Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Citizen's Arrest!! Citizen's Arrest!!

beanie baby Ty vs cousin Eddie...
 
I make a citizen's arrest against Ty Warner for trying to turn Montecito into his own powder room; for charging nearly $6000 per night at the San Ysidro Ranch; for trying to get out of paying the Biltmore property taxes; whose need for luxury is pathological; for being so greedy and rich that he is now in danger of defaulting on a huge loan: Four hotels owned by Beanie Baby tycoon and Montecito resident, Ty Warner have a $425 million loan due in January, 2010. S&P just put the bond that the loan backs on "credit watch." The loans are on the Four Seasons in New York, the Four Seasons Biltmore Resort and the San Ysidro Ranch, a 38-room resort, in Montecito, California, and the AAA Five Diamond-rated Las Ventanas al Paraiso in Los Cabos, Mexico. Warner may be the next casualty of the commercial real estate collapse. Luxury hotel owners risk defaulting on their debt as the recession cuts occupancies and the credit crunch constrains refinancing.
now, we all know the story of Randy Quaid and his lovely wife Evi, who allegedly skipped out of paying for a stay at the San Ysidro Ranch...but all this time and effort wasted on trying to arrest the fun couple is nothing but a publicity stunt for the prosecutors and Ty..he is trying to soak his guests by charging exhorbitant amounts of money for a night's stay..$6000 for one night!!! It's stupid..nobody but Wendy McCuckoo types can afford that much!! It's blood money! Do you know how many bears were killed last hunting season? 1700! and to continue to portray bears as cute little beanie babies is beyond the reach of sanity grabbers!! beyond the reach...even Pedrobear and his wife Susanbear, who is running for his seat on the assembly or whatever, could not afford a room at the ranch!! so I call again for the citizens of Santa Barbara to FREE RANDY AND EVI and put the blame squarely where it belongs..on Ty Warner's criminal shoulders...disclosure:I stole a beanie baby once and used it for target practice up on Camino Cielo..blew it away

1 comment:

BeanieBear'sRevenge said...

Unhuh. Ty is his own one man Dubai. You're next.