Sunday, December 20, 2009

Breakfast with Dr. Laura...

snowjob at Montecito Journal
so I'm reading conservative rag Montecito Journal and come across their version of Dr. Laura's publicity event at Birnam Wood Golf Club last month, I was mortified! A non profit called CASA (Court Appointed Special Advocates) teamed up with the Journal to lie about Dr. Laura's career! Conservatism is synonymous with deceit now??
My job is to set these people straight, give them a dose of the truth, the reality... so they don't get in the habit of lying for a living like Dr. Laura does..CASA..for shame!!
the snow:
"CASA gathered at Birnam Wood for a delightful breakfast with a delightful lady..
interim Executive director, a fat lady named Kim Davis, called Dr. Laura a child advocate, a black belt, rides motorcycles, sails, knits and designs jewelry, and has a husband named Lew..the MJ goes on to say that Dr. Laura got on the radio because the radio host liked her reply to his question; and she got her own show because another host was mean to her on the air and made her cry. The audience called in, he was fired, and Dr. Laura was given her own show!!
WTF???
First of all, Dr. Laura rides her Harley trike like she's using a walker..she's a danger on the road! Her sailing career was sullied when she was busted for cheating at a local yacht race..she blamed her crew and was suspended from racing for three months..Kim Davis calls her a child advocate?? Her own child disgraced the Army with infantle behavior! That son, Deryk Schlessinger, is being accused of creating a MySpace page with cartoon images depicting rape, murder, torture and child molestation, among other things. The page has been removed, but an Army official who has seen it, describes it as "repulsive." Dr. Laura and the Bushies said terrorists were to blame!
Her radio career started because she had an affair with Bill Ballance, a big LA radio personality in those days..Bill even took some naked pics of Dr. Laura to celebrate their infidelities! He later published them....
I mean holy fuck Montecito Journal people, get the story right!! All you need to do is google Dr. Laura to see she's no child advocate..CASA should be ashamed of themselves and investigated for these lies..and they certainly should not be involved in the well-being of children if they exercise such poor character judgement...I will forward this to them and see if they reply....

1 comment:

Jesus said...

Wow! Thanks for correcting the Moneycito Journal and setting story straight. With lying "media" outlets like this journal it's no wonder this country's children have issues. This was one of your best Mick. The photo of the Grinch's backside is perfect.