My Fair Share

Justice if you're still there, I must have my fair share/ Justice is a lady, lay me down with Justice in a long white gown

ok so Santa Barbara has a new Police Chief after Cam Sanchez retired...an interim chief was hired but was of no consequence... Hell, I can't even recall his name cos I'm drunk right now

but the new Chief is a woman from the San Diego Police force... I guess she's gonna commute by police helicopter from San Diego to Santa Barbara..oh wait, maybe by boat

her name is Lori Luhnow per all the reports: Ms. Luhnow said, "I am proud and honored to become a part of the Santa Barbara Police Department and community. Santa Barbara has much to offer with a long history of being one of the safest coastal communities in America.
 

safest coastal communities in America?? well Lori it's also the drunkest coastal community in America..I was hoping Kasi Beutel (ass-kicker of drunks) would be the new chief but I guess the liquor lobby said no

but seriously Lori, they got more alcohol-soaked events in SB than you can shake swizzel stick at and now we got a Beer Circus coming to town....a Beer Circus!!

they got Wine and Beer Festivals, Tequila festivals, drunk actresses and drunk celebrity chefs bumping into innocent drivers..they got bartenders getting mowed down by drunk drivers...they got Uber drivers raping passengers; they got homeless people screaming at wealthy white people..even San Diego has more class than Santa Barbara!

so I would not exactly call Santa Barbara the safest coastal town in America..maybe the weirdest but not the safest..although the city worker benefits are awesome...WELCOME!!!

oh and one other thing... there's News-Press owner Wendy McCuckoo you're gonna have to deal with...the cops have arrested tons of her friends for drugs and alcohol and her vendetta is branded on her shriveled right tit with a capital "V"

so if your cops arrest one of Wendy's drunk pals, don't give them a pass..hold them accountable, ok? don't be afraid they're gonna run a front page series and expose your past loves, etc...anyone who writes for the News-Press is hack....Wendy's puppet...I must have my fair share
Chief Lori, would you please open up the old child porn case against the News-Press..somehow thousands of child porn images were found on a News-Press computer and Wendy refused to take responsibility..instead she blamed a former editor who crossed her, then she blamed the previous owner of the computer...

obviously Wendy and Nipper are hiding something so I'm counting on you Chief Luhnow to finally bring some justice to those kids...I call them Wendy's kids

and can you do something about Jill?? I'm worried about her..she spends way too much time at the Bird Refuge killing weeds...it's an odd obsession, but is it just?

I will have my fair share

The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore

the moon ain't gonna rise in your eyes

there have been more deaths from trains in Montecito and Summerland in the last few months than Santa Claus Lane ever... yet I don't see the County of Santa Barbara showing any concern about it..no cries about public safety or imminent disasters...no calls for single access points or bells and whistles with guard towers warning people about the appoaching trains..but I love trains and they won't hurt me

 

so why not? why is the County concerned only with Carpinteria? aren't Montecito lives just as valuable? I guess not and I was going thru Montecito recently and I can see why...having lived in a little apartment on Coast Village Road behind Pelican's Wharf in the 1980s, I can say it was a cool place to live...everyday was sunny....Friday nights I'd walk over to the Olive Mill Bistro and have a drink with John Carradine, the old western star..well not actually with him, but in close proximity...

let's cut through and go surfing!

and beautiful young women were everywhere, knocking on my door offering sexual favors...it was a paradise!! and if you want to find the heart and soul of Montecito, start at Butterfly Beach and walk your way to Fernald Point....from the Coral Casino to Humphrey Rd, Virginia Rd....the Miramar...and Fernald....as kids in the 60s we used to sneak through the beach properties on Fernald Lane to get to Shark's to surf..and today I took a look and the old access is still there!! awesome...

but lately, or nowadays it's not the same place on Coast Village Road.. the women look like fish with the big BOTOX lips...the TOX as in toxin should give them a clue..the faces are stretched to the max to iron out the wrinkles..big pine trees have been slaughtered...big white developments have arisen...it's taken ten years for Craig McCaw to replace Peabody's restaurant and he's still not finished...but making progress I see

the buildings along Coast Village Road have all assumed a monkey-shit brown color....the sun does not shine here anymore
is it any wonder people are rushing to the train tracks to kill themselves?? well, before you do, go down to Fernald Point, sneak across the property, down the hedges to the beach, and spend a few hours surfing at Shark's.....

it just may save your life

Key Largo

sailing away to Key Largo

America has no shortage of religious whackos and now we have 50 people dead, 50 injured... gunned down in a nightclub in Florida...allegedly because the killer was an Islamic nut who hated gays..the nightclub was a gay one...I used to be a cook when  I was a kid at Sambos by the highway...next door was the Pub, a gay bar..after hours the bar folks would come over to the restaurant and I'd serve them eggs, burgers, patty melts (yum) and whatever they wanted...there was no problems or issues and I even went over and had a beer at the Pub with a waitress..some of the dudes had a crush on me but it was just all fun..and funny..the thought that someone would come in and start shooting people was just unfathomable

 

how did Florida let a guy kill 50 people?? that is a question for another day but mass murders are becoming rather common...Isla Vista, Sandy Hook (RIP little ones), San Bernadino..and on and on

are guns the problem? no...crazy religious fanatics with guns are the problem..there is no reading of any religious literature that would literally tell you to kill people whether they are gay or straight or that they had an abortion...guns are tools and are meant for self-protection or hunting but never should be used to deliver a religious message....

but religion and guns are protected rights in the Constitution..the Bill of Rights..it's straight-forward...no ifs ands or buts...we have the right to keep and bear arms, but not the right to kill people for any reason....

any person born in the US is a citizen so this little shithead who killed 50 folks in Florida is a US citizen....born of  Islamic Afghan parents

but I was thinking, what is religion? there's no definition in the Constitution so I'd have to go to the law: The Supreme Court has interpreted religion to mean a sincere and meaningful belief that occupies in the life of its possessor a place parallel to the place held by God in the lives of other persons. The religion or religious concept need not include belief in the existence of God or a supreme being to be within the scope of the First Amendment.


As the case of United States v. Ballard, 322 U.S. 78, 64 S. Ct. 882, 88 L. Ed. 1148 (1944), demonstrates, the Supreme Court must look to the sincerity of a person's beliefs to help decide if those beliefs constitute a religion that deserves constitutional protection.

so, are Christianity and Islam real religions that deserve constitutional protection? I would vote  NO!! the fanatics use their religious beliefs to kill and interfere with peoples' lives because of mental issues and ignorance, not because of a good faith meaningful belief in their own lives...

religion should never be used for one group of people to dictate how other people should live, esp in America..and the Supreme Court needs to look at this..and start shredding some of these groups posing as religions...

intolerance is not a religion, it's a mental illness

Like A Rolling Stone

how does it feel...to be on your own..with no direction home...

　
I don't like animal nonprofits and you know it...there may be more animal nonprofits than there are animals!!

Wayne reacts to my question about the Channel Islands slaughter

now we all know that Wendy and Nipper are big supporters of the US Humane Society with Wayne Pacelle being the Exec Director...I went to a Wayne book signing in the upper Montecito Village around 2013  and cornered Wendy and Nipper.. I asked them about former guest News-Pess opinion writer Lanny Ebenstein's pothouse issues up in Eureka...Wendy said there's no story and she treated me like a complete unknown...

Wendy and Nipper turn their backs on me!

 

well, here's a story Wendy....you know Andy Caldwell writes for your paper the News-Press, don't you? and we know that Andy is the exec-dir of COLAB in Santa Maria..and Andy's got two radio shows, one on Wendy's AM 1290..and Andy has regular guests and one guest is Katy Grimes, a member of the Truth Squad as Andy calls her...and COLAB sponsors some of her appearances

well, Katy did a story on the US Humane Society and I copied it here...funny, I don't see this anywhere in the News-Press or discussed on Andy's radio show..

Katy blasts US Humane Society and they fire back at her.. and it's a pretty good story...from July 2014

http://watchdogwire.com/california/2014/07/25/humane-society-controversies-loom-large-despite-claims-of-virtue/

Last week I wrote about the recent revocation of the Humane Society’s charity rating by Charity Navigator. Thursday, Sacramento Humane Society lobbyist Jennifer Fearing responded.

However, Fearing did not address the primary issues in my story with the HSUS: $25.7 million of charity money in offshore investments, an IRS lawsuit against the Humane Society for inflating revenue on its tax return by writing off fundraising costs as charity, and the omitted key details from her explanation of the Ringling Bros. lawsuit which led to the charity rating revocation.

Fearing wrote:

The recent piece attacking The Humane Society of the United States (Katy Grimes, July 9) is full of inaccuracies. These invented facts come straight from the playbook of Richard Berman, a Washington-based spin doctor. Berman runs, and profits handsomely from, a shadowy web of nonprofits that are secretly funded by big corporations.

Just the facts and a few official documents

"Buried in HSUS’s latest tax return is the non-profit’s admission that it made ‘investments’ totaling $25.7 million in the ‘Central American and the Caribbean’ region, according to the 2012 IRS Form 990 for the Humane Society," I explained in my original story......

Katy Grimes is an animal lover and rescuer, vegetarian, Crunchy Conservative, a long-time political analyst, and investigative journalist.

here's another version

http://www.humanewatch.org/hsus-and-co-defendants-pay-15-75-million-in-racketeering-lawsuit/

The Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) shows TV commercials of abandoned and abused cats and dogs, raising money off of the confusion that it’s a pet shelter umbrella group. (It doesn’t run a single pet shelter anywhere.) Maybe its commercials should instead show HSUS’s lawyers paying a racketeering settlement with their tails tucked between their legs.

This morning news broke that HSUS and its co-defendants, including two HSUS employees, have agreed to pay $15.75 million to settle a long-fought lawsuit filed against them under the Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations (RICO) Act—a law that’s been used to go after the mob.

The suit stems from litigation that animal rights activists, including an HSUS affiliate, pursued against the owner of the Ringling Bros. circus, Feld Entertainment. In that case, activists claimed that the circus was unlawfully harming elephants in its care, and their key witness was a former Feld handler.

　
these stories are real eye-openers and I thank COLAB and Katy Grimes for exposing the United States Humane Society!!

　
(send a copy to Wendy, ok Andy?)

Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow

don't stop, it'll soon be here

ok so let's analyse the election results, ok? well, they don't need analyzing, just paraphrasing..

Joan..sexy!!

 

so Kamala Harris beat everyone and that's good..she's smart, strong and pretty..three things I demand in my women

Trump amd Hillary won but Ben Carson was pretty close..haha

Salud trounced everyone but Justin Fareed beat Helene and Katcho! Justin has a bright political future in Israel but first he needs to get a job..even a summer job will add some creds

as far as run-offs in November..what's the point?

Das..Santa Claus Lane as it should be!

Das beat Jennifer but Jenny's showing was respectable...but I tell ya, it was CUCKOO using Lucy as campaign manager who lost again and offered up only more excuses...had Jenny called me, I would have put her in the winner's circle...but Das, don't fuck with Santa Claus Lane man or there will be trouble.. and I mean T-R-O-U-B-L-E!!
 
I was happy to see Joan Hartman beat Bruce Porter et al...Joan is pretty and Bruce is gray and dead-looking...really Joanie, I habba little crush on you! you got a purty mouth! classy dame

Peter Adam won..no surprise there or up there in God's Country....bodacious cowboys, such as the Mexican who ran against Pete, will never be welcomed here

Monique Limon beat whoever and she's a pretty Latina with long shiny black hair so that's really all that matters

the News-Press endorsements were spot-off as usual...why did they even endorse Peter Adam way up in Santa Maria??
 

 

so I watched Nipper interview the weird blonde Montecito twins in the shiny wood paneled AM-1290 studios..that's where Dennis Miller does his bit on Bill O'Reilly's show...

while it has nothing to do with the elections, I thought it may highlight the California community property and  divorce laws..they need to be changed so people like Wendy, who won a big divorce settlement, can't give money to people like Nipper...

who serve no useful purpose to people like me

Sailing

all caught up in the reverie...

puppet masters, like drunken sailors,  control many of these candidates and the News-Press is a perfect example...Andy Caldwell is a puppet for Wendy and he gives us his endorsements which are the exact same as Wendy's..and Andy is still a guest opinion writer..but at heart he is a Christian preacher..one who pits gov't against God...crazy stuff...social conservatives will be in your bedrooms 24/7 making sure you don't do anything that offends them....oh boy, they shoulda seen me last night!!

and they keep trying to blame Das for everything from pedophile teachers to union mobs...

but that's like trying to blame Christian Andy for this mess: Timothy Cardinal Dolan heads the state's Catholic Conference, which in recent years hired major lobby firms to block legislation designed to help child abuse victims seek justice.

(James Keivom/New York Daily News)

BY Kenneth Lovett


NEW YORK DAILY NEWS ALBANY BUREAU CHIEF Monday, May 30, 2016, 9:16 PM

ALBANY — Not leaving it to divine chance, the state Catholic Conference has turned in recent years to some of Albany’s most well-connected and influential lobby firms to help block a bill that would make it easier for child sex abuse victims to seek justice.

The Catholic Conference, headed by Timothy Cardinal Dolan, has used Wilson Elser Moskowitz Edelman & Dicker, Patricia Lynch & Associates, Hank Sheinkopf, and Mark Behan Communications to lobby against the Child Victims Act as well as for or against other measures.....

look, if you call yourself a Christian, you could kill your whole family because they're not going to church enough.. like devout bibel-reader John List did..to some Christians, kids are good for either molesting or killing..less abortions, more kids..think about it

 

 

ok...so I see that the Santa Barbara Chamber of Commerce, not the Chamber of Horrors, has endorsed Das Williams for 1st District supervisor over Jennifer Christensen....this has caused fits among the north county interests for some reason..Andy Caldwell from COLAB/News-Press almost burst a blood vessel in the brain as Das is a longtime nemesis of the News-Press...DAS is a labor guy,a union guy

and here's my take on Jennifer Christensen: I was gonna vote for her for 1st Dist Supe but am having 2nd thoughts..her campaign is being run by slutty Lucy so say the Montecito Journal! Lucy lost to commie/ PODER gal Cathy Murillo by a landslide and that was Lucy's 2nd loss for SB City Council...so why would Jen choose Lucy to run her campaign....all they talk about is reducing benefits for gov't workers which is a losing proposition because they don't mention the supervisors get over $80000/year and their assistants make about $70000/year for doing nothing!! it's crazy..and I've heard some gals who look alot like Jen and Lucy are hooking outside the News-Press offices after hours..(PS, they like black guys!!)

also, Jennifer has been in county finance for over ten years, receives benefits/pension, so why are county finances in such disarray according to COLAB types? it just doesn't make sense

now over at the Independent, Nick Welsh uncovered some pretty shady unorthodox, or is that unethical Jews supporting momma's boy Justin Fareed for Congress..yo Justin..yo...

today, the economy is good, the stock market has more than doubled since Bush tried to kill it, the real estate market is booming, Obama killed Osama...Obama is not a perfect president but after eight years, we are way better off with Obama than Mitt or John McCain..McCain chose Sarah Palin as his VP!!

Trump talks big but his Trump University was a scam and his wife is Russianinski...who will he choose as his VP?? Sarah Palin?? geez

remember this: liberals want to abuse your money; conservatives want to abuse your kids

and independents want to abuse themselves

Wishin' & Hopin'

and plannin' and dreamin'

well I got my Dusty Springfield collection..a big cool book and 4 cds covering her career as the best singer ever...and this great pic of Dusty holding a big Gibson 12- string with the Shadows behind her...GOD!! awesome...I love her!

but I had to go into Santa Barbara for some stuff and it was sunny..on the way back to Carp it was raining in Montecito and cold and foggy in Summerland...there was a traffic jam due to some roadwork on Lillie, then it dawned on me there's just too many people here...the politicians and candidates are worried and wishin' and hopin'  about widening Highway 101 yet we're running out of water! it's just crazy... the highway issue is not that important..the traffic moves just fine 99% of the time..sometimes it slows down and it will always slow down if there's too many people moving in the same direction at the same time...ever been to LA? driven on an LA freeway? ever been stuck on a six lane LA freeway??

no water, no development..BUILDING MORATORIUM NOW!!

 

 

 now I got a funny flyer in the mail about Helene and Bernie being 60s liberals and you should vote Republican...Helene and Bernie were dressed up like Je ne sais quoi...good one! but as I recall Nixon was the president who ushered in the 1970s from 1969 to 1974...I didn't think he was a bad president, just a little reckless

then on the front of the News-Press was a story about an illegal..now this illegal I have no problem calling an illegal because he is an illegal.. a total Zika and a stupid one who should be deported

the issue I had with the News-Press was calling people at the DMV illegals simply because they were looked a certain way..that's racism and the News-Press can't hide..they are racists..and Nipper's correspondence with Minuteman Jim Gilchrist proves it..

and another Mintueman Chris Simcox is on trial in Arizona for child/abuse molestation....total perv! I think Wendy and Nipper can relate to that being they had thousands of child porn images on a News-Press computer... THOUSANDS!! (still waiting for Justice) the Simcox trial has been delayed for about a year-goddman lawyers and judges-but it fianlly got underway...

http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/8-year-old-victim-testifies-in-molestation-trial-of-ex-minuteman-chris-simcox-8308190

Simcox wanted to act as his own lawyer and question the kids he is accused of molesting..then he backed out allowing another lawyer to help him defend himself...but we got Gilchrist, Simcox and that fat white bitch  Shawna Forde who murdered the little Brisenia Flores girl

 

racists, killers and child molestors..and friends of the News-Press

 

 

are you a friend of the News-Press, too?