Saturday, April 17, 2010

core values...

don't be a boob, join the party!
 

awright..since everybody is fed up with everything, I'm gonna form my own political party. I will take the best aspects of all the other parties and mold it all into one..I will call it the TEAT PARTY!

That's right neighbors and friends, if you got nice teats, you're in! Awhile ago a friend of mine named Sonny asked all the women in SB to paint their nipples blue in honor of the Light Blue Line project that was about to be foisted on us, and some gals did just that...


some even did the orange orange lemon yellow color scheme..doesn't matter because a hooter is just as good a holler-back-girl, if you catch my meaning...

The first meeting of the new TEAT PARTY will be at my house..I'll need three volunteers...oh by the way guys, it's a women only party except for me...

so three ladies will come to my place and show me their tits and by virtue of Robert's Rules of Order, I'll examine the small ones first, then the next size, then the Double D's! With tits, size doesn't matter, softness does! So let's take back America from the commies, socies, cappies and hippies and celebrate teats and a softer gentler nation...what's wrong with that??

3 comments:

I'm calling my friends said...

So what's your address?

Mick Von Caw said...

whoa! I hooked one! my address is 700 Pichaco Lane right next to Rob Lowe's... and please be over 18 years of age...

Mick Von Caw said...

I mean P-i-c-a-c-h-o Lane...I got a little too excited!