Monday, December 9, 2013

ride on, baby

A smile on your face / But not in your eyes / You're looking through me / You don't feel it inside / Get out and ride on, baby, ride on, baby

geez a few weeks ago it was warm and sunny, I was sitting at the beach and girls were stripping in front me...
but things change.....



ooooh, it's cold outside! I went to check some cut trees around Santa Claus Lane and then realized it was the annual toy run today Sunday...Christmas is all about good tidings and good will so no wonder this toy run is so popular... even though Dr. Laura tried to destroy it one year, it remains a fun thing..oh I know it's for the Unity Shoppe and the celebrities, but the motorcylists do it for the kids...


but while  I waited for the run to start, I checked out what Caltrans did..they chopped down a few big beautiful pine trees and pulled out some cattails from the ditch, or little wetlands as the enviros may call it....whatever, the damage is done by the clodheads at Caltrans...cattails I've loved since a wee boy..they are just cool...so why destroy them? especially since they can clean or purify water in the ditches..."Many people consider cattails an undesirable weed that needs to be exterminated but the plant is actually a very beneficial one that can clean water naturally just by growing in it. Besides being a beautiful swamp plant the cattail can purify water of toxins. It is used in water treatment plants to treat and purify water naturally without any chemicals or expensive water cleaning systems.



Many communities have started using cattails to clean their waste water naturally. They are purposely planted in areas of water that solid waste has been removed from. After waste is removed the cattail plant detoxifies the remaining toxins like nitrates, mercury, ammonia's and bad bacteria that is left in the water after it has been filtered."

Thanks Caltrans!!

but anyway, I don't think Caltrans will ever win the battle against cattails which makes me happy...but why cut down the pines? they looked beautiful esp around Christmas time...pines and eucalyptus..my favorites trees now  threatened by Caltrans....damn fools

so the motorcyclists rode from Santa Claus Lane and they were a very friendly group, a little smaller this year but good nonetheless...

keep on riding!!!

Sunday, December 8, 2013

why can't we be friends

I bring my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time.....

now should I cut this Raymond Morua dude some slack for allegedly wounding a pedestrian with his car while drunk ...for hitting her and running, then smashing his car into a tree?


no of course not....felony DUI and hit and run is a big deal....if Ray had boinked Lois a few times, I cut him some slack, if Ray had a beer and backed into a Lexus, I'd cut  him some slack..but mowing down a 27 year old gal while drunk on hard liquor...no slack, Jack

but what about his veteran status? isn't he a hero for fighting for us in Iraq..for protecting our freedom?? well, no..no hero status..the rightwingers want to make all the veterans out to be heroes, but it aint so...these are Bush's wars..Afghanistan and Iraq....there's nothing that protects my freedom in these invasions

we are out of Iraq now but still stuck in  Afghanistan...what for? the Taliban? any army could have dispatched those Taliban psychos in six months...what is the problem? you go in, have a mission then you get out..you don't hang around for ten years....

these other guys aren't heroes..they join the army with little education so they can mate with a rifle or because they can't do anything else.... they go kill some ragheads, they come home....some blown to bits, others crazy...and they wonder why...well because when we invade countries with no purpose, we can expect they will fight back..and they do.....this is not what our military is for!!!

no... we fucked it up and now we pay the price...war heroes? how about the folks who got Hitler? how about real war heroes like Annie Fox, a nurse at Pearl Harbor who was awarded the Purple Heart, but because she was not injured, was later given a Bronze Star instead...The Purple Heart was awarded for “outstanding performance of duty and meritorious acts of extraordinary fidelity. . . During the attack, Lieutenant Fox, in an exemplary manner, performed her duties as head Nurse of the Station Hospital. . . in addition she administered anesthesia to patients during the heaviest part of the bombardment, assisted in dressing the wounded, taught civilian volunteer nurses to make dressings, and worked ceaselessly with coolness and efficiency, and her fine example of calmness, courage and leadership was of great benefit to the morale of all with whom she came in contact...”

Annie Fox..now there's a war hero...should have had a purple and a bronze

now there's a few stories about Raymond Morua on the internet..one at Noozhawk paints a picture of a guy who came back from Iraq with no skills...

"Raymond Morua didn’t know what to do with himself when he got back from Iraq. His family had a welcome-home barbecue for him, and everyone was there. But “I woke up in the morning, and I remember freaking out because my rifle wasn’t there, and then I realized I was back home,” he said. “I walked out of my room, and the house was empty. No one was there. And I was just, like, what do I do?”
He floundered for a long time. He lived off his Army bonus for several months, bar-hopping and traveling. He tried construction work, but he got fired. He finally decided to just take the GI Bill and go to UC Santa Barbara. And there he slowly got his footing.

The classes, and the writing he did for them, helped him make sense of things. After school, he got a job he likes a lot more.

These days, Morua wakes up in the morning with a different feeling. Whether he’s chairing the board of Future Leaders of America, or running his nonprofit, At Ease!, which provides social activities and service opportunities for veterans, he goes to bed knowing that “tomorrow’s another battle.”

For as he says, “Just because you’re done with the military doesn’t mean your service to your country’s done. Just because you don’t have a rifle in your hand and you don’t have a uniform doesn’t mean you can’t go out on the streets and still kick butt.”

http://www.noozhawk.com/article/110912_veterans_experiences_shaped_who_they_are/#.UqR9qJvcyrY

yeah he kicked butt alright on the streets of Santa Barbara..kicked the butt of a 27 year old gal...hit her with his car while DUI..

and this non-profit he formed At Ease!...I can't find much about it..there's an At Ease for Veterans in Wisconsin, but scant else..seems there's tons of non-profits for veterans....sounds like most are a money making scam...

being a war veteran is something you may do as an American...war and peace...you deal with it...but it's not an excuse for being a drunk...and there's no excuse for our leaders abusing the military by starting these stupid invasions...

and there's plenty of legitimate help out there, if you need it

Friday, December 6, 2013

let the good times roll

Let the good times roll
Let them knock you around
Let the good times roll
Let them make you a clown

this post brought to you by Budweiser and  Ketel One Vodka....what's your story???

Lois and Raymond bring shame to the American flag

well.....geez now Team Lois can't stay sober? the reports that her assistant was allegedly busted for DUI, that he hit someone bad and ran and  later he smashed into a tree in downtown Santa Barbara ... just despicable...what a dumbass

KEYT broke the story and this is just another example of the drug problem in Santa Barbara...alcohol is a drug..the most abused and dangerous of them all...of course, all this will be swept under the rug so the bars can keep plying addicts with alcohol...a never-ending cycle..

weird- the gal he hit is Mallory Rae Dies (that's her name!) and she's a bartender at the Tonic Nightclub...I swear there's a little subculture of booze in SB!

then I hear some nutjobs went bar hopping to celebrate the end of Prohibition...two guys started this nonsense a few years ago but at least this time they hired a cab company because the activities they engage in leave them shit-faced and unable to drive...like the Lois Capp's rep

some folks fear the homeless when they go downtown, I fear the drunk drivers

ok so is Lois responsible for her assitant's behavior...no of course not..will the drunk guy get a promotion like Wendy gave Travis Armstrong after he was busted for DUI?

the guy's name is Raymond Morua...ie MORON...he's a district representative for Lois Capps and he makes about $5800/month!! not anymore I hope..oh and he was an Iraq war vet...geez, no wonder we never win any wars anymore..we're filling  the Armed Forces with morons, cowards and drunks

but Lois better fire him and condemn his behavior....call him a little shithead because that's what he is...just like Travis, and Peter, Martin, and Anna down in Malibu,  and Darryl the DUI lawyer...and all those other flunkies who think they can drink alcohol and drive

and the last straw is Morua was leaving a party hosted by the Independent??? that's what Noozhawk reported...then the Indie reports that this loser Morua has had prior DUIs and hit and runs!! so why did Lois hire him?? maybe she is responsible!

the Independent over the last year or so and under the leadership of Marianne Partridge has become all about booze..the stories, the ads all promoting booze....and now this stupid party they gave...way to go Marianne!! you are just as bad as a drug dealer...and almost as bad as the News-Press...

where's Officer Kasi Beutel when you need her??

goin' mobile


I'm an air-conditioned gypsy

I'm sitting at the computer when I hear a bunch of noise outside..not the highway noise, but  bird noise..singing tweeting chirping, tep-tep-tepping..I sneak out to the balcony and see a bunch of little colorful birds flying around crazy..they are on the big sycamore, they are walking on the stucco walls.. it's like the little birds are all drunk! ....my neighbor must've spiked the bird feeder...

don't drink and fly this holiday season..it's very dangerous...

so I try to snap some shots but the birds are moving fast and their little bodies are all jittery....RELAX!! I whisper... but to to avail...must be a genetic thing


I check my field guide and they look to be Townsend's Warblers..must be migrating like the monarch butterflies...but I've never seen a Townsend warbler before so it was a trip to see them in the flesh, or the feather in this case....they motored down from Washington and points north and stopped to hang out here, with me...after five minutes they were gone....

I hope they come back..if not I hope they find what they're looking for...

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

When Sunny Came Home

Sunny came home with a list of names
She didn't believe in transcendence
It's time for a few small repairs she said
Sunny came home with a vengeance

now the stuff I hear about the News-Press is mostly rumors or what I can see from a distance or just by observing the rag everyday when I read it..

you see, I've emailed Wendy dozens of times asking her this and that but my emails keep coming back...I even sent her some envelope type letters asking her to explain some things but those letters keep coming back, too...if I was in love with her which I'm not I might feel rejected and develop a lonely complex or something, but Wendy can't do that to me..a few other girls had that kinda power over me, but not Wendy....because I don't love Wendy...I hate her..if she died today, I'd piss on her grave



so you remember my observations about Gerry Fall, the newly promoted Sports Editor at the News-Press...after about 7 years, Wendy promoted him...Gerry took the lead in trying to get rid of the union and realized that kissing Wendy's ass will get you promoted quicker than actual deserving or working for it...
ok. so now  I hear the NLRB is dogging Wendy again for anti-union activities...Barney Brantingham had the news and Barney would know..my interest in all this is when former editor Travis Armstrong would write editorials lying about gov't workers...and unions....I had no  issues with Wendy one way or another up until then..then the Rob Lowe fiasco, then a bunch of other stuff and I realized she was cuckoo, hence Wendy McCuckoo

faggy Indian Travis was busted for DUI because he couldn't figure out he was driving the wrong way up a one way street in Santa Barbara..what a dumbass! He was Wendy's favorite queer and she's been mad at the City and the cops ever since for arresting her/him/it!! hahah

the Lamp of Justice
but I just couldn't sit by and let Wendy get away with that, so I started my infamous world famous blog..my lamp of justice I shine daily at Team Wendy members to  expose their dark dirty evil deeds!!

so now the question is why should Wendy be allowed to break labor laws with impunity....well, I hope all the bribable conservative judges have died with their robes on so any further appeals of NLRB rulings will be denied....

some say Wendy can do what she wants because it's her paper..well, it's not her paper..she bought it alright, but with illegitimate money from a divorce! and that just ain't right..a woman who never worked for a living trying to fuck with the working class...and at her side is a clueless trustfunder idiot, Nipper, who's living so far up Wendy's ass, he bumped into Gerry Fall

so you see Wendy you can send my letters back to me, but sunny Justice is coming home.. that's JVSTITIAM...ie your TIT's in a ringer

Dry is good and wind is better
Count the years, you always knew it

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

incense and peppermints

who cares what games we choose, little to win and nothing to lose....

well I went in to Santa Barbara to get some incense and also to check a trial confirmation..some Montecito dude is harrassing some other dude... so I got my incense from Paradise Found and leisurely strolled over to the court house..Santa Barbara was really hot so I had to leave and I'll wait for the actual trial..the owner of Bo Henry's is involved but I forgot his name but I'm interested in one of his girlfriends...I wanna ask her why she's hanging out with a bunch of  Vincent Van Gogh wannabe pussies...don't worry, I'll find out..besides, I'm more interested in the Valerie Walston case...the sexting case...

oh I like the library but the Granada Garage building across from it is suspect with the phallic symbols..you wanna know why there's a deficit in SB, it's the Granada garage

and the Big O at the County Ag building???  sex symbols everywhere!!

so I left to check out the Lobero restoration progress....there's this big white Ford SUV following me closely,  tailgating me, so I pull over on Anacapa  and park, he pulls over and parks in the red zone.. I jump outta my truck, ready to busta rhyme with his head on the sidewalk then I see he's a big fat greasy Mexican deputy! one of Sheriff Bill Brown's gorillas...

and heads to the post office to mail some letters. I didn't think the CA exempt status on his Ford was for running errands.... geez.. I got my eye on you big boy...


hey there's Wayne Scoles riding his bike! he looks pissed off as usual...LOSER!!!

I head over to the Lobero.....they got the brick steps in and some terraced plantings going on...red brick steps? is that normal??

I saw the olive trees...it seems they reduced the grass area in favor of concrete so you can't lounge around as much before the doors open...it's less inviting...this is not good especially since I plan on seeing the awesome Shawn Colvin at the Lobero in January....if there's a wine concession in front I WILL SLAY THEM!!! maybe a few big pine trees would help
but the Lobero seems..diminished somehow

who the hell is running things down here????

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Fields of Athenry..

drunk drivers are bad news

I heard that song a week ago...sung by a street kid in Ireland...I heard it at the tail end of a movie I'd never seen before..about a reporter fighting the brutal drug wars in Ireland..and how kids should be treated with the dignity they deserve..the kid's voice...well, it shook me up

when you get into a car and drive drunk, with kids in the car..are you treating your kids with dignity?? no

and I'd like to get away from drunk drivers but they keep showing up in the news...I could focus on more wonderful things, like the beautiful warm weather we're having thanks to global warming and the oil industries burning fossil fuels, just hope we don't run outta those!

and the weather is nice for driving, biking and hiking....cold nights and warm days, that's the ticket! and of course I took advantage of the global warmth and found myself in a dry creek bed among some big beautiful eucalyptus, the prefered tree of hawks, butterflies and me....and they got these pretty little white flower blossoms I never really noticed before...bees were goin' crazy....


whenever I'd visit Santa Monica or Venice, I take the Pacific Coast Highway..it's true you have to pass through Oxnard but it's well worth the risk..on a perfect southern California day, there's nothing like driving down to Malibu..I used to own property down there, but lost it in a poker game...


I keep thinking about this dude Levi Saks and his plight to recover from being hit by an alleged drunk driver in Malibu...his pup Marley was taken to a shelter and put up for adoption! not sure what will happen there...I guess the family will claim Marley.....

can Darryl save Anna??
and the allegedly drunk lady, Anna Caldwell...I wonder what will become of her? what will become of poor Anna who chose to allegedly drive drunk with a kid or two in her SUV and then plow into Levi? getting into a car and driving drunk is a passive-aggressive act of violence...if it results in harming someone, the drunk can blame the booze...now what will happen when Anna goes to court..will she get a good DUI lawyer who can get her off with a fine? who is Anna? is this the Anna? I don't know.. I can only speculate

but can you imagine going down to Malibu today in this beautiful weather and getting smashed into by a drunk like Anna Caldwell? can you imagine being a kid in her car??