Kathy's Clone..

smile away...
If there's one woman in Santa Barbara that scares the shit outta me, it's Kathy Ireland...not Wendy, not Dr. Laura, Kathy. It seems I've been seeing her everywhere lately...everytime I turn around there's her face..the smile..that smile...it's annoying....nobody is that happy! Is it possible that she got an overdose of botox and the smile is frozen on?? Can that happen? I don't know. All I know is she's a Christian who sells things...and her stuff is everywhere..at the flower place around the corner they have Kathy Ireland Floral Designs every Friday! Then, I see her on the TV smiling about breast cancer....WTF is there to smile about, Kathy?? Then the News-Press gives her more promotion and publicity with her new greeting card line...one of the cards says "if you're not driving me nuts, you drive me crazy" with a little animal and a bunch of hearts... so I'm thinking how can this chick be everywhere and do so many things? The only plausible explanation is she was clonedclonedclonedcloned...I don't know who how or where, but I think it is obvious! Jesus said you can get ever lasting life if you follow a few simple rules, but did he mention anything about cloning? YES!! he did make people in his own image and mass produced them and that's what Kathy Ireland is doing...the work of Jesus..so everytime I see her face, I'll think of Jesus and maybe get around to doing something good for mankind, like Kathy does..remember, when life gets bad...
That's the time you must keep on trying
Smile, what's the use of crying?
You'll find that life is still worthwhile
If you just smile...