Julia was a recipient of a cash award from the NP Holiday Fund a few years ago...normally reserved for really needy folks, Nipper decided to give the money to Julia at Wendy's directive...tainted money to the ART....then when #69 botched the rescue of two mountain lion cubs in Solvang who didn't need to be rescued, she ran to the News-Press and Scott wrote her up a story in which she blamed the feds who had to clean up her mess for the lion fiasco! ever since, Julia's non-profit has been suspect....maybe if Julia got a real job instead of begging for handouts from Wendy-types, she wouldn't be so loopy! and she didn't rescue one animal from the Channel Islands!!
but anyway, I was watching the tube last night and saw this beautiful blonde woman reading the news..rapid-fire..with a smirky attitude..telling her colleagues off and making me laugh to the point where I wanted to fuck her really bad...Brooke Alvarez is her name and she anchors the Onion Network News....and she just happened to have a story on animal hoarders..two violent lesbians won't let their 1000 little dogs out of the house and now they trap anyone who enters the house and the Animal Planet folks called Julia in to help..it may be the last time you see #69!
but the story is bigger than some crazy chick in the valley with her crazy benefactor...millions of people are affected by this, somehow...watch the stimulating Onion News Network for more info...
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#69 recently "rescued" and killed two deer. She gets more game than most hunters in Santa Barbara.
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