I go to CVS in Carp and the clerk says she's staying away from downtown today due to all the drunks! oh yeah, the Surf and Suds Festival is today...it's a pretty sad affair...
dreamt up by the boozers at Coastal View (Nipper's pals), the beer fest costs $55 to get in...$20 if you are a designated driver...unbelievable...dumbshits drinking beer all day...
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the campground was full of families and kids and the stupid beer fest was hogging the big field so they had to deal with drunks all day!
there's a subculture of people plaguing the social scene and they are called "hipsters"...they don't have any practical skills so they spend their time drinking beer, covering rocks and trees with yarn...hipsters..weenies..beerhounds...white trash
the Santa Barbara Maritime Museum at the Harbor has gone hipster and sunk to a new low...hosting a beer party
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the Montecito Journal and Sentinel, both owned by Mr. Cocktail and old hipster Jim Buckley have been promoting some Jew hipster named Zak Rosen, who is a beer expert...must take a lot of beer to cleanse the conscience for killing those Palestinian kids
a beer expert..how silly is this! what a waste of time and energy to hole up in the SB Maritime Museum in the middle of the day and drink beer...don't we have enough problems with drunk drivers??? I may have to attend this little bash which is sponsored by the Montecito Journal and another useless nonprofit Hutton Parker Foundation...hmmmmm
the usual suspects
Santa Barbara Maritime Museum advisory council members:
Russell E. Galipeau, Jr.
Channel Islands Nat’l Park..you wanna talk animal abuse, this guy along with Nazi Kate cleansed the Channel Islands of unwanted species...killed THOUSANDS of animals for no reason
Kevin McTeague
Santa Barbara Navy League
Erin Graffy de Garcia....pop historian writes for the News-Press and likes whiskey
Hillary Hauser..she tried to clean up the ocean but I can't ever understand what she's saying
Heal the Ocean
Peter Howorth...has an absurd fear of sharks...writes for the News-Press and tries to panic the public for donations to his nonprofit
Marine Mammal Center
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now, making beer takes tons of water that we don't have and it all gets pissed out rather quickly...if pot is legal, maybe the Maritime Museum can have a reefer seminar!
the News-Press has a new feature called "Drink of the Week"...this week presents a Kamikazi..the article was by faggy Ted Mills who promotes alcohol abuse with his buddies and is now a News-Press correspondent....
http://www.tedmills.com/2010/03/ming_dynasty_goleta_1.html
"drink a bucket of booze at Happy Hour" .....what a freakin' punk!!!
hipsters and their mystery achievements..... these boys are now on my radar
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