Heard It Through the Grapevine

yes I heard it...

today's News-Press headlines:

• Amperstand appoints new Director of News
• Deputies seize 200 pounds of marijuana in Santa Ynez
• Super Bowl cheerleader from Santa Barbara

ok the Superbowl was a Super Bore except for Gladys Knight doing the National Anthem....after Joe Montana retired, I stopped watching football....now we got druggies, sissies and dummies posing as football players...

eucalyptus down!!

I watched the Magnificent Seven after about five minutes of the game with real men like Yul Brynner and Steve McQueen!

so Wendy has hired a new news director who used to work at the News-Press as a sports guy...and he's a photographer
but the headline says Wendy's publishing company  is "Amperstand" when in fact it is "Ampersand"

so the new news director doesn't even know the name of Wendy's company!!

and why should he??