one thing I'll never do is ride a recumbent bike or trike..never...it's like flying a helicopter with the propeller on the bottom...uncool
so Sunday's News-Press was pro-DUI...Scott Steepleton had two stories that "may possibly" affect how the CHP arrests drunks...well not really but Scott is hopeful
the another story about Scott's pal DUI lawyer Darryl Genius was hopeful Darryl will only get a private reprimand instead of a forced vacay by the State Bar for his dirty courtroom deeds...
the News-Press Sports Page had a bunch of articles by the Associated Press...does that mean that Sports Editor Gerry Fallwell and his new pal Zack the Jew were drinking beer at the bar again??? care for a Tic-Tac, fellas?? geez
then On Monday I'm watching the news and funnyman Robin Williams (Good Morning, Vietnam!) is dead then all the power goes out then I hear sirens outside then I go outside and see a truck crashed into a power pole down the road..then the power comes back on..but who crashes into a power pole in the afternoon...a drunk!! power poles are there to transmit power to me and others, not to crash into!!! dumbass pickup trucks drivers..or maybe it was a stoner who dropped his roach, burned his leg, the over-corrected into the power pole! stoner! HAHAHAHAH!!
then the power goes out again and the SCE crew is working on the poles...worker fixes problem caused by slacker...and so it goes
well, we're in drought are we not and I see that the County is installing new Dog Spas at the beaches and parks...the Arroyo Burro Mesa dog wash stations...is this really necessary? using water to wash your dumbass dog???
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| we don't want poor doggies to get sand on their little paws now do we?? |
when cats get dirty they lick themselves clean... but dogs, domestic dogs not wild dogs, domestic dogs are too stupid to clean themselves so the county services the water, heats it up to 72 degrees and the yuppiemuppiewuppies can pamper their miscreant fleabags
so my tax money will be spent to waste water to clean your mutt!!
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| neither does the County Parks!!! |
the muttwash is out of service at Summerland's Lookout Park and they need to remove it...it is an EYESORE!!!
I... awww geez...I gotta put a stop to this...some of this.. not all of it just some of it
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Can you tell us about the Cal Poly football players who robbed a fraternity at gunpoint?
yo...some illiterate black boys (football players of course) rousted some weenie pampered white fratboys
"Can you tell us about the Cal Poly football players who robbed a fraternity at gunpoint?"
"yo...some illiterate black boys (football players of course) rousted some weenie pampered white fratboys"
Sorry, the correct answer is "Who give a fuck?"
What the News-Press sports writer really don't seem to get is that no one cares about is the lousy amateur Foresters (who beat the Seattle SUDS. Suds, of course, all these less-than minor division teams really do is give washed up high school players the chance drink beer and play mediocre weekend ball. Doesn't the News-Press have anything better to write about, like the kids readying for a new school season. The News Press seems to view these not-even division AA baffoons (I've been to ONE game) like they're actual athletes. TV's crappiest sportscaster, Gerry Fall. who must have gotten the boot from amateur KEYT for ineptitude, he was the worst, must have played his "pro time" with these losers. Enough Foresters, how about some real sports coverage except for the two stories a day that barely fit into the News Press' lousy mini-sport page.
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