Thursday, April 22, 2010

are you ready for the country??

Welcome to Farmville...
two things I don't get: white trash invading Santa Barbara and Farmville...there's a lot of farmers in Carp, but they're not fake, they grow real things in real dirt and they got farmer's daughters wut like to make hay!!
Farmville is some kind of social game they play on Facebook.. everything grows on Farmville, you can fertilize your neighbor's eggs, you can adopt giraffes, you can do all sorts of weird stuff...I swear to God, I must've missed an off ramp somewhere back awhile in my life...
because I don't understand all this chicken coop stuff....
here's some examples:
Toni is so happy to have a new baby Tree Kangaroo in her zoo that she wanted to celebrate by sharing a collectible baby animal topiary with her friends!
Kathie has completed the Gardening Tools Collection and wants to share a collectible for their friends!
Kathie was tending their cows when an adorable Baby Calf caught their eye! This Baby Calf is already eager to explore the world on their own and is looking for a new home.
Candy is constructing a Nursery Barn and needs help! They need their friends to send them 8 Bricks, 5 Wooden Boards, 3 Nails, 6 Bottles, and 3 Blankets
Don is trying to build a bigger Chicken Coop and they still need the help of 10 more friend(s)! Bigger coops can hold more chickens and more chickens mean more Mystery Eggs!
Sam was fertilizing Betty's crops and found these Spring Eggs to share!!
nope...I don't understand all this fake chicken coop stuff....
and I never will.....

3 comments:

my name is Sheepeople,burp said...

Leave my white trash stoopid assed mullet headed boyfiend out of your petty picky blog! You is so mean.

Mick Von Caw said...

hey..when you get tired of his chicken-feathered ways,come to Mick!

Yippee.... said...

So that's where he went! Thanks, Sheepeople. Glad to hear my white trash stoopid assed -- no mullet when he was with me -- boyfriend is now swilling from someone else's trough. Knew he couldn't make it on his own.