when you're depressed, things get magnified, little things become huge, your energy level drops, you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel and all these issues are caused by one catastrophic (to you) event added to a bunch of unresolved inner conflicts from the past...kinda like the straw that broke the camel's back..the big purge...but never fear, you can rebound and evolve into a more aware being...depression is simply a scary fit of unawareness, a necessary learning experience..so with that in mind I think we can say the mediaconservatives are depressed, in a great depression, sleeping with the black dog (or fearing him!) and are in need of some compassion...we see it daily...from the overarching public opinion pieces...Obama says we need some public works projects and the mediaconservatives turn that into a commie union takeover of jobs; as 9/11 approaches, conservatives want to burn the Koran as a desperate attempt to ease the pain, kinda like popping a Prozac; conservative media have turned to polls to help them cope, a Rasmussen conservatively biased poll a day keeps the bogeyman way; the cons have enlisted false prophets to tell the future for them... like Nancy Reagan and her horoscopes, the mediacons rely on a guy named God to help them get rid of the black man in the White House so they can make more money; and they try to rewrite history because they don't like reality..depressed people are afraid of reality and one way to become healthier is to confront real issues head on, instead of pretending they don't exist...that means looking at life without booze, drugs and dealing with all the issues honestly..it can be painful, but that's okay! OK.....we're making some inroads to a healthier mediaconservative party..no more John Boehner/Glenn Beck crying videos..face things like men, John and Glenn, not drunken bottle throwing college boys...with these changes, the mediacons will put things in better perspective: God won't be a crutch, reality won't be the enemy, booze won't be the medicine, and we'll start to return to responsible leadership from the Republicans...so cheer up everybody!!
Thursday, September 9, 2010
the Great Depression...
you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd...
when you're depressed, things get magnified, little things become huge, your energy level drops, you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel and all these issues are caused by one catastrophic (to you) event added to a bunch of unresolved inner conflicts from the past...kinda like the straw that broke the camel's back..the big purge...but never fear, you can rebound and evolve into a more aware being...depression is simply a scary fit of unawareness, a necessary learning experience..so with that in mind I think we can say the mediaconservatives are depressed, in a great depression, sleeping with the black dog (or fearing him!) and are in need of some compassion...we see it daily...from the overarching public opinion pieces...Obama says we need some public works projects and the mediaconservatives turn that into a commie union takeover of jobs; as 9/11 approaches, conservatives want to burn the Koran as a desperate attempt to ease the pain, kinda like popping a Prozac; conservative media have turned to polls to help them cope, a Rasmussen conservatively biased poll a day keeps the bogeyman way; the cons have enlisted false prophets to tell the future for them... like Nancy Reagan and her horoscopes, the mediacons rely on a guy named God to help them get rid of the black man in the White House so they can make more money; and they try to rewrite history because they don't like reality..depressed people are afraid of reality and one way to become healthier is to confront real issues head on, instead of pretending they don't exist...that means looking at life without booze, drugs and dealing with all the issues honestly..it can be painful, but that's okay! OK.....we're making some inroads to a healthier mediaconservative party..no more John Boehner/Glenn Beck crying videos..face things like men, John and Glenn, not drunken bottle throwing college boys...with these changes, the mediacons will put things in better perspective: God won't be a crutch, reality won't be the enemy, booze won't be the medicine, and we'll start to return to responsible leadership from the Republicans...so cheer up everybody!!
when you're depressed, things get magnified, little things become huge, your energy level drops, you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel and all these issues are caused by one catastrophic (to you) event added to a bunch of unresolved inner conflicts from the past...kinda like the straw that broke the camel's back..the big purge...but never fear, you can rebound and evolve into a more aware being...depression is simply a scary fit of unawareness, a necessary learning experience..so with that in mind I think we can say the mediaconservatives are depressed, in a great depression, sleeping with the black dog (or fearing him!) and are in need of some compassion...we see it daily...from the overarching public opinion pieces...Obama says we need some public works projects and the mediaconservatives turn that into a commie union takeover of jobs; as 9/11 approaches, conservatives want to burn the Koran as a desperate attempt to ease the pain, kinda like popping a Prozac; conservative media have turned to polls to help them cope, a Rasmussen conservatively biased poll a day keeps the bogeyman way; the cons have enlisted false prophets to tell the future for them... like Nancy Reagan and her horoscopes, the mediacons rely on a guy named God to help them get rid of the black man in the White House so they can make more money; and they try to rewrite history because they don't like reality..depressed people are afraid of reality and one way to become healthier is to confront real issues head on, instead of pretending they don't exist...that means looking at life without booze, drugs and dealing with all the issues honestly..it can be painful, but that's okay! OK.....we're making some inroads to a healthier mediaconservative party..no more John Boehner/Glenn Beck crying videos..face things like men, John and Glenn, not drunken bottle throwing college boys...with these changes, the mediacons will put things in better perspective: God won't be a crutch, reality won't be the enemy, booze won't be the medicine, and we'll start to return to responsible leadership from the Republicans...so cheer up everybody!!
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