jail? I can..so they better get on the ball and clean this mess up.....I don't blame the dogs as much as the stupid motherfucking owners, unless you're really pretty like these two babes, then you and your dog can do as you please...peace brothers and sisters...
groovin' is easy, baby...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Enlightenment Indeed
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Mick said...

there's always one in the crowd...

Redheads Rule said...

So when are you going to put the link to this blog back up on Coyote News?

Mick said...

Geezus Red..the link has been there for ages...open your red eyes!!