I get an absolute kick out of some of our local luminaries...they put themselves in the spotlight, then do the dumbest things, then I get to make fun of them! A great big thank-you to all you knuckleheads who try try try to be other than what you really are: opportunists..
Gina Perry..where you at, mystery girl? cutting a deal with FOX News? out on the border? I miss your enlightened columns at the Daily Sound..does the editor got you tied up somewhere? who could blame him!
Mike Stoker...Mikey has announced he's a candidate for state assembly...EASY MONEY! Apparently the folks are getting hip to his other gigs as Greka Oil CEL..chief executive liar, or his role on the Santa Barbara County Taxpayers Association...counting the non-profit profits! So, you run for state assembly, build some quick cash from donations, appeal to the innate fear of conservatives..and you'll be rich soon...hey man, just get a real friggin' job!
Dr. Laura...our skinny binge and hurl girl has been banished to the bottom of the sea..for cheating at yacht racing events.. she tried to take sailing, the coolest sport in the world, and spread her toxic cooties all over the harbor....thank god for chlorine!!
Cameron Benson..makes tons of money and spends tons of your money removing "invasive species" from creeks...leave the fennel alone, punk!!
again..thank-you for the continual displays of disturbing conduct....