Mercury Blues

I'm crazy 'bout a Mercury, I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road...

 

love..it's what makes a Subaru a Subaru

so some 29 year old guy launched his Subaru into an SUV containing two cops..the latest DUI related incident...not an accident but an incident...

so Subaru drivers are pretty odd at least by the commercials..they are kinda yuppiefluppiewuppie...and I don't know about the car itself...I've heard good and bad, but I'll stick to the Mercury..

Well the girl I love,
I stole her from a friend.
He got lucky stole her back again,
She heard he had a Mercury.
Lord she's crazy bout a Mercury.
I'm gonna buy me a Mercury and cruise it up and down the road.


from the Subaru website: Subaru owners are known for living life to its fullest and love to share their interests with others. Now you have a unique way to let other Subaru owners know what you enjoy most with your own Badge of Ownership

ok so this guy Jason Hunter, another useless drunk American, is trying to exit at El Sueno and flies his Subaru into the cops and just misses a few other folks, innocent sober bystanders-ie responsible adults..

the cops had minor injuries..they helped Jason out of his Subaru according to the reports...

ok so while some folks may cry in their beer that I'm so hard on drunk drivers but that's too fucking bad...the fact is you can't drive when you're drunk..PERIOD..so why do people keep doing it?

I don't know but since Subaru is handing out badges to its owners, I thought I'd hand out Badges of Ownership to the local dignitaries caught up in our little DUI psychodramas....

Judge Brian Hill..congrats on your new badge!

Darryl Genis DUI atty..enjoy polishing your badge!

Judge James Rigali in Santa Maria...let Tony Denunzio walk...wear it proudly, Jimmy-Boy!!

Christine Voss atty..defender of all lowlife...let me pin this badge right on your tits, babe

News-Press....gives drunks more free press to glorify themselves than any other local publication....Wendy and Nipper, take this Badge and stick it up your ass!!!

I know I won't have to wait long for all the DUI enablers to blame the cops for the crash..or they'll blame the exit at El Sueno..or they'll blame the Subaru....they will blame everyone except Jason Hunter.....

I'll be watching this one

Hey now mama
You look so fine
Driven round in your Mercury 49'
Crazy bout a Mercury

Blue on Blue

heartache on heartache..

well my Dell computer is going crazy with the blue screens and auto-shut downs when I least expect it...Dells suck so I call them Dull computers...geez, they freeze up all the time...and then my AOL email account starts sending out emails to people automatically without my knowledge!

computers are like women, they are real nice for awhile then they start fucking with you...and this one is messing with my head real bad....

ok so Judge Dandona tosses the charges against the Ninja motorcyclists who were involved in the crash up by Mission ridge...yes they were speeding, yes they crashed, yes an innocent bystander in a car was hurt, but the speedy cyclists get off scott free..no culpability or accountability-except one guy died...

 

I wonder if Missy Dandona has ever heard the Ninjas as they speed their high pitch squeally motors down the highway....I hear them all the time and see them on Highway 150 and 192...only a matter of time before another accident happens on the back roads

so atty Christine Voss got her client off and now we'll see what happens to her other client, stoner Martin Maguire...

if somehow he walks free after crashing his SUV into and maiming two people on a motorcycle while he was DUI, then these DUI lawyers are gonna be in big trouble....and their little Road Warrior clients

they'd better grow eyes in the back of their stupid li'l heads because there's gonna be a Day of Reckoning..and that come right soon

Born in the USA

I WAS BORN IN THE USA!!

I'm a real gone daddy in the USA!!

this wheel's on fire

If your memory serves you well / We were going to meet again and wait / So I'm going to unpack all my things / And sit before it gets too late

so I've been watching the hearings of the Ninja motorcyclists who crashed up by Mission Ridge...allegedly these clowns were speeding their rice-burners and eventually crashed into an SUV (innocent bystander) and one the cyclists died....one guy fled the scene and is now on trial..

real men don't flee the scene

Noozhawk has pretty good coverage and the Independent is picking up the pace too...the News-Press as usual is a few days behind...

I am not too motivated to cover the hearings since they are not DUI- related, just studipity-related...but if I find out that booze was involved, I'll be at the courthouse scowling at these losers..

not only am I talking about the defendants, but their defense lawyers...Christine Voss and Ron "Bam-Bam" Bamieh....Voss is defending stoner Martin Maguire also..Maguire is the one who maimed some motorcyclists while DUI.... but this other lawyer, Ron Bamieh peaked my interest when he started blaming the cops for his clients' stupidity!!



cry-baby defense lawyer Ron Bamieh

Bam-Bam wanted the case dismissed because he's afraid of the rogue Big Bad Wolf-one of the investigating cops, Jaycee Hunter...now where have I heard this before???..oh yeah, a page out of Darryl's handbook...Darryl and his Merry Pranksters!

I'll be watching this Bamieh guy...seems pretty shady to me..and check this out..he makes a living crying "police brutality" every five minutes!!

http://bamieherickson.wordpress.com/2013/06/12/the-police-beat-me-up-what-can-i-do/


from a web/lawyer feedback site: Ron Bamieh is a terrible trial lawyer from what I've seen. His work product at the D.A. office at times looked completely ridiculous. I would be very careful dealing with this guy. He's just not that sharp and his credibility is questioned by many.

DO NOT USE for family law/divorce. He will not do anything for you without money and filed a motion against me for fees EVEN BEFORE I RECEIVED HIS INVOICE!!!

and from the Ventura County Star: Bamieh defended a crooked pastor in Ventura Lonnie McCowen, who got busted for conning an old man...
He had a real sweet deal," Gilmond’s attorney, Greg Jones, said of McCowan’s arrangement. But the McCowans recently defaulted on their payments, and Jones is going to court Wednesday to ask Superior Court Judge Steven Hintz for a judgment against McCowan for roughly $500,000 — the full amount and unpaid interest.

Bamieh said the McCowans fell behind because they have been forced to spend their resources to hire two lawyers, forensic accountants and investigators to help fight the criminal charges.

defense attys always enter motions to dismiss when they know their clients are guilty..if you can blame the cops and shift attention away from your guilty clients, you might get a judge dumb enough to believe you...the Judge is this case is Jean Dandona and she laughed off Bamieh's claims that Officer Hunter was bullying him as would any credible judge...Ron "Bam-Bam" Bamieh is a drama queen

I swear to God some of the defense attorneys in this town are such mental whipdicks....and what is this sub-culture of people who are so afraid of the cops, they start crying when a cop walks down the street, or when a cop drinks some coffee, or when a cop scratches her ass, or when a cop braids her purty hair? who are these paranoid freakos? they are the ones who break the law, that's who!!

so I'm hoping more judges will see thru the defense atty tricks and let justice run its course...

Happy Together

imagine me and you I do....

Eleanor, gee I think you're swell!

I hate that song by the Turtles...hate it! it's annoying but I do love "Elenore" and "It Ain't me Babe"...pop gems...whenever I hear Elenore I think of Eleanor Mondale ..I thought she was beautiful and wanted to marry her...we were born on the same day and I always felt some other-worldly connection to her...I was crushed when she died at 51 of brain cancer...ugh!!

which brings me to today's topic: marriage

do you Darryl take Peter to be your lawfully wedded wife..err, husband....I mean do you Peter take Darryl to be your bitch..I mean you wife-husband...uhh...shit, now I'm confused!

alright so I'm a dumbass Catholic but if started taking eveything in the bible literally, there'd be none of you left



Peter and Darryl plan a September wedding!

so I'm looking through the bible for Sodom and Gomorrah and I can't find it...there's Luke and Leviticus..there's some nice psalms and some sage proverbs, but no Sodom and Gomorrah...

the reason I want to read it thoroughly is because now gay people can get married and a bunch of conservatives like Michele Bachman to Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) to Pat Robertson said "read Sodom and Gomorrah" in the bible and I'll see what wrath God is ready to be cast upon America if gays get married....so does God really hate fags as the Westboro Church claims??

well I'm really not too concerned about gays getting married but I want to read the S&G story... oh, I see, it's tucked away in Genesis 19....

first line: and there came two angels to Sodom...angels are female as far as I'm concerned so well how bad could it be? I read on and really couldn't make heads or tails about what was going on in Sodom..I mean much worse stuff happens in Santa Barbara!

let's see...some daughters were offered to some men for a gang rape kinda deal and some other men wanted to "know" some men who were compassing and using the door but were sent by the Lord to destroy the city...and then some daughters end up sleeping with their dad, Lot, and end up carrying his child!! Lot boned his daughters??? leapin' lizards!!

Louie Gohmert R-Texas

it seems that Sodom was consumed with iniquity but where in the world does Gomorrah fit in??? and then in Gen 18 God and Abraham were talking about their seeds and circumcision and foreskin...geez, I think God is the gay perv here because I got cut when I was a baby and was that really necessary?? I think that's why guys jerk-off so much to compensate for the pain of circumcision the little jerk-offs

but what does any of this have to do with gay marriage?? the anti-gay marriage folks are pro-discrimination and that is not allowed by the Constitution...the Supremes confirmed that so deal with it, I say

from the web: Genesis 19:31-32 tells us that Lot’s daughters believed there would be no man for them and no children. This may be because they saw the destruction of Sodom and believed they were the only people left on earth. They were trying to preserve the family line. Why did Lot have sex with his own daughters? He got drunk. Yes, his daughters conspired to get him drunk, but Lot willingly drank and when he was drunk, he lost what little control and common sense he had (Genesis 19:30-38), and this is the final step in Lot’s backsliding. The lesson can we learn from this is when a person has too much to drink they do not make good choices and lose control of their morals and operate out of the sinful, carnal nature. As a result of the incest, two children were born and those two children are the fathers of two nations that have been at odds with and the source of much suffering to Israel down through history.

oh..uh...so what the bible in Genesis 19 is saying about Sodom and somewhere Gomorrah is that fathers if you go up in the hills, drink wine and have sex with your daughters, you'll be right at home in Texas and Alabama..which explains guys like Louie Gohmert, whose name sounds like Gomorrah and whose sister probably is also his mother!!

I don't think God hates fags, but he sure seems to hate Texas...

Chug-A-Lug

Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug make you wanna holler hi-de-ho Burns your tummy don't you know chug-a-lug...

desperate non-profits  turn to booze events to raise money....perhaps I've driven them all to drink!!

kids, your parents are drunk all the time for a reason..it's your job to figure out why and I'm gonna help you!!

ok so there's the "Beer Guy" over at the Sentinel..Zach Rosen who is 22 years old calls himself a Certified Cicerone (Italian for retard?) and beer educator..this little turd has teamed up the the Botanic Gardens to offer a "Beer Boutique Festival" for a few hours on July 20th... basically being a beer cicerone means nothing..it's fluff for fluff: The Cicerone Certification Program offers that independent assessment and certification so that industry professionals—as well as consumers—can be sure of the knowledge and skills possessed by current and prospective beer servers.

nonsense...and the Botanic Garden should be ashamed of itself..where's the leadership up there? what a bunch of wimps....

next we have the Carpinteria business community jumping on the alcohol bandwagon...Carpinteria Magazine, published by the Coastal View folks had the silliest article on beer I've ever seen...apparently there's a group of homebrewers in Carp who extoll the virtues of drunkenness and parties...I think these folks spend their time watching the Moonshine show about some backwoods hillbillies who make hootch and for some reason that appeals to these creeps..

as they say "the only way to get good at beer tasting is to drink alot of it"...oh really, well they will have an opportunity at the 1st Carp Beer Fest by the beach in August to benefit these non-profits: Channelkeeper and Surfrider among others..pathetic..

[update] I asked the City of Carp's Community Development Director Jackie Campbell if the "Surf and Suds" event needed a permit to sell booze..she said since it will take place in a state park, the City of Carp has little say-so in the matter.... so I'll see if the ABC has issued a permit

then we got a guy named Jim Rollins who holds beer tasting for the Howard School where his children attend, according to the article in Carpinteria Mag..the tastings are auctioned for as much as $1500....Rollins looks like a sloshed lush and is no doubt an embarrassment to his kids...his poor kids

 

 

so looking at recent Carp arrest records we have 11 arrests for DUI- from Concha Loma to Casitas Pass Rd...

ok- as all these fucks contribute to alcohol ignorance and abuse, they are now on my radar...

 

SHAAAARK!!!!!

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