Wednesday, November 2, 2011

be true to your school

"the apple doesn't fall far from the tree" Peter Lance

ok some lady, some very irate and steamy sex-starved Marymount parent claimed that my post comments about the exclusive school were unfair and erroneous....so let's set the record straight..pretty-boy Rob Lowe's kids aren't there anymore; hussy Deb David is long gone; and boozy vixen Kristin had a kid who graduated from Marymount, which is not a girls' school after all....

then the parent became defensive and started questioning me..trying to turn me into a parody!! ME!!!
well, how dare she make fun of my blog, which she snidely refers to as a "little bloglet"...I think bloglet implies little deary, like little dwarf or little miniature pony..


and she said that schools are not responsible for the behavior of the parents....hmmmm
now, this started me thinking..why not? why aren't schools responsible for the parents behavior? why should parents be let off the hook for boorish behavior..why don't the schools give grades to the parents..put them on notice....

for example, we could give sexy Kristin a D for the bad choice she made which got her busted for DUI; Rob Lowe gets an F for the trouble this twit caused with his crybaby rant to the News-Press/Wendy McCuckoo about a reporter who was covering his housing issues..the reporter lost her job because if this!

and Nipper..his kid went to some school and got busted recently in Ventura..let's give Nipper a D- ..a boozer and freeloader is not what you should be modeling to your children!!
....same for Baron Ron Herron, yet another slacker parent...

Wendy doesn't have any kids....thank GOD!! Rick Perry recently gave a speech obviously inebriated..he gets an F for being a Fucking dumbass.

all this hypocrisy reminds me of a cute old song by Jeannie C Riley

Harper Valley PTA
Well, it happened that the PTA Was gonna meet that very afternoon And boy were surprised When Mrs. Johnson wore her miniskirt into the room ( Mrs Johnson A+)

And as she walked up to the blackboard I can still recall the words she had to say She said, "I'd like to address this meeting Of the Harper Valley PTA"

"Well, there's Bobby Taylor sittin' there And seven times he asked me for a date And Mrs. Taylor sure seems to use a lotta ice Whenever he's away" (C for both of them!)

"And Mr. Baker, can you tell us Why your secretary had to leave this town? And shouldn't widow Jones be told To keep her window shades all pulled completely down?"
(D for both of them!)

"Well, Mr. Harper couldn't be here 'Cause he stayed too long at Kelly's Bar again And if you'll smell Shirley Thompson's breath You'll find she's had a little nip of gin" (D- for Mr Harper and Shirley)

and this Marymount parent who contacted me..let's give her a B for at least stepping up for her school trying to defend it even if for all the wrong reasons...

now go and sock it to 'em!!!

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