Bird Dog

hey bird dog get away from my quail, hey bird dog you're on the wrong trail

well I see we habbanother story of hikers and a dog getting lost  in the back country..so lost they needed the County chopper to come rescue them..the dog was airlifted out and ..heheheeh.. I can't even type I'm laughing too much but the dog supposedly had a leg injury although he looked fine to me on the news..probably got bit by a bee and the owners panicked

geez...coyotes don't have issues in the back country what is it with these wussie dogs and their wussie owners???

ok so speaking of dogs... I'll start a nonprofit and teach people how to hike with their dogs..like duh



Nice Touch, Ty!


but if you're battling for nonprofit donations, it helps to have a billionaire on your side...and it appears from the cover of the Montecito Journal that Gretchen lady from Davey's Voice has Ty Warner on her side...ouch that must smart for Julia #69 who only has Wendy for cash and the News-Press isn't exactly a profit-making machine

of course Wendy did not earn her money but Ty did even though the product was silly, Beanie Baby stuff...but that's capitalism for ya!

and the Davey dolls are cool..apparently there's an American version and Chinese version..American Davey and Chinese Davey..nice touch Ty!!!!

and boy are there tons of nonprofits..I didn't realize people were so needy!! why get handouts from the gov't when nonprofits will give you free stuff too!!

ok so I talked about K9 Pals a wee bit so let's look another dog nonprofit callled Old Yeller Ranch Rescue....

Old Yeller was a Disney movie about a dog who died in the end...I watched it as kid but thought it was too sappy and much preferred Psycho..

but OYRR works out of the wine country and even holds fundraisers at wineries...see, wine and dogs are all these kooky chicks care about!


but they are pretty hot compared to the she-beest Animal Rescue gals so I guess they are legit

Wendy, I'll never forgive you for all this
　

Walking The Dog

Mary Mac dressed in black Silver buttons all down her back Hello tipsy toes She broke the needle and she can't sew. Walking the dog Just a walking the dog

there are two sides to every story, every coin, and every woman...the woman has the front side with her tits and face and jelly roll and the back side with her ass, her back, her shoulders and the long soft hair..the legs and ankles.. I would start at her ankles and work my way up and take a big bite out of her ass and...I ...oh sorry this is a blog post about dogs not a romance novel and sometimes I get carried away!

whew...but anyway I would never hurt a dog unless it was a big dog biting my ass then I 'd slit its throat no problem...

but the little dogs I would never hurt...I understand when people get upset over some idiot torturing a little dog but the marches and crazy ideas about more laws and adoption counselors...I can't figure out who is crazier, the dog lovers or dog torturers!

most people don't go overboard about their dogs and if their mutt comes over and says "Hi" I got no problems with that...

but these two non-profits Davey's Legacy and Davey's Voice are run by some pretty weird gals..I'm sure even Davey would agree with me if that crazy Chinaman hadn't killed him...so people need to be held accountable when they do wrong by dogs, but there's too many cases where the law just looks the other way

these two nonprofits seem not to be able to get along with each other as they compete for nonprofit dollars and donations...it's a downright catfight between Julia and Gretchen and both these chicks are tied up with Wendy somehow or other and we know Wendy is not exactly grounded in any legitimate reality..so taken all together you got some crazy-ass chicks looking out for the dogs..

the bigger issues are why are there so many dogs in shelters..and what of these nonprofit shelters who cry so loud when the County Animal Services does anything

so maybe it's time to investigate the dog nonprofits that squeal so loudly... they seem to have an irrational hatred of County Animal Services and folks who work or volunteer there..volunteering is hard work because people tend to dump all their issues on you..

except except

 

let's start with a nonprofit called K-9 Pals.. from their Website:

http://www.k-9pals.org/faq.php


Although most of the shelter volunteers providing daily care of shelter dogs are volunteers with K-9 PALS, K-9 PALS is not the supervising entity of the on -site operations the Goleta shelter. The on - site management at the County Shelter in Goleta is under the management of County Animal Services. Therefore when K-9 PALS volunteers are performing tasks for the county shelter they will be referred to as SBCAS volunteers and have to abide by SBCAS shelter rules.

Does K-9 PALS support euthansia of dogs for shelter population control?
NO. K-9 PALS believes that no dog should be euthanized for shelter population control, and advocates for shelters to elminate euthanasia except for reasons of irremediable health or very serious behavior problems
K-9 PALS does not accept strays or owner surrenders...


so this is interesting....the dog women have nothing but scorn for County Animal Services yet praise the nonprofit K9 Pal... but on the K9 Pal's own website they say they are managed by County Animal Services in Goleta... and K9 says they don't support killing dogs EXCEPT for health or serious behavior problems..and they don't care about strays or owner surrenders!!

so my theory is proved true..these crazy gals dish dirt on the County Animal Shelter because it is a gov't entity (and Wendy hates the gov't) and the gov't competes with the nonprofit donation machine..

nonprofits don't survive without donations....these folks don't work for a living so they beg for money like a dog begs for a bone!! and rich divorcees like Wendy support them

what a bunch of hypocrites!! they are now on my RADAR

I Remember You

you're the one

 

who made my dreams come true

If You Gotta Go

go now

so the big question today in 2016 on Memorial Day is which bathroom I should use when I gotta go..the Men's Room or the Ladies Room...or the little Girl's Room or the little Boy's Room
if you are transgender you can go to the little Girl's Room, whip it out and take care of business and no one is ever the wiser..unless you're a little girl

but I must admit, although I'm a man I have used co-ed bathrooms to pee..they got one in Carp but the door locks so you can have some privacy..the last thing I wanna see is some big guy dressed like a girl peeing next to me....or on me....or whatever

 

but is this what American soldiers have fought and died for in war? so guys could dress up like girls and prance around like Caitlin Jenner, nee Bruce Jenner..and it seems we're all just pissin in the wind

well according to the News-Press and Christian Preacher Brother Caldwell, if the 1960s hadn't happened, then the sex issues wouldn't be so mixed up today...the 60s were full of hippies, hedonism and debauchery or so I'm told and that's why we got all these little sissies running around today...

but I remember the 1960s as pretty cool and Santa Barbara was innocent as can be...things were a'happenin' all around from riots to marches to civil rights movements to wars to music on the Sunset Strip...I just loved the 60s!! Beatles, Stones, Dusty Springfield, Blue Cheer, Hendrix Dylan...geez..TURN IT UP!!!

I am a hedonist..I like pleasure, not pain and when I sees a girl on the beach all pretty and shiny, I wanna fuck her!! a red-blooded hedonist American am I

but Brother Caldwell (as Sister Janet called him) is woefully ignorant of history..even the bible was full of dens of iniquity and transgender gay dudes like Mark and Matthew...either you are a disciple, a hedonist or Bourgeois...


"and the 1920s illicit alcohol trade introduced the Mafia to thirsty Americans...The First World War (1914-1918) had wiped out an entire generation of young men, the horror of trench warfare, mustard gas attacks and aerial bombing of civilians had made people feel that the world was a horrible place and they should enjoy themselves whilst they could. As a result the "Roaring Twenties" was a period when suddenly girls wore short skirts, smoked and drank in public, flirted and necked and generally had a Hell of a time! The men of course were not slow to join the partying. At that time recreational drugs such as cocaine were not illegal so they were also a frequent stimulant of choice amongst the wealthier partygoers, even sniffing "laughing gas" was considered a cool thing to do.

In a large part, the reaction to this period of abandon was a backlash by staunch Christians which ended with the introduction of Prohibition in 1929 - the unintended consequence of which was a rise to power of the bootleggers and organised crime"

so in fact it was the Christians who started all this American debauchery by trying to outlaw booze and short skirts on women..or men..and then they tried to censor movies in pre-code Hollywood...

 

if a kid wants to wear his babysitter's bra and panties, let him get it out of his system...for the record, I've never worn a bra and panties..well, not at the same time anyway

when you deny people what they want and need, you create odd fixations, disorders and fetishes and backroom deals and conservatives groping each other in bathrooms..and the DSM-III-R

sex is a very dirty thing...

Lowdown

gotta have Jones for this, a Jones for that

dog lovers are conservative mostly..how do I know? when a dog takes a crap, they call it his daily constitution...many conservatives are constitutionalists who walk their dogs and rejoice when the constitution is delivered...strict constitutionalists..it's sick but true
 
ok so we got another dog story on the front page of the News-Press and over at EDHAT which is sounding more and more like the News-Press: DOGS AND BOOZE AND HIGH PRIESTESS WENDY

first of all a dead dog is not a body, it's a carcass because dogs are not human as some of those News-Press/EDHAT readers mistakenly think..cats however do have little people inside them

then the nuts try to blame the County Animal Services for the dog's demise because some guy adopted it and allegedly killed it...no proof just rumors and yet the guy is guilty??? animal abuse is no joke so get your facts straight before you act as judge jury and executioner...but there can be no doubt that the mass killing of animals on the Channel Islands by the Parks Service and Nature Conservancy was animal abuse yet the perpetrators are cast as heros... instead, they should be in jail with Wendy

now, you don't adopt dogs, you buy them..you do adopt children however but we know Wendy hates kids and loves dogs-how else do you explain thousands of images of child porn on her News-Press computer??? still waiting for justice for those kids on this Memorial Day weekend

now back to the dog story and all the rumors and gossip being spread by crazy #69 who now is an EDHAT contributer and racist, comparing Mexican immigrants to "invasive species"...EDHAT has hit new lows nowadays...

but this recalls the story in the News-Press about the dead dog in Marina Del Rey..well at least he died in a nice spot..the News-Press thought the dog was killed maliciously because some bimbo from FOX News saw it lying in the sand tied to a shovel...supposedly there was a note on it as a warning to someone..in reality the dog was hit by a car and the homeless dude took it to the beach and tied it to the shovel to anchor it until he came back

and because everyone is a busybody nowadays, they ALL assumed foul play

some of these dog lovers are just cuckoo with the pitchforks, dog autopsies and dog eulogies

and anthropomorphic fallacies

Sunflower

Good Morning!

 

 

default mode of County planners: when in doubt, roundabout

we have no roundabouts in Carpinteria because we don't need no stinking roundabouts in Carpinteria..but leave it to some idiot in the SB County Planning Dept to suggest a roundabout for Santa Claus Lane...this lane is less than a mile long but the planner thinks a roundabout is needed at the east end..the south end actually as you get on the freeway...

this is a really stupid idea..but considering all the stupid ideas the county has for the Lane, I'm not surprised...

first of all they want to make it safer on the lane but there's no evidence it is unsafe on Santa Claus Lane so why do they want it safer unless they are playing nanny...

secondly, they are building TOO MUCH with the new condo market place thing they shoehorned in..and they want MORE parking spaces!!

Santa Claus Lane history is agriculture..was an old lima bean field..then the brilliant Santa Claus theme during the car crazy era of the 1940s and 1950s

date shakes, sunflowers and coastal ag is where it's at and we got lots here with the flower growers and avocado anches...but if they start filling this area with wine tastings places and breweries, there's gonna be trouble I don't give a shit if millennials (God Love 'Em but they are aliens!) like craft beer...the only diff between craft beer and Bud or Coors is that Bud and Coors is mass-produced and craft beer is not..you can inject citrus flavor into a Bud, repackage it and you got craft beer with a citrusy tongue or whatever they call it...and the bottles always end up on the side of the road...

 

these kids have been duped by the Firestones and their stinky breweries!! Firestone Ale? fuck that shit...San Miguel!!

no..not here..I won't put up with this trendy nonsense..

GODAMIT I'M NOT A BABYSITTER!!

Smooth Operator

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