Monday, December 28, 2009

No Opinion!

bananas..bananas are all I have...bananas
well, since the BBB won't punish the News-Press, since the law won't punish the News-Press, that leaves me...my anti-News-Press campaign is working! Travis and Dr. Laura are gone, people are leaving Nippers.com and News-Press readership is down..conservative radio monopolies like Citadel and NextMedia are going bankrupt...people are finally waking to the con artists behind these endeavors. Now, we all know Wendy's claim to fame is divorcing a rich guy and the con is she calls herself a business woman! A publisher even! Well, what kind of a paper doesn't print an editorial section? A bad one, that's what kind. Monday's News-Press had no editorial section, no letters, no nothing! just two full page cryptic ads about NEWSPAPER ADVERTISING!! and after soliciting letters for months about the new city council, they got seven letters on Sunday from the usual anti-city hall suspects!!
so you see, this is what happens when you don't use your melon..it gets fuzzy and moldy like this banana...it rots like the News-Press is rotting...there is nothing to do but get a new banana and make sure the same thing doesn't happen...you do that by consuming it before it rots and making it a part of your nourishment..the News-Press, however, is only poison..poison poison poison..when you ingest poison, the passion goes, the love goes, the life goes..all you got left is a moldy rotten banana, that is dying & crying to be heard..

3 comments:

And it's too late, baby said...

Wow... just a few days earlier you could have used it to make banana nut bread!

Mick Von Caw said...

thank you! Betty Crocker for the ovenly tips..

Nigel said...

Is think I see a sick Jesus face in that rotting nana.